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kimmy123 · 2011-09-20 20:06:07

bananaman114 wrote:
jackrulez wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:

But wouldn't that rip you to shreds
Portals >.>

I hate you, 60 second rule. I really do.
Ok
that would still send you at least flying though

Unless the portals were on a wall or something like that.

Death_Wish · 2011-09-20 20:08:39

Intelligible or intellectual? tongue
And there should be more topics like this.
With portals, I'd put a baseball in an infinite falling portal (One on the ceiling and one on the floor), and bat it when it goes down fast enough, probably making it go very far tongue

bananaman114 · 2011-09-20 20:12:33

Death_Wish wrote:
Intelligible or intellectual?
And there should be more topics like this.
With portals, I'd put a baseball in an infinite falling portal (One on the ceiling and one on the floor), and bat it when it goes down fast enough, probably making it go very far

Or shattering your baseball bat

I'd place a portal on the wall and shoot a portal through a funnel making it smaller then go through the big portal and shrink big_smile

samurai768 · 2011-09-20 20:18:47

bananaman114 wrote:
Death_Wish wrote:
Intelligible or intellectual?
And there should be more topics like this.
With portals, I'd put a baseball in an infinite falling portal (One on the ceiling and one on the floor), and bat it when it goes down fast enough, probably making it go very far
Or shattering your baseball bat

I'd place a portal on the wall and shoot a portal through a funnel making it smaller then go through the big portal and shrink

How would you get bigger again

Death_Wish · 2011-09-20 20:22:45

bananaman114 wrote:
Death_Wish wrote:
Intelligible or intellectual?
And there should be more topics like this.
With portals, I'd put a baseball in an infinite falling portal (One on the ceiling and one on the floor), and bat it when it goes down fast enough, probably making it go very far
Or shattering your baseball bat

I'd place a portal on the wall and shoot a portal through a funnel making it smaller then go through the big portal and shrink

It'd be made out of bedrock tongue

videogame9 · 2011-09-20 20:30:32

Death_Wish wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
Death_Wish wrote:
Intelligible or intellectual?
And there should be more topics like this.
With portals, I'd put a baseball in an infinite falling portal (One on the ceiling and one on the floor), and bat it when it goes down fast enough, probably making it go very far
Or shattering your baseball bat

I'd place a portal on the wall and shoot a portal through a funnel making it smaller then go through the big portal and shrink
It'd be made out of bedrock

Why is this topic now about Minecraft?

kimmy123 · 2011-09-20 20:31:40

videogame9 wrote:
Death_Wish wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
Or shattering your baseball bat

I'd place a portal on the wall and shoot a portal through a funnel making it smaller then go through the big portal and shrink
It'd be made out of bedrock
Why is this topic now about Minecraft?

Bedrock isn't from minecraft, it's just in minecraft. tongue

And the thing about me mining the diamond was just a joke. lol

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cheddargirl · 2011-09-20 20:35:07

illusionist wrote:
In theory, this would work:

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/ … ortals.jpg

But it doesn't because there are no portals.

How could this be made to work?

Have an intelligible discussion on infinite energy.

While we have no such portals in real life, you could theoretically make something similar where rushing water powers a pump that would rush the water back up. tongue

Of course that would require the pump to have sufficient enough energy to drive the water back up and that all the energy from the running water put into the pump is completely used to drive the water up (aka, there's no heat energy lost due to friction in pump's mechanics, etc.). wink

GravityCatisalie · 2011-09-20 20:43:33

A windmill is powering a fan.
No, actually make it A MILLION WINDMILLS POWERING A MILLION FANS! THEN WE SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO LAST US A LIFETIME!!!!

wulfmaster · 2011-09-21 03:38:21

cheddargirl wrote:
illusionist wrote:
In theory, this would work:

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/ … ortals.jpg

But it doesn't because there are no portals.

How could this be made to work?

Have an intelligible discussion on infinite energy.
While we have no such portals in real life, you could theoretically make something similar where rushing water powers a pump that would rush the water back up.

