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owetre18 · 2011-09-13 15:37:09

MyRedNeptune wrote:
Something tells me that the person who wrote that article belongs to a class of people on the internet which is generally known by the name of a certain mythological creature from Scandinavian folklore, typically described as large, green, ugly and having tusks.

A.K.A: Troll

ImagineIt · 2011-09-13 16:12:45

08jackt wrote:
ahahahahah
god i hate newb parents that think they have any idea what they're talking about

fire219 · 2011-09-13 16:23:44

xD That woman has no idea what she is talking about.

My dad is as much as a computer geek as I am, maybe I should show him this article to make him laugh. xD

agscratcher · 2011-09-13 16:24:56

Quale training for firearms.

Some of the weapons in that game aren't even REAL. O_o

GravityCatisalie · 2011-09-13 16:26:51

videogame9 · 2011-09-13 16:27:47

MyRedNeptune wrote:
Something tells me that the person who wrote that article belongs to a class of people on the internet which is generally known by the name of a certain mythological creature from Scandinavian folklore, typically described as large, green, ugly and having tusks.

Godzilla?

777w · 2011-09-13 16:31:41

MyRedNeptune wrote:
Something tells me that the person who wrote that article belongs to a class of people on the internet which is generally known by the name of a certain mythological creature from Scandinavian folklore, typically described as large, green, ugly and having tusks.

PERFECTIOOOOOOOn

jfmlove6 · 2011-09-13 16:46:12

1: Lol, never done that.

2.I download brony stuff and try to hide it. Am I A HACKER???x *Legasp*

3:Yes, I asked for more memory... TO PLAY MINECRAFT!x

4:I read a lot. COULD I BE READING A HACKER MANUAL???x

5:I speand a lot of time on the computer...OH NO IM A HAXSER!!!x

6:Its a VIRTUAL WORLD. The worst you can do is fire up Penguin Storm or use Toomanyitems.

7:I have a lot of friends, but I'm a bit antisocial..OH NOES!!!x

8:Yes I am, because I didn't know what it was...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!x

9:Yes, I want to look cool....OH WERE DOOMED SHES A HACKERx

10:Nope.avi. Straight A student here.

I tested positive to be a hacker.

QUICK! TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER!!!x

777w · 2011-09-13 16:48:48

jfmlove6 wrote:
1: Lol, never done that.

2.I download brony stuff and try to hide it. Am I A HACKER???x *Legasp*

3:Yes, I asked for more memory... TO PLAY MINECRAFT!x

4:I read a lot. COULD I BE READING A HACKER MANUAL???x

5:I speand a lot of time on the computer...OH NO IM A HAXSER!!!x

6:Its a VIRTUAL WORLD. The worst you can do is fire up Penguin Storm or use Toomanyitems.

7:I have a lot of friends, but I'm a bit antisocial..OH NOES!!!x

8:Yes I am, because I didn't know what it was...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!x

9:Yes, I want to look cool....OH WERE DOOMED SHES A HACKERx

10:Nope.avi. Straight A student here.

I tested positive to be a hacker.

QUICK! TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER!!!x

LAWL, you don't need all the x's. tongue See? FARGLEBOPPERS!!!!!!!!!!

peterkap · 2011-09-13 16:49:22

"Does Your Son Play Video Games? Then your son is a hacker, because [insert nonsense here.]"

agscratcher · 2011-09-13 16:51:41

Ok, so Linux was made by a Soviet hacker based off of a Microsoft/US Government collaboration, and can steal music from stereos (impossible, BTW) with it's "MP3" program.

PFFFFFFFFFFT

777w · 2011-09-13 16:52:54

agscratcher wrote:
Ok, so Linux was made by a Soviet hacker based off of a Microsoft/US Government collaboration, and can steal music from stereos (impossible, BTW) with it's "MP3" program.

PFFFFFFFFFFT

I wish I had a computer that could do that. LAWL

peterkap · 2011-09-13 16:55:17

EPIC FAIL.
Over 100,000,000,000,000,000 people use the computer and most of that smurfy stuff.
I might as well go around the world saying you all hack.
[/EPIC FAIL]

agscratcher · 2011-09-13 16:56:15

777w wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
Ok, so Linux was made by a Soviet hacker based off of a Microsoft/US Government collaboration, and can steal music from stereos (impossible, BTW) with it's "MP3" program.

