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PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-08 20:29:14

MrMokey wrote:
My friend accisdentally slammed a vans trunk on my thumb, and I calmly asked him to open the trunk, because he didn't realize, the look on his face was epic

Oh my gosh...
Were you okay?

jji7skyline · 2011-09-08 20:32:35

Do you know how on a bike, when you slam on the rear brakes while cornering the rear wheel goes flying out? Well I like to do it as wildly as possible and then try to get it in control again without touching the ground with my feet. Like drifting tongue

Well, I thought it would be great to do it in the rain! So I went downhill and tried doing it at about 25kph (I have a little speedo) and guess what...

I crashed...

Well I actually fell off, the back wheel went flying out so wildly, the whole bike just slid (like the motorbike did in Indiana Jones Crystal Skull in the library) and I grazed my elbow badly, bruised most of one side of my body as well as inflamed my ribs.

It was an interesting experience lol

GameHutSoftware · 2011-09-08 20:33:57

I was jumping down the stairs once and hit my head on the doorframe. I almost dropped my brother's brand new 3DS.

jji7skyline · 2011-09-08 20:36:41

There's this metre high wall at our backyard, and a hedge in front of it. I dared my siblings to jump over the hedge from the wall. They refused. So I bravely demonstrated.

I landed in the mud (thankfully not in the hedge because it was all twiggy and it would have stabbed me over and over again), so I landed in the mud on my chest and my spine was bent the wrong way and I was aching all over...

I learnt the hard way smile

PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-09 05:40:58

jji7skyline wrote:
There's this metre high wall at our backyard, and a hedge in front of it. I dared my siblings to jump over the hedge from the wall. They refused. So I bravely demonstrated.

I landed in the mud (thankfully not in the hedge because it was all twiggy and it would have stabbed me over and over again), so I landed in the mud on my chest and my spine was bent the wrong way and I was aching all over...

I learnt the hard way

Trick: Jump feet first.

jji7skyline · 2011-09-09 06:15:39

PlutoIsHades wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
There's this metre high wall at our backyard, and a hedge in front of it. I dared my siblings to jump over the hedge from the wall. They refused. So I bravely demonstrated.

I landed in the mud (thankfully not in the hedge because it was all twiggy and it would have stabbed me over and over again), so I landed in the mud on my chest and my spine was bent the wrong way and I was aching all over...

I learnt the hard way
Trick: Jump feet first.

It wasn't possible. The hedge was way too long. Landing on my chest was my only option tongue

PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-09 15:32:10

jji7skyline wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
There's this metre high wall at our backyard, and a hedge in front of it. I dared my siblings to jump over the hedge from the wall. They refused. So I bravely demonstrated.

I landed in the mud (thankfully not in the hedge because it was all twiggy and it would have stabbed me over and over again), so I landed in the mud on my chest and my spine was bent the wrong way and I was aching all over...

I learnt the hard way
Trick: Jump feet first.
It wasn't possible. The hedge was way too long. Landing on my chest was my only option

Ouchies. How long was the hedge?

tomicool · 2011-09-09 15:49:03

...I thought it was going to be an emo topic, lol.

majormax · 2011-09-09 16:03:19

I stabbed myself with a pencil in social studies yesterday.

Wickimen · 2011-09-09 21:10:38

tomicool wrote:
...I thought it was going to be an emo topic, lol.

Even if, for some disturbing reason, I did cut myself, why would I do it with ..... a pen? tongue

bananaman114 · 2011-09-09 21:13:12

A pen was the only sharp object in the vicinity Wikimen
what else was I going to use to cut the ropes to set the walrus free?

hdarken · 2011-09-09 21:31:33

jji7skyline wrote:
Do you know how on a bike, when you slam on the rear brakes while cornering the rear wheel goes flying out? Well I like to do it as wildly as possible and then try to get it in control again without touching the ground with my feet. Like drifting

Well, I thought it would be great to do it in the rain! So I went downhill and tried doing it at about 25kph (I have a little speedo) and guess what...

I crashed...

Well I actually fell off, the back wheel went flying out so wildly, the whole bike just slid (like the motorbike did in Indiana Jones Crystal Skull in the library) and I grazed my elbow badly, bruised most of one side of my body as well as inflamed my ribs.

It was an interesting experience

I did that before with my bike, I was riding to school on my bike and did a sharp drift on the grass and fell of with all my books attached to my bike.

