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#1 2011-08-30 19:00:33

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Funny Quotes/ Sayings

"Don't be a hypocrite."-A Hypocrite

I made that one up  smile

Discuss funny quotes 'n stuff.

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#2 2011-08-30 19:02:20

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"Those that mind, don't matter. Those that matter,don't mind."-Jedward on Celebrity Big Brother  tongue  *waits for TDD*

'The only problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are so certain of themselves, and the wise so full of doubt.'
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#3 2011-08-30 19:03:42

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

Albertt911 wrote:

"Those that mind, don't matter. Those that matter,don't mind."-Jedward on Celebrity Big Brother  tongue  *waits for TDD*

FALSE.
That is a Dr. Suess quote.
Be who you are, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
Dr.Suess broseph...

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#4 2011-08-30 19:18:50

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

brettman98 wrote:

Albertt911 wrote:

"Those that mind, don't matter. Those that matter,don't mind."-Jedward on Celebrity Big Brother  tongue  *waits for TDD*

FALSE.
That is a Dr. Suess quote.
Be who you are, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
Dr.Suess broseph...

TRUE.
I heard it from Jedward, not Doctor Suess, so therefore I would quote it from Jedward  tongue
Is Dr.Suess even a doctor? 0.o

'The only problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are so certain of themselves, and the wise so full of doubt.'
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#5 2011-08-30 19:30:59

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

Albertt911 wrote:

brettman98 wrote:

Albertt911 wrote:

"Those that mind, don't matter. Those that matter,don't mind."-Jedward on Celebrity Big Brother  tongue  *waits for TDD*

FALSE.
That is a Dr. Suess quote.
Be who you are, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
Dr.Suess broseph...

TRUE.
I heard it from Jedward, not Doctor Suess, so therefore I would quote it from Jedward  tongue
Is Dr.Suess even a doctor? 0.o

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/61105.Dr_Seuss
http://www.1-famous-quotes.com/quotes/author/Dr./Seuss
Please quote it from Dr.Suess, because he is the one who wrote that quote, which I presume Jedward took from him. And Dr. Suess is a great author and thinker, not a doctor. It's a pseudonym.

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#6 2011-08-30 19:32:24

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

"Waffles should be clever" -Cleverbot
"Are you a robot?" -Cleverbot

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#7 2011-08-30 19:34:00

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

"Wait, are you the shrimp? So i'm the liver? IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Unless i die, and you will be the shrim...I AM THE SHRIMP FOREVER!"-Darksollus, a made up character of mine. He's obsessed with shrimp  lol

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#8 2011-08-30 19:35:41

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

brettman98 wrote:

Albertt911 wrote:

brettman98 wrote:


FALSE.
That is a Dr. Suess quote.
Be who you are, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
Dr.Suess broseph...

TRUE.
I heard it from Jedward, not Doctor Suess, so therefore I would quote it from Jedward  tongue
Is Dr.Suess even a doctor? 0.o

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/61105.Dr_Seuss
http://www.1-famous-quotes.com/quotes/author/Dr./Seuss
Please quote it from Dr.Suess, because he is the one who wrote that quote, which I presume Jedward took from him. And Dr. Suess is a great author and thinker, not a doctor. It's a pseudonym.

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#9 2011-08-30 19:36:05

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

Animeboy975 wrote:

"Wait, are you the shrimp? So i'm the liver? IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Unless i die, and you will be the shrim...I AM THE SHRIMP FOREVER!"-Darksollus, a made up character of mine. He's obsessed with shrimp  lol

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#10 2011-08-30 19:39:49

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Dude, i have TONS of more Darksollus quotes.
Thats one of my favorites.

Another one:
Welcome to Dairy Queen, may i help you? If you are a huge shrimp or have a big one you get free Hot Dogs with a side of Grease soup! Added 5 shrimp if you are a fisherman."

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#11 2011-08-30 19:41:29

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

Animeboy975 wrote:

Dude, i have TONS of more Darksollus quotes.
Thats one of my favorites.

Another one:
Welcome to Dairy Queen, may i help you? If you are a huge shrimp or have a big one you get free Hot Dogs with a side of Grease soup! Added 5 shrimp if you are a fisherman."

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#12 2011-08-30 19:43:05

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What's wrong with him?

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO PIE."
Another quote  tongue

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#13 2011-08-30 19:43:28

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

Animeboy975 wrote:

What's wrong with him?

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO PIE."
Another quote  tongue

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#14 2011-08-30 19:49:34

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

brettman98 wrote:

Albertt911 wrote:

brettman98 wrote:


FALSE.
That is a Dr. Suess quote.
Be who you are, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
Dr.Suess broseph...

TRUE.
I heard it from Jedward, not Doctor Suess, so therefore I would quote it from Jedward  tongue
Is Dr.Suess even a doctor? 0.o

It's a pseudonym.

Ahhh okay. Oh and im pretty sure Jedward wasn't 'taking' it from him, just quoting him. But they didn't say who they were quoting, so I just quoted them instead. If I knew it was doctor Suess I would've quoted it from him  tongue

I'm pretty sure you'll all know where this ones from:
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"

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#15 2011-08-30 19:51:34

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Re: Funny Quotes/ Sayings

Albertt911 wrote:

brettman98 wrote:

Albertt911 wrote:


TRUE.
I heard it from Jedward, not Doctor Suess, so therefore I would quote it from Jedward  tongue
Is Dr.Suess even a doctor? 0.o

It's a pseudonym.

Ahhh okay. Oh and im pretty sure Jedward wasn't 'taking' it from him, just quoting him. But they didn't say who they were quoting, so I just quoted them instead. If I knew it was doctor Suess I would've quoted it from him  tongue

I'm pretty sure you'll all know where this ones from:
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"

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#16 2011-08-30 20:10:41

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I saw this on a billboard:
"National Survivors of Homicide"

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#17 2011-08-30 20:21:32

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"I don't need a weapon!  My friends are my power!" - Sora, Kingdom Hearts.  This is followed by me hiding in a corner and letting my party attack Riku for me.

What are you talking about?  I am me!  Nobody else!
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#18 2011-08-30 21:12:16

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"I'm a little wierd and life's a little wierd and we're all a little wierd and when two people join together in mutual wierdness we call it love. "
- A very paraphrased Dr. Seuss quote.

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#19 2011-08-30 22:03:06

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At school they told me practice makes perfect. Then they told me nobody's perfect. So I stopped practicing.
— CloneCommando1

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#20 2011-08-30 22:03:49

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It's Seuss, not Suess. Jeesh.

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#21 2011-08-30 22:31:35

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The "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" is Gandalf.
"I thought you were reaching into your back pocket to give me a bow tie."-a friend of mine.

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#22 2011-08-30 22:37:36

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Signboard in Quebec:
"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." :DDDDD

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#23 2011-08-30 22:39:00

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nextstorm wrote:

Signboard in Quebec:
"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." :DDDDD

I saw that

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#24 2011-08-30 22:58:35

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"You dare bring a light into my lair?! YOU MUST DIE!" -Gannon

"...I wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy and be running around the sewers without a pair of pants! ...God I miss pants." -Daxter

"FINLAND!" -Patrick

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#25 2011-08-31 02:17:52

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"Handhelds. But they're...they have......they have feelings too!" -someone on scratch

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