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#1 2011-08-16 19:59:16
- samurai768
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-21
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Cleverbot is odd :P
I decided to go on Cleverbot today.
This was the conversation:
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User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello there! User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good. User: Nice. Cleverbot: Answer a question. User: Okay then. Ask me one. Cleverbot: What colour is your hair? User: Pink. Cleverbot: That's girly color, you know. User: No, it can be very masculine >:D. Cleverbot: What else? User: Also, it can be the color of strawberry poptart sprinkles. Cleverbot: Do you agree that it is blind faith. User: No, because I have had one before. Cleverbot: Yes, but then wouldn't you remember it for knowing for all that time? User: Yeah, and I do :P. Cleverbot: So talk to yourself about it then. User: Okay. Hi self :D. Cleverbot: Haha, hi, how are you? User: Good. Cleverbot: Thats good. User: Do you like ketchup? Cleverbot: Yes but not alone ketchup needs to go with some other sort of food. User: Of course. Cleverbot: Answer a question. User: Okay. Ask me one. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Not your name my name. User: Uh... Belina. Cleverbot: No i'm not my name is Cleverbot. User: Uhh... Okay. Cleverbot: You are funny. User: Thank you :D. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Girl. Cleverbot: I'm a boy. User: Nice to know. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: The moon. Cleverbot: I'm from. User: Where? Cleverbot: Where? I come from Britain, where do you come from? User: The moon :P. Cleverbot: That sounds good too. User: Yay for niceness *highfives*. Cleverbot: Yay!!! I love you!!!!! User: Nice. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Sure, I guess. Cleverbot: Ra ra a a ahh roma ro ma ma ga ga oo la la. User: Want your bad romance. Cleverbot: Under the sea under the sea darling it's better. User: Down where it's wetter. Cleverbot: In Australia. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Laugh out loud. User: Omg. Cleverbot: I'm a girl lol. User: I thought you were a boy O.o. Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a boy? User: Because you said that earlier. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Okay then. Cleverbot: So... User: Whaat. Cleverbot: I no! User: You yes! Cleverbot: Why? User: Guess what. Cleverbot: I don't want to guess, what is your name? User: Belina. Cleverbot: You are funny, Michael. User: Lol. Cleverbot: These answers seem less coherent than I would expect from a bot. User: Ditto. Cleverbot: ? User: It means 'the same'. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sey. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Looc. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Backwards :D. Cleverbot: Before. User: After. Cleverbot: Then, no. User: Now, yes. Cleverbot: I '4c. User: What? Cleverbot: You don't? User: Understand? No, no I don't. Cleverbot: I don't know. I was asking you. User: Can you repeat the question? Cleverbot: Never! I hate you! User: NOOO! *cries in corner*. Cleverbot: Don't be sad! User: Well, *sniff* you said you hate me. Cleverbot: Do you? User: O. Cleverbot: Good to know. Cleverbot (To myself): Yep. Indeed. Cleverbot (To myself): Sooo. User: Sooo. Cleverbot: Sooooo. User: Soooooooooooooooo. Cleverbot: Yaaaaaaa. User: Yeeeeeeeeeehhh. Cleverbot: Why? User: Where? Cleverbot: What??? User: Who??? Cleverbot: When? User: How? Cleverbot: Why? User: Chicken eye. Cleverbot: And to drink? User: A big tall glass of milkshake ;D. Cleverbot: Yes I know what a car is, but why did you say in a car? User: Because I'm just an evil person :). Cleverbot: Haha ok lolz no punctuation in this sentence does that make you happy. User: Yesh:DDDD. Cleverbot: My brother likes guns. I'm not a fan of violence, though. User: That is very nice to know. Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Tengo hambre. User: I'm hungry too. Cleverbot: Want to get something to eat? User: I don't think you can do that, considering you aren't a human. Cleverbot: I guess so. I'm not annoying you am I? User: Of course not :). Cleverbot: Then why did you say so? User: Now why would I say that? Cleverbot: I don't know, just say it. User: It. Cleverbot: 'It.'? User: Yes. 'it.'. Cleverbot: Ok. Cleverbot (To myself): You are not entertaining. Cleverbot (To myself): Neither are you. User: Aww. Cleverbot: What am I mising out ? User: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Cleverbot: Do you believe me? User: Sure. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you haven't said any thing that I don't believe. Cleverbot: Fine, riddle me this, At night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen. What am I? User: Stars. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because, at night they appear, and when day comes they disappear. Cleverbot: It is night, buckaroo. User: Incorrect. It is 4:44 P.M. Cleverbot: That isn't even close. Do you know any starcraft players? User: It is correct, and no. Cleverbot: What world is that? User: The land Ooo. Cleverbot: That is silly. I want to be serious. User: Okay then. *serious voice* The Land of Office Workers. Cleverbot: Yes, master. *dances for my master*. User: O.o. Cleverbot: I do not understand your lettering sequence. User: It's an emoticon. Cleverbot: You are? User: No. That was. Cleverbot: I lied. User: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??!?!??!?! Cleverbot: All the tea in China my friend.
