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#1 2011-08-29 20:09:22
- GameHutSoftware
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Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Seriously. Aliens are always sucking cows into their UFOs. Do they like beef?
Discuss.
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#3 2011-08-29 20:12:32
- SpriteMaster
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
kimmy123 wrote:
They are all on an all beef diet.
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#4 2011-08-29 20:13:01
- Animeboy975
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
They Want Steakkkkkkkkkkk
And ribs XD
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#5 2011-08-29 20:17:37
- veggieman001
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Cows are pretty oblivious.
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#6 2011-08-29 20:20:02
- rememberchicken
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Animeboy975 wrote:
They Want Steakkkkkkkkkkk
And ribs XD
And milk.
Hello.....
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#7 2011-08-29 20:35:43
- Albertt911
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Ever thought the cows are trying to cover themselves up, by pretending they're the victims, when they are the ALIENS THEMSELVES! :{O
'The only problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are so certain of themselves, and the wise so full of doubt.'
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#8 2011-08-29 20:38:20
- agscratcher
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Why should we know? ask the Space Core.
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#9 2011-08-29 21:04:02
- videogame9
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
The cows are actually dancing meat kiwis.
You never knew it because they had such a brilliant disguise.
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#10 2011-08-29 21:09:24
- TheBlueRocky
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Cows have great rave parties.
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#11 2011-08-29 21:10:27
- illusionist
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Cows are common on farms, which are usually not areas of dense population. Less intelligent life is present to watch, so aliens choose to abduct cows, and create crop circles.
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#12 2011-08-29 21:11:42
- Albertt911
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
TheBlueRocky wrote:
Cows have great rave parties.
+1 glowstick :{D
I still stand by my opinion though.
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#13 2011-08-29 21:12:49
- Animeboy975
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Dairy.
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#14 2011-08-29 22:00:10
- randomnumber53
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
Maybe there running tests on them, to practice for us 0.0
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#16 2011-08-30 10:17:24
- AfraidOfClouds
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Re: Why do aliens always have it in for cows?
They're all deathly allergic to milk.
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