Scratch

It might suck, but I've been working on it a little. And it's going to be a Garry's Mod video when I'm done. It's in 1st person, BTW.
I will shut up and write the story.
(I'm not going to bother with the accents, either. IMAGINE IT YOURSELF)
Chapter 5 will be the last chapter. Then I will develop the movie. 

It's called "Jump the Psygun". GET THE PUN?

Chapter 1: THAT MEDIC'S GOT PSYGUN. SEE?

"YE BE PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULLA EYEBALLS!!!" There then was the sound of sticky bombs hitting a wall. "KABOOOM!!" The target was blown to bits. Demoman then left the target practice area. He went down the hall, looking at all of the bullets that had been shot when the BLU Spy had tried to steal the intel. He hadn't succeeded, because Sniper had gotten him in the head. "That's how ye do it!" Demoman remembered exclaiming as the spy had fallen to the floor with the intel still in hand.

Spy had a pretty tight grip, so they had to get the Engineer to pry open his hand with his wrench. Then that's when it just got to the end of the day. The radio was on and 'Don't Stop Believin'' by Journey was playing. Sniper was walking past Demoman when Medic stopped both of them to say he had discovered something. The 2 followed Medic, and there was a box. "What is it?" both Demoman and Sniper had asked when Medic had shown it to them.

"Shh. Don't tell, but I found this in BLU base." Medic opened the box, and inside was a Psygun. "Why would BLU have this?" Sniper asked. Medic replied with a weak I-Don't-Know face. Medic then said that the ORIGINAL owner just flew around and wore white. Then when the person pressed a button on it, he disappeared and dropped the gun.

Medic picked up the Psygun and pressed the same button, but nothing happened. "Is it broke?" Demoman wondered. "Maybe you should pull on this?" Engineer walked in and pulled a little lever on the Psygun and then everyone disappeared. "What if we never come back?" asked Sniper. Engineer than put his hands over his face, thinking of that.

The quad was dumped onto a grassy field with a sparkly pond nearby and 2 buildings. Medic got up from the top of the dog-pile and looked around. There were a few other things on the construct, but not much else. After Medic, Engineer got up and looked at the construct, shortly followed by Demoman and Sniper. The group was looking at a table with paper and a pencil on it, and the person Medic was describing earlier.

Sniper went up to the person to say hi, but the person had taken out his Psygun and made Sniper slap himself. Sniper immediately did not like this person. Then the person was chased by Medic, but he was turned upside down and frozen in place.

Engineer chased the person as well, only to be smashed in the face with a suddenly spawned Companion Cube. "That just ain't right..." Engineer muttered.

Chapter 2: Inspector Bonkinator

After being unfrozen with the press of a button, Medic got out of place, of course dizzy from blood flowing to his head. Once Medic was upright, Sniper said he saw Scout singing along with a radio and a Blaziken wearing one of Spy's hats. Engineer got up off of the ground after being K.O'ed by a cube. "Hurr....." was all he said before Medic, Demoman, and Sniper started walking towards Scout and his radio.

Suddenly, a radio fell on Demoman's head and 'Thriller' was playing. It was nighttime and they didn't even notice. And it was thundering. Engineer caught up with the group as the radio looped the song. A zombie started to walk towards them, and the group was freaked out, until Scout started laughing as the zombie took off its mask. "YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES!! AHAHAHAHA!!!" Scout shouted.

Scout had explained he had put in a tape that looped 'Thriller' infinitely and thrown it at Demoman from above and had dressed like a zombie. Sniper then kicked Scout in the shins and the 5 continued walking. Medic took out the tape and 'Inspector Bonk' started playing. "Ugh....." muttered a voice. Since it was dark out and Scout had scared them with a zombie costume, they were more cautious and looked in the direction it came from. Engineer turned on his flashlight on his hat and it was the Blaziken Sniper had mentioned earlier.

It was 'Fancy Fedora' according to the Hat Pocket Book. "It's Fancy Fedor..." Blaze kicked the book out of Engineer's hands as paper flew everywhere. "ENOUGH WITH THE HATS." Blaze hated when people had to label everything. In school, it was fine with her. In life, she hated it. "Sorry about that. I hate it when people need to know EVERYTHING. And frankly, I don't even think anyone cared." Medic, Demoman, Sniper, and Scout just shrugged. She then did something that made Scout's jaw drop. "SHE. DRINKS. BONK." Scout was in disbelief. That was HIS thing.

He smacked Blaze with his bat. "Hey, guess what? That was the last can. And you made me spill it. Nice job, moron." Scout then realized the not-so-tragic tragedy he caused. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Scout was reliant on BONK. And he wasted the last of it. "Well, I guess we'll just have to wait til' morning, won't we?" Blaze said softly. "Also, monsters are around here at night. They hate people. Have fun surviving!" Blaze smiled and walked away.

"That was just awkward, mate." Sniper was shaking his head with his hand over his face.

Chapter 3: Dr. Aperture

Sniper then looked around as to what was happening. Blaze had just broken Scout's heart and kicked Engineer's book out of his hand. Engineer was busy picking up all the files that had flown out of the book, and was fixing it. Scout was sitting crying onto his hands, and Medic was trying to make him feel better. Demoman was looking around with his bomb launcher for monsters to see if Blaze wasn't lying. "Crikey...." Sniper was shaking his head yet again.

A tiny little cry of a kitten came from behind Medic, and Medic started laughing. "HAHA!! THAT TICKLES!! SCOUT, STOP!!" Scout then replied, "I'm not doing anything...." A Mew flew out from behind Medic and cuddled him. "It's kind of cute." Medic said after Mew fell asleep in his arms. "What is that?" Scout asked. Medic then told Scout he had no idea.

