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recycle49 · 2011-09-07 18:42:13

I am in a box... With a mirror and table... How do I get out?

owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:43:16

You look in the mirrior, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half and two halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.

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hmnwilson · 2011-09-07 18:43:26

Oh, I know this one... it's like ten years old tongue

owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:45:39

Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on,
2 people get off,
5 people get on,
1 person gets off,
6 people get on,
7 people get off,
20 people get on, nobody gets off,
18 people get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now),
the bus stops, and 18 people get off,
the rest are sleeping.
What is the name of the bus driver?

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kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 18:46:10

owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?

The bus.

That's my guess. tongue

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PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 18:47:37

owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?

PlutoIsHades.

owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:47:51

kimmy123 wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?
The bus.

That's my guess.

Nope lol.

cpumaster930 · 2011-09-07 18:48:00

owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?

cpumaster930 tongue

Or Jim, my name IRL tongue

I've heard that one before. ;P

kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 18:48:22

owetre18 wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?
The bus.

That's my guess.
Nope lol.

The rest?

Is that the name?

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owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:48:52

PlutoIsHades wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?
PlutoIsHades.

You got it!

Had to google it?

owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:50:03

kimmy123 wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:

The bus.

That's my guess.
Nope lol.
The rest?

Is that the name?

No, I said you are driving a bus.

The answer is your name (no, not "your name", your name, mine is (or my username is) owetre18.)

kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 18:50:53

owetre18 wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Nope lol.
The rest?

Is that the name?
No, I said you are driving a bus.

The answer is your name (no, not "your name", your name, mine is (or my username is) owetre18.)

Oh. lol

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PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 18:52:05

owetre18 wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?
PlutoIsHades.
You got it!

Had to google it?

Nope. I studied it for a moment, then read the first sentence. I've heard similar things so I doubted the people had anything to do with it so I didn't focus on them.

owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:52:54

cpumaster930 wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Here's another one:

You are driving a bus.

3 people get on, 2 people get off, 5 people get on, 1 person gets off, 6 people get on, 7 people get off, 20 people get on, nobody gets off, 18 peoplw get on, nobody gets off (the bus is cramped by now), the bus stops, and 18 people get off, the rest are sleeping. What is the name of the bus driver?
cpumaster930

Or Jim, my name IRL

I've heard that one before. ;P

You got it, too!

kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 18:56:19

My easy riddle:

How many pennies can you put into a empty box?

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PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 18:56:33

I have one:
You are standing at the entrances to two different tunnels. One leads to Death, the other to Life. Each tunnel is guarded by a guard. One guard always tells the truth. The other always lies. Once you enter a tunnel, there is no going back. You can ask one of the guards one question, and one question only.
What do you ask?

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PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 18:57:42

kimmy123 wrote:
My easy riddle:

How many pennies can you put into a empty box?

One. After that, it's not empty.

owetre18 · 2011-09-07 18:59:52

PlutoIsHades wrote:
I have one:
You are standing at the entrances to two different tunnels. One leads to Death, the other to Life. Each tunnel is guarded by a guard. One guard always tells the truth. The other always lies. Once you enter a tunnel, there is no going back. You can ask one of the guards one question, and one question only.
What do you ask?

Can you move out of my way?

PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 19:01:00

owetre18 wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
I have one:
You are standing at the entrances to two different tunnels. One leads to Death, the other to Life. Each tunnel is guarded by a guard. One guard always tells the truth. The other always lies. Once you enter a tunnel, there is no going back. You can ask one of the guards one question, and one question only.
What do you ask?
Can you move out of my way?

I meant so that you can be certain you're on the right path. The guards will let you through. tongue

kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 19:02:40

PlutoIsHades wrote:
I have one:
You are standing at the entrances to two different tunnels. One leads to Death, the other to Life. Each tunnel is guarded by a guard. One guard always tells the truth. The other always lies. Once you enter a tunnel, there is no going back. You can ask one of the guards one question, and one question only.
What do you ask?

Have you ever lied?

Or.

Have you ever done anything wrong or bad?

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kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 19:09:02

PlutoIsHades wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
I have one:
You are standing at the entrances to two different tunnels. One leads to Death, the other to Life. Each tunnel is guarded by a guard. One guard always tells the truth. The other always lies. Once you enter a tunnel, there is no going back. You can ask one of the guards one question, and one question only.
What do you ask?
Can you move out of my way?
I meant so that you can be certain you're on the right path. The guards will let you through.

But the liar will say he can't move out of the way. tongue

And the truth telling one would say he can, but he would probably also say he won't, though. lol

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meowmeow55 · 2011-09-07 19:09:07

The bus joke is a lot easier to get when you're reading it and not hearing someone tell it tongue

I've heard those first two jokes before.

PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 19:10:24

Want me to tell the answer? Or do you want to keep discussing it?

kimmy123 · 2011-09-07 19:11:34

PlutoIsHades wrote:
Want me to tell the answer? Or do you want to keep discussing it?

Tell us. big_smile

PlutoIsHades · 2011-09-07 19:11:34

kimmy123 wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
owetre18 wrote:
Can you move out of my way?
I meant so that you can be certain you're on the right path. The guards will let you through.
But the liar will say he can't move out of the way.

And the truth telling one would say he can, but he would probably also say he won't, though.

But how would that tell you which tunnel to go down?

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