Of course that would require the pump to have sufficient enough energy to drive the water back up and that all the energy from the running water put into the pump is completely used to drive the water up (aka, there's no heat energy lost due to friction in pump's mechanics, etc.).

Hehehe. Good point! tongue You could make sure that the power from the wheel goes into pumping the water up as well?

rabbit1131 · 2011-09-21 07:42:56

Even better... is THIS insane idea.

MyRedNeptune · 2011-09-21 08:01:28

rabbit1131 wrote:
Even better... is THIS insane idea.
http://i55.tinypic.com/330cy08.jpg

Ha! xD

rabbit1131 · 2011-09-21 08:07:05

MyRedNeptune wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
Even better... is THIS insane idea.
http://i55.tinypic.com/330cy08.jpg
Ha! xD

Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!

Alliance · 2011-09-21 09:18:46

rabbit1131 wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
Even better... is THIS insane idea.
http://i55.tinypic.com/330cy08.jpg
Ha! xD
Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!

lol

rabbit1131 · 2011-09-21 09:33:09

rabbit1131 wrote:
Even better... is THIS insane idea.
http://i55.tinypic.com/330cy08.jpg

Need some more energy... Hmm... How to get MOAR energy from that...

Death_Wish · 2011-09-21 10:29:50

rabbit1131 wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
Even better... is THIS insane idea.
http://i55.tinypic.com/330cy08.jpg
Need some more energy... Hmm... How to get MOAR energy from that...

Put portal on floor.
Put other portal in mouth.
Throw a battery in the other portal.
???
Profit..?

MyRedNeptune · 2011-09-21 10:32:31

rabbit1131 wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
Even better... is THIS insane idea.
http://i55.tinypic.com/330cy08.jpg
Ha! xD
Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!

Not until you bring it to the front page, you rebels! x3 Did you love it, hmmm? ^^

...and you're not much better, Mr. Alliance. ^,^

Death_Wish · 2011-09-21 10:33:57

MyRedNeptune wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
Ha! xD
Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!
Not until you bring it to the front page, you rebels! x3 Did you love it, hmmm? ^^

I loved it tongue

And actually, I think the signature is neat. Still like Zarathustra more, though. tongue

MyRedNeptune · 2011-09-21 10:38:26

Death_Wish wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!
Not until you bring it to the front page, you rebels! x3 Did you love it, hmmm? ^^
I loved it

And actually, I think the signature is neat. Still like Zarathustra more, though.

Wait until I animate the arrows to make it even more annoying. That will teach those little rebels. ^^

On a side note,

Death_Wish wrote:
Put portal on floor.
Put other portal in mouth.
Throw a battery in the other portal.
???
Profit..?

How would this work?

Death_Wish · 2011-09-21 10:42:46

MyRedNeptune wrote:
Death_Wish wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:

Not until you bring it to the front page, you rebels! x3 Did you love it, hmmm? ^^
I loved it

And actually, I think the signature is neat. Still like Zarathustra more, though.
Wait until I animate the arrows to make it even more annoying. That will teach the rebels. ^^

On a side note,
Death_Wish wrote:
Put portal on floor.
Put other portal in mouth.
Throw a battery in the other portal.
???
Profit..?
How would this work?

1.) A .png? FULL OF COLORS? That'll be...
2.) Magic..? tongue

helltank · 2011-09-22 05:47:19

I once drew up the blueprints for a Human Centipede like Machine.

Basically, this guy will eat whatever comes out of his digestive system so he can digest it again.

This gives him unlimited energy to pump a machine forever.

poopo · 2011-09-22 11:57:20

Get a guy named bob and make him spin the wheel for all his life.

DarkerWorld · 2011-09-22 12:00:42

JJROCKER wrote:
What if you could instantly go from one part of the world to another. There would be no planes!

That would never work, because the world spins. If you do that you'd be thrown of the planet at about 1000 kilos an hour.

GravityCatisalie · 2011-09-22 12:01:37

1. Pee into filter
2. Drink clean pee
3. ???
4. Profit!

poopo · 2011-09-22 12:05:36

GravityCatisalie wrote:
1. Pee into filter
2. Drink clean pee
3. ???
4. Profit!

What about food?

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