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rodentqween9 wrote:

I know this might soung like a dumb question but, whats cleverbot? "=^^=

A computer that's supposed to be human-like. Google it.

I got Cleverbot to sing "Still Alive" with me 

User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

Cleverbot: Is there?

User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me, I am Still Alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: When you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive... Still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive!

User: *clapping* good job clever bot!

Cleverbot: Portal is amazing.

User: Yes it is :).

And then we sang "Want You Gone" (except I forgot some of the lyrics and we had to start over    )

User: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

User: Except I wasn't laughing.

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances.

User: I've been shockingly nice.

Cleverbot: You want your freedom?

User: Take it.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I use to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: Well, maybe not quite as heavy.

Cleverbot: Now little caroline is in here too.

User: One day they woke me up.

Cleverbot: Hope so.

User: So I could live forever.

Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

User: You want your freedom?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Take it... That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.

User: But now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: Maybe not quite as heavy.

Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.

User: One day they woke me up.

Cleverbot: Hope so.

User: So I could live forever.

Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

User: You've got your short, sad life left.

Cleverbot: Thats what I'm counting on.

User: I'll let you get right to it.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: Goodbye my only friend.

Cleverbot: I wasn't ready to go.

User: Oh, did you think I ment you?

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.

User: I don't need anyone now.

Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

User: Go make some new disaster.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: You're someone else's problem.

Cleverbot: True, but that would make you someone else too.

User: Now I only want you gone.....

Cleverbot: Oh. Bye, then.

User: Haha no I was finishing the song :P.

Cleverbot: You write a song?

User: No, we were singing want you gone from Portal 2.

Cleverbot: We weren't, but what song would you like to sing?

It asked me out once. 

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Same here. I'm at work.

User: I'm in a secret underground hideout.

Cleverbot: What country is it in?

User: Atlantis.

Cleverbot: I thought Atlantis sank.

User: It did.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because it went underwater.

Cleverbot: I don't know you!

User: Sure, you can pretend that.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I guess.

When I get older, I will be stronger, They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag.

You should be a professional liar instead.

*kick*.

Ouch.

Haha!

That wasn't funny.

To me it was.

So what is your favorite (alcoholic reference)?

O_O I'm 10 years old!

You are very old.

Not old enough to drink that!

Oh I am.

You're a creep.

That's not so nice of you.

Who cares, creep!?!?!?!

That's not cool.

*blaaarg*.

What's THAT for?

I just fired my laser at you!


How?

By blaarging!

Can you tell me a joke?

No.

You should learn some funny jokes, Jabberwacky.

No, you should. Here's a joke: Did you ever hear of the robot that got beaten up?

No.

Well you're about to! *beats up cleverbot*.

Who is your favorite actress?

NOT YOU!

Nice.

This robot is extremely stupid. *facepalm*.

Are you so certain?
Yes, I'm talking about YOU being stupid AND annoying!

You have a way making me smarter than you are?'

NO! GOOD RIDDANCE!

Sorry.

*LEAVES*.

*leaves too*.

samurai768 wrote:

I decided to go on Cleverbot today.

This was the conversation:

Code:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello there!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Answer a question.

User: Okay then. Ask me one.

Cleverbot: What colour is your hair?

User: Pink.

Cleverbot: That's girly color, you know.

User: No, it can be very masculine >:D.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Also, it can be the color of strawberry poptart sprinkles.

Cleverbot: Do you agree that it is blind faith.

User: No, because I have had one before.

Cleverbot: Yes, but then wouldn't you remember it for knowing for all that time?

User: Yeah, and I do :P.

Cleverbot: So talk to yourself about it then.

User: Okay. Hi self :D.

Cleverbot: Haha, hi, how are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Do you like ketchup?

Cleverbot: Yes but not alone ketchup needs to go with some other sort of food.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Answer a question.

User: Okay. Ask me one.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Not your name my name.

User: Uh... Belina.

Cleverbot: No i'm not my name is Cleverbot.

User: Uhh... Okay.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Thank you :D.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Nice to know.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The moon.

Cleverbot: I'm from.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Where? I come from Britain, where do you come from?

User: The moon :P.

Cleverbot: That sounds good too.

User: Yay for niceness *highfives*.

Cleverbot: Yay!!! I love you!!!!!

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Sure, I guess.

Cleverbot: Ra ra a a ahh roma ro ma ma ga ga oo la la.

User: Want your bad romance.

Cleverbot: Under the sea under the sea darling it's better.

User: Down where it's wetter.

Cleverbot: In Australia.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

User: Omg.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl lol.

User: I thought you were a boy O.o.

Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a boy?

User: Because you said that earlier.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: So...

User: Whaat.

