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#1 2011-09-19 12:44:16

whizzer
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Cleverbot

Cleverbot is possibly the world's most intelligent chatbot. Try it out: cleverbot.com

But I caught it out:


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good, how are you?

User: I'm good thank you.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?

User: Because you are very clever.

Cleverbot: I am indeed.

User: Apparently 7153 people are talking to you. How do you chat so much?

Cleverbot: Just talking to you, too.

You can post your chats if you want.

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#2 2011-09-19 13:16:23

jackrulez
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Posts: 1000+

Re: Cleverbot

Trust me: Cleverbot is NOT intelligent. It simply repeats what other people say.

Yawn, another boring text signature. I should really make something better.

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#3 2011-09-19 13:46:26

Wickimen
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Re: Cleverbot

User: Yeah, Harry Potter is an awesome series.

Cleverbot: We are not talking about that. What are we talking about?

User: We're talking about Harry Potter films... Therefore, what I said made sense.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: The Boy Who Lived lol.

Cleverbot: Come to die! AVADA KEDAVRA!

User: VOLDY NEEDS A NOSE. AND A MANICURE.

Cleverbot: The end.

User: Lol.

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#4 2011-09-19 13:57:43

markyparky56
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Re: Cleverbot

Wickimen wrote:

User: Yeah, Harry Potter is an awesome series.

Cleverbot: We are not talking about that. What are we talking about?

User: We're talking about Harry Potter films... Therefore, what I said made sense.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: The Boy Who Lived lol.

Cleverbot: Come to die! AVADA KEDAVRA!

User: VOLDY NEEDS A NOSE. AND A MANICURE.

Cleverbot: The end.

User: Lol.

Nice, lol.

Its pretty clear that Clever bot and I just aren't compatible.

Hello?
Hello!
Took your time to respond there.
I'm tired. It's nearing the time for my sleep pattern to be initiated.
Don't let me keep you up.
From answering?

Edit: Got another one.

Your grammer is bad, what do you think of Star Wars?
I love that picture.

Last edited by markyparky56 (2011-09-19 13:59:17)

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#5 2011-09-19 14:06:33

Wickimen
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Re: Cleverbot

This is so fun


User: The Barbie doll watches you.

Cleverbot: Good think we're not in Soviet Russia! You lied.

User: In Soviet Russia, Russia can see Sarah Palin from HER house. OOoh.

Cleverbot: Soviet Russia.

User: This is so strange and offtopic.

Cleverbot: Do you like foootball?

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#6 2011-09-19 14:15:16

imnotbob
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Posts: 1000+

Re: Cleverbot

Wickimen wrote:

User: VOLDY NEEDS A NOSE. AND A MANICURE.

DON'T SLEEP YET HARRY, HE'S GONNA KILL YOU, LOOK OUT!

love Tobuscus!!!

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#7 2011-09-19 14:19:11

Wickimen
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Re: Cleverbot

imnotbob wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

User: VOLDY NEEDS A NOSE. AND A MANICURE.

DON'T SLEEP YET HARRY, HE'S GONNA KILL YOU, LOOK OUT!

love Tobuscus!!!

lol

O_o Creepy segment:

User: No. People can think.

Cleverbot: So can computers.

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#8 2011-09-19 14:22:27

markyparky56
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Re: Cleverbot

There is something seriously wrong with this bot...

Top Gear. // Me
Want a soda?
How, on earth, are you going to give me a drink?
If you would like that more than money, sure.
...What money?
Philippine peso.

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#9 2011-09-19 14:47:10

PandaGuy
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Re: Cleverbot

markyparky56 wrote:

There is something seriously wrong with this bot...

Top Gear. // Me
Want a soda?
How, on earth, are you going to give me a drink?
If you would like that more than money, sure.
...What money?
Philippine peso.

Philippines FTW!  big_smile

Sorry...force of habit.  tongue

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#10 2011-09-19 14:49:09

SpriteMaster
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Re: Cleverbot

imnotbob wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

User: VOLDY NEEDS A NOSE. AND A MANICURE.

DON'T SLEEP YET HARRY, HE'S GONNA KILL YOU, LOOK OUT!

love Tobuscus!!!

Darkness then Redness then Brightness  yikes 

Edit: Never can understand him that much so if it's Whiteness, my mistake XD lol

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#11 2011-09-19 14:51:17

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Re: Cleverbot

Me: Want a donut?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I think so.
Me: Then here you go.
Cleverbot: Go what?
Me: Here's your donut!
Cleverbot: * zips soup *.
Me: I didn't give you soup, I gave you a donut!
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Okay.

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#12 2011-09-19 15:44:23

markyparky56
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Re: Cleverbot

PandaGuy wrote:

Me: Want a donut?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I think so.
Me: Then here you go.
Cleverbot: Go what?
Me: Here's your donut!
Cleverbot: * zips soup *.
Me: I didn't give you soup, I gave you a donut!
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Okay.

zips?

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#13 2011-09-19 15:52:58

PandaGuy
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Re: Cleverbot

markyparky56 wrote:

PandaGuy wrote:

Me: Want a donut?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I think so.
Me: Then here you go.
Cleverbot: Go what?
Me: Here's your donut!
Cleverbot: * zips soup *.
Me: I didn't give you soup, I gave you a donut!
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Okay.

zips?

Yeah, that's exactly what she said.  hmm

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#14 2011-09-23 09:08:48

markyparky56
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Re: Cleverbot

Cleverbot fail:

Bot: Will this be phrased as a question or a statement.
Me: That sentence didn't have a question mark.
Bot: Yes it did.

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#15 2011-09-23 09:11:28

flamekyle
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Re: Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am real.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You are rude to me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes...

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#16 2011-09-23 09:13:27

markyparky56
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Re: Cleverbot

flamekyle wrote:

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am real.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You are rude to me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes...

And repeat...

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#17 2011-09-23 16:36:24

lilacfuzz101
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Re: Cleverbot

@markyparky56: Picture is another word for movie. as in "those new-fangled movin' pictures"

Cleverbot knows all of the words to "Still Alive" and "Want You Gone" (Though if you are the one to typle "One day they woke me up" Cleverbot will respond "I would hope so"  lol  Happened twice to me!)

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#18 2011-09-23 17:00:23

markyparky56
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Re: Cleverbot

lilacfuzz101 wrote:

@markyparky56: Picture is another word for movie. as in "those new-fangled movin' pictures"

Rather old fashioned...

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#19 2011-09-23 17:26:22

flamekyle
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Registered: 2011-03-18
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Re: Cleverbot

markyparky56 wrote:

flamekyle wrote:

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am real.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You are rude to me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes...

And repeat...

lol, yeah!

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#20 2011-09-23 17:39:42

777w
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Registered: 2009-02-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Cleverbot

HOLY CRIPES
constantly press think for me, it will converse with itself.

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#21 2011-09-23 18:06:19

knuckles2001
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Registered: 2010-03-12
Posts: 100+

Re: Cleverbot

Me: XD
Clever: X3
Me: 83
Clever: That isn't a word.
Me: YOU aren't a word.
Clever: Touche.

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