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16Skittles · 2011-09-13 10:15:29

Hello, I'm in study hall ATM and found a link to this article on the Ubuntu forums. This is just hilarious!!!
"Is your son spending more than 30 MINUTES on a computer each day? if yes, he is using it to DDoS web sites!"
"Common hacker programs include comet cursor, bonzai buddy, and FLASH"
"Is your son obsessed with LUNIX? Lunix was developed by a Soviet computer hacker and is an illegal hacker operating system"
"Does your son use quake? Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms"
"Does your son read hacking manuals? There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond."

This was written in '01, but this guy is seriously a nutcase.

maxskywalker · 2011-09-13 10:17:30

... ?

rabbit1131 · 2011-09-13 10:21:10

Epic fail
[insert some image here]

TheBajeebas · 2011-09-13 10:22:11

lol

calebxy · 2011-09-13 10:22:40

LOL lol I am so sending this to my brother (who is a computer programmer).

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rabbit1131 · 2011-09-13 10:30:40

I redid as questions and asked them to Mathwizz.
He's a hacker. He passed with flying collers

08jackt · 2011-09-13 10:30:59

ahahahahah
god i hate newb parents that think they have any idea what they're talking about

kimmy123 · 2011-09-13 10:31:55

lol

I remember going to that article...when I was trying to hack "something". tongue

Last edited by kimmy123 (2011-09-13 10:32:02)

Stickman704 · 2011-09-13 10:37:35

You gotta be kidding... hmm

PW132 · 2011-09-13 10:38:16

These guys are committing more liable than Fox News. XD

Fordark · 2011-09-13 10:40:35

I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA    5%
They steal things    4%
They are violent sociopaths    4%
They use amphetamines and speed    7%
They help Osama Bin Laden    14%
They're un-American    5%
They smell bad    58%
Votes: 11015

PW132 · 2011-09-13 10:40:57

This woman obviously knows nothing about computers and should not be allowed near one anymore at any cost.

kimmy123 · 2011-09-13 10:41:05

Fordark wrote:
I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA    5%
They steal things    4%
They are violent sociopaths    4%
They use amphetamines and speed    7%
They help Osama Bin Laden    14%
They're un-American    5%
They smell bad    58%
Votes: 11015

lol lol lol

calebxy · 2011-09-13 10:44:30

PW132 wrote:
These guys are committing more liable than Fox News. XD

You mean when the didn't know where Egypt was?

poopo · 2011-09-13 10:44:53

This guy is psycho XD He needs to take his tin foil hat off.

scimonster · 2011-09-13 10:48:15

rabbit1131 wrote:
I redid as questions and asked them to Mathwizz.
He's a hacker. He passed with flying collers

lol

You know what this is?

@Fordark:

poopo · 2011-09-13 10:56:41

werdna123 · 2011-09-13 10:57:32

Fordark wrote:
They're un-American 5%

Um...

PW132 · 2011-09-13 10:57:33

I think that this woman is of the opinion that if she doesn't know what it is then it is automatically HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXZZZZZZZZZORZ or something.

fg123 · 2011-09-13 10:57:41

Lol, that probably applies to all of us. I program on linux for more than 30 minutes per day. lol

scimonster · 2011-09-13 11:17:25

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

Seriously? lol

The_Dancing_Donut · 2011-09-13 13:47:49

scimonster wrote:
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
Seriously?

If I saw someone dressed like that, I woldn't call them a 'hacker'. I'd call them a nutcase that got dressed in the dark xD

The_Dancing_Donut · 2011-09-13 14:03:36

Wait...- it's fake. the Law link goes to [removed] xD

Last edited by MyRedNeptune (2011-09-13 15:17:04)

fanofcena · 2011-09-13 14:46:43

rofl who wrote it ??????????????????????? some [removed] who is way too scared of internet ?? Linus wont like being called soviet hacker -_- sad thats just sooo mean for him and QUAKE!!! ZOMG WHO PLAYS QUAKE NOW!!! ??!?!??!!

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MyRedNeptune · 2011-09-13 15:09:11

Something tells me that the person who wrote that article belongs to a class of people on the internet which is generally known by the name of a certain mythological creature from Scandinavian folklore, typically described as large, green, ugly and having tusks.

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