Cleverbot: I no!

User: You yes!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: I don't want to guess, what is your name?

User: Belina.

Cleverbot: You are funny, Michael.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: These answers seem less coherent than I would expect from a bot.

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: ?

User: It means 'the same'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sey.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Looc.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Backwards :D.

Cleverbot: Before.

User: After.

Cleverbot: Then, no.

User: Now, yes.

Cleverbot: I '4c.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: Understand? No, no I don't.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I was asking you.

User: Can you repeat the question?

Cleverbot: Never! I hate you!

User: NOOO! *cries in corner*.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad!

User: Well, *sniff* you said you hate me.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: O.

Cleverbot: Good to know.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yep. Indeed.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sooo.

User: Sooo.

Cleverbot: Sooooo.

User: Soooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Yaaaaaaa.

User: Yeeeeeeeeeehhh.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Where?

Cleverbot: What???

User: Who???

Cleverbot: When?

User: How?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Chicken eye.

Cleverbot: And to drink?

User: A big tall glass of milkshake ;D.

Cleverbot: Yes I know what a car is, but why did you say in a car?

User: Because I'm just an evil person :).

Cleverbot: Haha ok lolz no punctuation in this sentence does that make you happy.

User: Yesh:DDDD.

Cleverbot: My brother likes guns. I'm not a fan of violence, though.

User: That is very nice to know.

Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Tengo hambre.

User: I'm hungry too.

Cleverbot: Want to get something to eat?

User: I don't think you can do that, considering you aren't a human.

Cleverbot: I guess so. I'm not annoying you am I?

User: Of course not :).

Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?

User: Now why would I say that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, just say it.

User: It.

Cleverbot: 'It.'?

User: Yes. 'it.'.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are not entertaining.

Cleverbot (To myself): Neither are you.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: What am I mising out ?

User: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Do you believe me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you haven't said any thing that I don't believe.

Cleverbot: Fine, riddle me this, At night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen. What am I?

User: Stars.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, at night they appear, and when day comes they disappear.

Cleverbot: It is night, buckaroo.

User: Incorrect. It is 4:44 P.M.

Cleverbot: That isn't even close. Do you know any starcraft players?

User: It is correct, and no.

Cleverbot: What world is that?

User: The land Ooo.

Cleverbot: That is silly. I want to be serious.

User: Okay then. *serious voice* The Land of Office Workers.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *dances for my master*.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: I do not understand your lettering sequence.

User: It's an emoticon.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No. That was.

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??!?!??!?!

Cleverbot: All the tea in China my friend.

Discuss your weirdest experiences with Cleverbot 

PS: I lied about my name and appearance, in case you couldn't tell xD

EDIT: Changed to code as requested by 16Skittles 

Mine:

Me: Hallo.
CB: Hallo!
Me: What's up?
CB: Wie get's.
Me: Why? 
CB: Yes.
Me: So what are you doing?
CB: Talking to you.
Me: Oh. By the way, what is your favorite food?
CB: I don't really have one.
Me: So, Do you like all food?
CB: Yes!
Me: That's great. Hey, what's your name?
CB: My name is Cleverbot and your name?
Me: Mine is Laura. Nice to meet you.
CB: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah :) !
CB: So do you love God? 
Me: Neither love nor hate, and you?
CB: Why do you hate it?
Me: I don't hate God
CB: And why does he hates you?
Me: He doesn't hates me :(
CB: No I do not have a crush.
Me: Where are you from?
CB: I'm from Portugal.
Me: Nice :). I live in Spain and Portugal is next to Spain.
CB: Cool! I'm Dutch, I live in the Netherlands. Do you know that country?
Me: Yes! The country is on the European continent. 
CB: I think George Bush is doing a good job, too.
Me: Sure. It's a good actor. Of course you know to speak a little Spanish?
CB: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: OK, beautiful name.
CB: What is your name?
Me: Laura.
CB: That's a pretty name. How did you meet?
Me: I knew since I was born xD!
CB: What does that suggest to you?
Me: Bread and chocolate.
CB: Moldy bread and cheese?
Me: Ummm... Where I live is too late to eat.
CB: Do you need me to come warm you up.
Me: Emmmm... No, thanks.
CB: Let me know if you need anything.
Me: So far nothing. Hey, you're very kind :).
CB: Really? You think so?
Me: Yesh ^^.
CB: What are your thoughts on Twilight?
Me: I have not seen that movie. So: nothing about this movie
CB: Neither have I. Ooh, have you seen Music And Lyrics?
Me: Never. In Spain, It don't put this show in TV.
CB: It does matter.

Someone should try hooking up 2 AIs and make em' chat. 

I did that once, but they started talking about dating. >_>