Then I just laughed. tongue

jji7skyline · 2011-09-09 22:26:10

PlutoIsHades wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:

Trick: Jump feet first.
It wasn't possible. The hedge was way too long. Landing on my chest was my only option
Ouchies. How long was the hedge?

Around 1 metre long*? And at least 50cm higher than the wall.

*By long I mean deep if you phrase it correctly smile

jji7skyline · 2011-09-09 22:33:07

hdarken wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
Do you know how on a bike, when you slam on the rear brakes while cornering the rear wheel goes flying out? Well I like to do it as wildly as possible and then try to get it in control again without touching the ground with my feet. Like drifting

Well, I thought it would be great to do it in the rain! So I went downhill and tried doing it at about 25kph (I have a little speedo) and guess what...

I crashed...

Well I actually fell off, the back wheel went flying out so wildly, the whole bike just slid (like the motorbike did in Indiana Jones Crystal Skull in the library) and I grazed my elbow badly, bruised most of one side of my body as well as inflamed my ribs.

It was an interesting experience
I did that before with my bike, I was riding to school on my bike and did a sharp drift on the grass and fell of with all my books attached to my bike.

Then I just laughed.

I love drifting...

At least you fell on the grass. I fell on the pavement... ouch sad

GirWaffles64 · 2011-09-09 22:43:19

I got my tailbone smashed into the cement by my stupid friends

And I've driven a steak knife through my hand because I thought I was grabbing a spoon

Wickimen · 2011-09-09 22:57:56

GirWaffles64 wrote:
I got my tailbone smashed into the cement by my stupid friends

And I've driven a steak knife through my hand because I thought I was grabbing a spoon

o.o

hdarken · 2011-09-09 23:04:35

jji7skyline wrote:
hdarken wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
Do you know how on a bike, when you slam on the rear brakes while cornering the rear wheel goes flying out? Well I like to do it as wildly as possible and then try to get it in control again without touching the ground with my feet. Like drifting

Well, I thought it would be great to do it in the rain! So I went downhill and tried doing it at about 25kph (I have a little speedo) and guess what...

I crashed...

Well I actually fell off, the back wheel went flying out so wildly, the whole bike just slid (like the motorbike did in Indiana Jones Crystal Skull in the library) and I grazed my elbow badly, bruised most of one side of my body as well as inflamed my ribs.

It was an interesting experience
I did that before with my bike, I was riding to school on my bike and did a sharp drift on the grass and fell of with all my books attached to my bike.

Then I just laughed.
I love drifting...

At least you fell on the grass. I fell on the pavement... ouch

Ouch, that must hurt. I think its a bit easier to drift on grass.

Anyway, at least I fell with style. tongue

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what-the · 2011-09-09 23:12:17

Trekkie210 wrote:
With... a pen? I've fallen up the stairs multiple times.

??? Up the stairs ???

Alternatives · 2011-09-10 01:01:11

You are clumsy.

Fordark · 2011-09-10 01:03:53

I tried to catch a then falling pencil and ended up having my palm stabbed.

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DarkerWorld · 2011-09-10 02:52:41

I slipped on a pen in Geography class. Naturally the pen had to hook in the hollow of my shoe and make me slip.

Thescratch3 · 2011-09-10 02:59:54

Once my hand got stuck in an elevator while it was closing. And also my brother once slammed the door right onto my hand (really hard). It was painful! For the elevator one, I had to dip my hand in cold water for like 5 minutes because it was 3/4 numb XD

WindowsExplorer · 2011-09-10 04:07:04

Wickimen wrote:
It was an accident, of course. Long story how it happened. It hurt, though, and none of the teachers gave me a band-aid until third period DX lol
Also, my shoulder bumped into two doorframes, I almost tripped over a box, and I knocked my knee into the table. All in one day. Discuss fail accidental injuries

Eh, ouch!

helltank · 2011-09-10 06:10:19

I cut myself with a beach ball.

rosscap · 2011-09-10 06:28:55

Mine is very foolish! I was 2,Friday 13th and i got mauled by dog's, i was bleeding for a week. and, one year later, Friday the 13th, I hit my head on the fireplace, and my head split open!! I was rushed to hospital we're it was stitched back on, but for about 2 seconds, i flatlined, that means the life thing went like this:
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I was luckily revived. the same thing happend AGAIN When i was 6, only that time 1 didn't die on the operatig table momentarily.

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