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#1 2011-09-13 06:08:19
- Soldier-TF2
- New Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-09-11
- Posts: 19
TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
Do as the title says, and do it POLIELY, or the last word out of your spammy mouth will be 'Sir' and it will be LOUD!!
Let me introduce what I mean as 'polite' and myself.
What is polite:
Hello, my name is Jane Doe. My job is being a worker at DefaultCompany, and it's a great experience because <reason>.
What ISN'T 'polite':
OMG LULZ IM HEAVY LOL GET ON DA POINT OMGLOL MEDIK IS A SPY ONOEZ EREKTIN A GENTLEMEN
Anyways, I will introduce myself...
I am Soldier! I fight on the battlefield, and I prefer to use a shovel and a rocket launcher. I have a head collection of my enemies and I like telling them about Stan Tzu, who invented fighting and perfected it.
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#2 2011-09-13 15:21:52
- Sniper-TF2
- New Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-09-12
- Posts: 9
Re: TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
Hello there, I'm the Sniper.
Snipin's a good job, mate. Promise you won't go mad, because as long as there's 2 people left on the planet, someone's going to want someone DEAD. I'll be honest with you though, and my parents do [b]NOT[b] care for it.
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#3 2011-09-13 15:54:06
- Engineer-TF2
- New Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-09-11
- Posts: 14
Re: TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
Look buddy. I'm an Engineer. I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty', because that would fall under your perspectives of philosophy. I solve practical problems. How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Take for example this tripod sentry gun. And you best hope it ain't pointed at YOU.
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#4 2011-09-13 16:33:09
Re: TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
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Vhile I still fail to understand why you enjoy talking to heads, I vill introduce myself.
I am ze second medic on this team, vith ze first being an account simply named "Medic". Our jobs are generally (Exactly) ze same and include: Healing others on zis team, and hurting pretty much anyone not on it. What I lack in compassion for ze sick, respect for human dignity, or any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine I make up for with a bottomless supply of very pointy needles to stick in the opponent and a massive enthusiasm for doing so.
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#5 2011-09-13 16:52:41
Re: TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
Medic-TF2 wrote:
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Vhile I still fail to understand why you enjoy talking to heads, I vill introduce myself.
I am ze second medic on this team, vith ze first being an account simply named "Medic". Our jobs are generally (Exactly) ze same and include: Healing others on zis team, and hurting pretty much anyone not on it. What I lack in compassion for ze sick, respect for human dignity, or any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine I make up for with a bottomless supply of very pointy needles to stick in the opponent and a massive enthusiasm for doing so.
+1
(Vell, everyvone else does eet....)
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#6 2011-09-13 16:54:54
Re: TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
I am Pootis the Heavy Weapons Guy. And this: http://www.twi-brigade.com/member.php?page=img&targetID=252 is my weapon.
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... *sniff* maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
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#9 2011-09-13 19:18:25
- Paddle2See
- Scratch Team
- Registered: 2007-10-27
- Posts: 1000+
Re: TF2 users, introduce yourselves here.
Your last topic on this was closed because it looked like a role-playing game, which belongs in the Text Based Games forum. Please do not make any more topics about this in these forums.
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