PFFFFFFFFFFT
I wish I had a computer that could do that. LAWL

That's it, I'm installing Linux with Flash, Comet Cursor, Bonzai Buddy, and Quake, getting more RAM, changing providers, buying all of the books they recommended.

Oh, and dress like that.

bananaman114 · 2011-09-13 16:57:04

agscratcher wrote:
777w wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
Ok, so Linux was made by a Soviet hacker based off of a Microsoft/US Government collaboration, and can steal music from stereos (impossible, BTW) with it's "MP3" program.

PFFFFFFFFFFT
I wish I had a computer that could do that. LAWL
That's it, I'm installing Linux with Flash, Comet Cursor, Bonzai Buddy, and Quake, getting more RAM, changing providers, buying all of the books they recommended.

Oh, and dress like that.

I'm going to do that and then go up to my mom and say
"Read this article!"

777w · 2011-09-13 16:58:10

bananaman114 wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
777w wrote:

I wish I had a computer that could do that. LAWL
That's it, I'm installing Linux with Flash, Comet Cursor, Bonzai Buddy, and Quake, getting more RAM, changing providers, buying all of the books they recommended.

Oh, and dress like that.
I'm going to do that and then go up to my mom and say
"Read this article!"

2x EPICNESS COMBO!

bbbeb · 2011-09-13 17:21:15

People wish they knew.
I'm a hacker... with hacking tools... and I don't exhibit any of said things.

And no, I don't hack for credit card info. I do it for school purposes (embarassing the top popular ftw)...

agscratcher · 2011-09-13 17:43:33

bbbeb wrote:
People wish they knew.
I'm a hacker... with hacking tools... and I don't exhibit any of said things.

And no, I don't hack for credit card info. I do it for school purposes (embarassing the top popular ftw)...

Yep.

Some people are so inept at technology...

PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-13 17:52:03

scimonster wrote:
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
Seriously?

Lol, sterotyping! I thought parents discouraged that!

Wickimen · 2011-09-13 17:56:28

Thanks for the laugh lol
But they can't be serious, can they?! o_O

I advise not to read the comments, they're a bit ... yeah...

Last edited by Wickimen (2011-09-13 17:56:49)

16Skittles · 2011-09-13 18:06:32

agscratcher wrote:
777w wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
Ok, so Linux was made by a Soviet hacker based off of a Microsoft/US Government collaboration, and can steal music from stereos (impossible, BTW) with it's "MP3" program.

PFFFFFFFFFFT
I wish I had a computer that could do that. LAWL
That's it, I'm installing Linux with Flash, Comet Cursor, Bonzai Buddy, and Quake, getting more RAM, changing providers, buying all of the books they recommended.

Oh, and dress like that.

lol. I upgraded my RAM, installed linux and flash. XD

Nexstudent · 2011-09-13 18:19:50

This is clearly a troll, because it seems half of the words use are links to book sales...

Also, no one could be this much of an idiot. Any normal parent who thought this would just LOOK at the software.

This is obviously a troll because...

Links to book sales. I doubt this is a sales scam, I think these people are just trying to be annoying and spark controversy.

The last line of the article is "It cannot be taken too seriously". Obvious fail. Lots of trolls seem to reveal themselves in one small way, which I see a lot, but this way is overlooked.

You notice all of the things are commonly used and well known computer items? Trolls often spark anger and controversy by making dedicated users of such computer items angry about how their software use is insulted.

I hereby give this article...

4 out of 5 troll faces.

sanddude · 2011-09-13 18:22:05

I hope this is someone trying to get a job at The Onion.

randomnumber53 · 2011-09-13 18:24:54

Satire is trolling done right.

bananaman114 · 2011-09-13 18:25:20

sanddude wrote:
I hope this is someone trying to get a job at The Onion.

Dude I love the onion
but this
is just
trolling

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