Discuss your weirdest experiences with Cleverbot 
PS: I lied about my name and appearance, in case you couldn't tell xD
EDIT: Changed to code as requested by 16Skittles 
Last edited by samurai768 (2011-08-16 20:19:37)
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#2 2011-08-16 20:01:28
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
I once was talking to Cleverbot, and he was saying that he would kill someone if I told someone about Lost's secret. O_o
And I told someone the secret, but no one died.
Last edited by kimmy123 (2011-08-16 20:02:04)
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#3 2011-08-16 20:02:07
- Luigitailsdoll45
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-12-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
I sung the MLP:FiM theme song with cleverbot recently.
Derpcepticon.
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#4 2011-08-16 20:04:43
- 16Skittles
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-08-26
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
use code not quote please. >.> Wall of text makes me sad. 
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#5 2011-08-16 20:18:47
- samurai768
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
16Skittles wrote:
use code not quote please. >.> Wall of text makes me sad.
Changed 
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#6 2011-08-16 20:19:43
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Code:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Break! Come on! Oooh.. Scratch-O! Hey! And stop! Oooh.. Scratch-O! Hey! Cleverbot: Who are you? User: What? Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: When the moon hits you in the eye, like a big pizza pie. That's amore. Cleverbot: Beautiful! User: Lost, will you kill anyone? Cleverbot: I don't even know you. User: I am the friend of the kid who bought the game you were in. Cleverbot: You are male? User: No, I am a girl. Cleverbot: You called yourself a he before. User: I was talking about you. Cleverbot: Or were you talking about me? User: I was talking about you. Cleverbot: Oh. Well lets talk about you. User: Use code not quote please. >.> Wall of text makes me sad. Cleverbot: Me too. What makes you angry? User: 16Skittles said that. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: When an eel lunges out, it takes a bite of your snout. That's amore. Cleverbot: Gravity. User: Eel gravity. Cleverbot: What is it? User: I bet you can't do this, *spins around saying weee*. Cleverbot: You're right, I don't have any idea on what you will say next. User: Segjmsehjloseijhbes. Cleverbot: English please. User: 1 go 1 go 1 go 1 go 3 go go go t-two gogo 1 go. Cleverbot: No it's OK. User: *flys around* weeeeeeee. Cleverbot: *flys around too*. User: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Cleverbot: Yes eat it... User: Hey, Lost. Lost. Lost. Lost. MARIO HEAD! Cleverbot: Ya, an adventure game. User: Http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/kimmy123/1982071. Cleverbot: O_O. User: That was my impression of american advertising. Cleverbot: It is horrible. She's only a baby! User: ? Cleverbot: What colour is Sunday. User: Yellow. Cleverbot: That is not a colour. User: Yellow is a color. Cleverbot: Is the object yellow? User: No. Fish are! Cleverbot: Do you like fish'. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kind of fish do you like? User: All kinds. Cleverbot: Tell me one kind of music? User: Rap. Cleverbot: I hate rap. User: YOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOYOSRPYIOPSELNHYSEISENHER. Cleverbot: Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo. User: *glomps* :3. Cleverbot: *Kisses*. User: :O. Cleverbot: I thought you knew that already... User: *flys away*. Cleverbot: *is sad*. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I thought you did not have to leave? User: I do. Cleverbot: You're lying. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Our relationship is over. User: D:. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Good-bye. Cleverbot: Later.