That was where I came in. After the rag-tag team of RED Medic, Scout, Demoman, Sniper, and Engineer hiked around a little, they came across me. Mew woke up when they walked inside, and shortly after, it thundered. A tree was struck down, and it was what woke Mew. The group saw a yellow-orangey-blue glow, and ran towards it. What they thought was fire was really only me.

"Um, hello?" Mew said in an adorable kitten voice. "Oh how cute!" "Isn't that a cute little fella?" and other similar responses echoed around the group as Mew spoke. Mew poked me to see if I was dead. "Are you asleep? Or dead? Because you're kind of cold, and dead people are usually cold. Just don't say anything if you're dead. Because if you're dead, you couldn't say anything anyways..."

I grunted. I wanted to mess with them. "Did you say something?" Mew's little voice echoed in the large room. Mew was too cute, and I said hi. "Hello! Can you move? Or are you stuck there? If so, why? Do you know?"

I answered, "I can't move, sadly, and I don't have any idea why." Mew kept asking questions, and I never knew how anyone had so much to ask.

Chapter 4: Into the Search for a Way

The team then looked around asking me if I knew a way back to 2Fort. I asked them how they got here. Engineer pulled out the Psygun and said that the gun was how they got here. I then suggested that they did what the did to get HERE backwards. They did, but nothing happened. Then they tried it forwards, and nothing happened. Then Medic noticed it glowed blue when the had it at the fort, but now it wasn't glowing.

I then said I knew what it was, and I said it was a Psygun. "It's batteries are probably dead, but I DO know they're rechargeable." Then I realized, out here, it was probably impossible to find batteries. I was proven wrong, but that came later. The team split up and went a different way.

Demoman went to search around in the building I was in, and he found nothing but monsters. Blaze was right. Demoman had to fight them himself. He pulled out his sticky bomb launcher and launched some bombs at the monsters. "KABOOOOOOOMM!!" It hit the middle of the group and they all died. "They're quite weak for the title 'monster'. Pest fits them better." Demoman muttered under his breath.

Engineer went to the other building with Scout, and they searched around in there, but instead of finding batteries, they found Blaze. "Well, you found me. Congrats. I have some Bonk." Scout's eyes seemed to bug out. Blaze pulled out a can and handed it to Scout. "I'm sorry about what happened earlier. I was on a mood swing." Blaze sat back into her chair and pulled one up for Engineer.

"I see you're looking for something. What is it you're looking for?" Blaze cocked her head to the right slowly. "We're looking for some batteries." Engineer responded. "Batteries, eh? Hard to find around here now because of Joltsi hogging them all. The Psygun batteries look like grenades. I might just be able to help you." Blaze got up out of her chair. "C'mon." Engineer and Scout followed Blaze.

Medic, Mew, and Sniper went to the pond to see if there were any batteries down there. "But why would batteries be underwater?" Mew asked in its adorable voice. "We wouldn't know why. Good question, mate." Sniper replied. Medic jumped in first, shortly followed by Mew, and then Sniper.

Chapter 5: Back Home

When the 3 had fully gone underwater, there weren't a lot of fish. Mostly cattails.  Mew thought. They searched underwater, but hadn't found anything, so they played with the fish. The fish seemed to want to play. It was dawn when Medic decided to look  back on land to see if anyone else had found batteries.

Demoman was fishing and he got something. When he pulled it up, it was just Sniper. "OH!" Demoman dropped his fishing pole. Sniper laughed as Demoman looked at him staring from the water. "Now THAT'S something that doesn't happen every day!" Demoman laughed. The radio from earlier had started playing music other than Inspector Bonk, and what came on fitted the cute scene quite well. Lavender Town from HG/SS started playing.

After Medic, Mew, and Sniper got out of the pond, they met up with Demoman to see if he found anything. "Nah, just 'monsters'. I'd say they fit 'pest' better than 'monster'."

Meanwhile, Blaze was confronting Joltsi. "They need these batteries to get back home!!" Blaze was yelling. "Why should I care about how these guys get home? Pah!" Joltsi was being a jerk. "Joltsi, don't make Engineer erect whatever he erects." Blaze felt like an idiot. "Hah! I bet I could take it down with a Thunder Wave!!" Sadly, Joltsi was right. "Listen, we only need one." Blaze was trying to reason with Joltsi.

"Fight me then!" Joltsi didn't know what she was getting into. "So you WANT to have 6 rockets following you?" Blaze was now holding a rocket launcher. Joltsi didn't know what a rocket launcher was, and Blaze had the launching end pointed right in Joltsi's face.

"One battery or your life." Joltsi handed over the battery in fear. "She's that stubborn, fellas." Engineer and Scout chuckled. Then Blaze left with Engineer and Scout.

Engineer, Scout, and Blaze met up with Medic, Mew, Sniper, and Demoman with the battery. "Well, here it is..." Blaze plugged it in. Mew grabbed Medic. She didn't want him to go. "Whaa!!" Mew was crying. She held onto Medic's arm as tight as she could, in case if she was holding on to him, the magical gun would take her with them.

They did the same thing, and Mew was taken with them. They were back in the same place they were before this whole thing happened. Mew was crying with joy that she was with her friend, Medic. "I'm here with you!" Mew cried, full of joy. She hugged Medic.

The sun rose and from dawn, it turned to morning.

The End.

Last edited by GLaDOS2 (2011-09-05 17:55:01)