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#51 2011-09-13 18:41:03
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
Also, Topic = Internet Idiocy
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#52 2011-09-13 18:48:22
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
What's next, Scratch is a DDoS software?
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#53 2011-09-13 18:49:16
Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
Well then I must be such a hacker.
I DO, however, hack Portal and Portal 2. Just games. Ans sometimes it affects othre people, but they don't care. Not all hacking is harmful.
Get out. There's no need for that. ~Kaj Aliv
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#54 2011-09-13 18:54:52
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
I feel sorry for the guy 
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#55 2011-09-13 19:15:53
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
I'll gladly say that that man is a terrible, ignorant person. Or a troll.
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#57 2011-09-13 20:32:06
Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
Guys, like MRN said, this is pretty clearly a troll. No one who even did the slightest amount of legitimate research could possibly make so many egregious errors. It's just made for a laugh and to rile people up, especially fans of the things they claim to be "signs your kid is a hacker." Honestly, AMD a third-world company making knock-off parts? No one could make that mistake - in 2001, AMD was destroying Intel in performance with its Athlon XP line.
tl;dr: Obvious troll is obvious. Lighten up.
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#58 2011-09-13 20:43:40
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
Kaj_Aliv wrote:
Well then I must be such a hacker.
I DO, however, hack Portal and Portal 2. Just games. Ans sometimes it affects othre people, but they don't care. Not all hacking is harmful.
Not considered hacking if they let you use the developers console.
Just conisdered cheat codes.
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#59 2011-09-13 20:50:26
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He also spelled DDoS wrong, (he spelled it DOS) and he says hackers use command prompt, and cmd has no hacking abilities at all, its only a MS-DOS style shell for Windows.
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#60 2011-09-13 21:22:14
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
@Mods we know he's a troll, but we can have fun, can't we? :p
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#61 2011-09-13 21:24:26
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agscratcher wrote:
@Mods we know he's a troll, but we can have fun, can't we? :p
I'm sure some of you do, but I would guess that not everyone does. Just pointing it out so no one gets the wrong idea and makes a huge fuss about it. ^_^
To be honest, I thought that this was going to be an article from The Onion before I followed the link.
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#62 2011-09-13 21:24:35
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GravityCatisalie wrote:
Kaj_Aliv wrote:
Well then I must be such a hacker.
I DO, however, hack Portal and Portal 2. Just games. Ans sometimes it affects othre people, but they don't care. Not all hacking is harmful.Not considered hacking if they let you use the developers console.
Just conisdered cheat codes.
No I literally go into the game files and mess with it.
Get out. There's no need for that. ~Kaj Aliv
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#63 2011-09-14 03:29:47
Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
bbbeb wrote:
People wish they knew.
I'm a hacker... with hacking tools... and I don't exhibit any of said things.
And no, I don't hack for credit card info. I do it for school purposes (embarassing the top popular ftw)...
You have something against popular people?
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#64 2011-09-14 03:43:06
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
777w wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
That's it, I'm installing Linux with Flash, Comet Cursor, Bonzai Buddy, and Quake, getting more RAM, changing providers, buying all of the books they recommended.
Oh, and dress like that.I'm going to do that and then go up to my mom and say
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Kaj_Aliv wrote:
Well then I must be such a hacker.
Not all hacking is harmful.
I hack Scratch. It's made to be hacked. 
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#65 2011-09-14 04:07:29
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
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MyRedNeptune wrote:
Something tells me that the person who wrote that article belongs to a class of people on the internet which is generally known by the name of a certain mythological creature from Scandinavian folklore, typically described as large, green, ugly and having tusks.
Godzilla?
That's Japanese folklore, dear. ^,^
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#66 2011-09-14 07:18:43
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
MyRedNeptune wrote:
videogame9 wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
Something tells me that the person who wrote that article belongs to a class of people on the internet which is generally known by the name of a certain mythological creature from Scandinavian folklore, typically described as large, green, ugly and having tusks.
Godzilla?
That's Japanese folklore, dear. ^,^
A dino/wooly mammoth cross?
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#67 2011-09-14 07:24:10
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#68 2011-09-14 08:12:37
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
PlutoIsHades wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
videogame9 wrote:
Godzilla?That's Japanese folklore, dear. ^,^
Yes, or a mutant walrus. ^^
On topic: I took an axe and hacked some wood once. Does that make me a bad person?
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#69 2011-09-14 08:55:45
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
MyRedNeptune wrote:
On topic: I took an axe and hacked some wood once. Does that make me a bad person?
Yes. It makes you worse if you want to destroy the entire universe.
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#70 2011-09-14 09:01:18
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
Lol I must be a hacker c:
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#71 2011-09-14 09:15:22
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
MyRedNeptune wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
That's Japanese folklore, dear. ^,^
Yes, or a mutant walrus. ^^
On topic: I took an axe and hacked some wood once. Does that make me a bad person?
Pfft... I have to actually CHOP firewood every once in a while. So yeah, I'm a rotten person then.
Is cutting down trees randomly making me a bad person?
Is mowing the lawn at 10MPH making me a bad person?
If the answer to all of these is yes.
I'm a really really really really bad person
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#72 2011-09-14 09:16:57
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
I feel sorry for those kids. The dude wouldn't let his kids go to colledge, because he thinks the teachers * them.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#73 2011-09-14 09:46:28
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Re: lol, "Is your son a computer hacker" fail article
"Posted: Dec 02, 2001"
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