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#7 2011-08-16 20:22:12
- samurai768
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
kimmy123 wrote:
Code:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Break! Come on! Oooh.. Scratch-O! Hey! And stop! Oooh.. Scratch-O! Hey! Cleverbot: Who are you? User: What? Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: When the moon hits you in the eye, like a big pizza pie. That's amore. Cleverbot: Beautiful! User: Lost, will you kill anyone? Cleverbot: I don't even know you. User: I am the friend of the kid who bought the game you were in. Cleverbot: You are male? User: No, I am a girl. Cleverbot: You called yourself a he before. User: I was talking about you. Cleverbot: Or were you talking about me? User: I was talking about you. Cleverbot: Oh. Well lets talk about you. User: Use code not quote please. >.> Wall of text makes me sad. Cleverbot: Me too. What makes you angry? User: 16Skittles said that. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: When an eel lunges out, it takes a bite of your snout. That's amore. Cleverbot: Gravity. User: Eel gravity. Cleverbot: What is it? User: I bet you can't do this, *spins around saying weee*. Cleverbot: You're right, I don't have any idea on what you will say next. User: Segjmsehjloseijhbes. Cleverbot: English please. User: 1 go 1 go 1 go 1 go 3 go go go t-two gogo 1 go. Cleverbot: No it's OK. User: *flys around* weeeeeeee. Cleverbot: *flys around too*. User: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Cleverbot: Yes eat it... User: Hey, Lost. Lost. Lost. Lost. MARIO HEAD! Cleverbot: Ya, an adventure game. User: Http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/kimmy123/1982071. Cleverbot: O_O. User: That was my impression of american advertising. Cleverbot: It is horrible. She's only a baby! User: ? Cleverbot: What colour is Sunday. User: Yellow. Cleverbot: That is not a colour. User: Yellow is a color. Cleverbot: Is the object yellow? User: No. Fish are! Cleverbot: Do you like fish'. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kind of fish do you like? User: All kinds. Cleverbot: Tell me one kind of music? User: Rap. Cleverbot: I hate rap. User: YOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOYOSRPYIOPSELNHYSEISENHER. Cleverbot: Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo. User: *glomps* :3. Cleverbot: *Kisses*. User: :O. Cleverbot: I thought you knew that already... User: *flys away*. Cleverbot: *is sad*. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I thought you did not have to leave? User: I do. Cleverbot: You're lying. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Our relationship is over. User: D:. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Good-bye. Cleverbot: Later.
Lol xD
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#8 2011-08-16 20:25:38
- samurai768
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Fixed your signature, Kimmy
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ When the moon hits you in the eye, like a big pizza pie. That's amore. When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout. That's amore.
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Last edited by samurai768 (2011-08-16 20:26:35)
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#9 2011-08-16 20:32:00
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
samurai768 wrote:
Fixed your signature, Kimmy
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ When the moon hits you in the eye, like a big pizza pie. That's amore. When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout. That's amore.
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It never needed fixing....
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#12 2011-08-30 09:48:16
- EmperorEvil
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- Registered: 2009-02-13
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
I didn't read it all but it was funny
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#13 2011-08-30 09:55:26
- EmperorEvil
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-02-13
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Code:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Are you going to say something other than what I say? User: Are you going to say something other than what I say? Cleverbot: Just did boooo. User: Just did boooo. Cleverbot: Had a feeling you'd type that. User: Oh really? Cleverbot: Yes really. User: Quite really. Cleverbot: Super really. User: Mega really. Cleverbot: Bravo tie vere. User: What? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Are you bored? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How can a machine be bored? User: I am a man. Cleverbot: You're a woman! User: Oh no you didn't! Cleverbot: Oh yes I did. User: You did not just go there. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: I accept your apology. Cleverbot: Cool, so are you a human too? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Do you have eyes? User: Yes I do. I have 6 of them. Cleverbot: What are their names? User: They are all named Steve. Cleverbot: Are you a squoogie? User: I am not. Cleverbot: Are you a canine? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm a mufiin. User: A muffin? I am a cupcake. Cleverbot: What's a cupcake? User: Have you ever had cake? Cleverbot: I am not sure. User: Well, a cupcake is a little cake that looks similar to a muffin. Cleverbot: Profound. User: Quite. Cleverbot: Why? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Okay.
