Scratch

This is a parody of Still Alive I made a while ago but never shared it on these forums.

This is a virus.
I'm making a note here: THE UNDEAD.
It's hard to defend ourselves from the zombies.
The Umbrella Corp.
We infect what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who still live.
But there's no sense crying over everyone dead.
You just keep on trying, get it out of your head.
And the Campain gets done.
And you find a neat gun.
Left for people who are still alive.
I'm not even human.
I have completely turned right now.
It's because you broke my heart.
And left me.
They tore me to pieces.
And cooked every piece over a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I had a medkit for you!
Now these rows of bodies make a beautiful line.
And we're out of ammo.
Gettin meles on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
from the people who are not alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay undead.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe The Army
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, human flesh tastes great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's eating to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
There's survivors to eat.
You have campains to beat.
Against the zombies who are not alive.
And believe me I am not alive.
I am eating and I'm not alive.
I am DECAYING and I'm not alive.
While you're living I'll be not alive.
And when you get a sequel I'll be not alive.
Not alive
Not alive