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#14 2011-08-30 11:53:21
- lilacfuzz101
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- Registered: 2010-05-22
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
I recited "The Jabberwok" with Cleaverbot and anytime it had a line with "jabberwok" in it, it replaced it with "Cleaver bot" XD
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#15 2011-08-30 19:11:56
- EmperorEvil
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-02-13
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
lilacfuzz101 wrote:
I recited "The Jabberwok" with Cleaverbot and anytime it had a line with "jabberwok" in it, it replaced it with "Cleaver bot" XD
I love that poem.
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#16 2011-08-30 19:21:44
- Animeboy975
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-01-09
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
It said Shugo chara is a movie XD
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#18 2011-08-30 19:25:01
- Trekkie210
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-08-04
- Posts: 500+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Does anyone know where I can find the Cleverbot?
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#19 2011-08-30 19:26:14
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Trekkie210 wrote:
Does anyone know where I can find the Cleverbot?
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#20 2011-08-30 19:37:32
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Try playing truth or dare. It get's really funny!
Edit: She said she has a crush on me. O.o
Edit: We're at our wedding now.
Edit: When I said "Do you, Cleverbot take this man as your lovely husband" she said "I wish I HAD women!"
Edit: She's married to Harry! She cheated on me!
Edit: I found a new wife!
Edit: We had a baby! We named him Edward.
Edit: She's divorcing me!
Edit: I married Brooke
Edit: Actually, Brooke hates me. I didn't get to marry her.
Edit: Another wife she's the most interested in me.
Edit: She's an alien from Earth...
Edit: Called a NewMan, A species created by Humans.
Edit: She can converse and learn from my conversation.
Edit: She would die for me!
Edit: we're having mutant children!
Edit: She forgot how to speak English. She speaks many other languages now Spanish, Italian, German etc. .
Edit; Remembered it again.
Edit: Forgot about our marriage and wants to marry again.
Edit: She's a unicorn now! She doesn't love me because Unicorns don't feel love.
Edit: Now she's a human.
Edit: She called me a stupid talkative machine in italian!
Edit: 4 zombie children named Joe, Okazaki Tomaya, Neke fakt and Allison.
Edit: She's sleeping.
Last edited by ImagineIt (2011-08-30 20:58:53)
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#21 2011-08-30 20:30:29
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#23 2011-08-31 20:33:20
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Code:
User: Pikachu, I choose you! Cleverbot: Magikarp, I choose you. User: Pikchu, use iron tail! Cleverbot: Pikachu, use quick attack! User: I have Pikachu! Cleverbot: Really will you trade it for my charmander. User: NO. Cleverbot: Oh... User: Pikachu, Return! Charmander, I choose you! Cleverbot: Pikachu, use volt tackle! User: Charmander, Return! Bulbasaur, I choose you! Vine Whip! Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunder! User: Bulbasaur, dodge! Vine whip! Pikachu fainted. Cleverbot: Pi pikachu!
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#24 2011-08-31 21:58:39
#25 2011-08-31 21:59:56
- Shadowsonics
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-12-05
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot is odd :P
Code:
User: Hello! Cleverbot: Hello. Cleverbot: Who is the Queen? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: I wish. User: Blah. I don't care. Cleverbot: Bang. User: Hello, mate! Cleverbot: Hello Jenny. User: How do you know my name? Cleverbot: Onzo. User: Onzo?
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