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#1 2011-08-09 13:33:36
- rememberchicken
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Mad glibs!
I found a site that has Online mad libs!
Here is a funny one: In order to wash your face Kindly, you must wet your Paper in warm Blood. Then, Swim it across your face 6598 times. This will wash off any remainig Ticks. When you are done you should Jump the cloth in Green water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Cow to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Chickens. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Swine flu the first time you try this. Consult your Pooper scooper if you break out in Arms. This works well on your Butt too!
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#2 2011-08-09 13:36:20
Re: Mad glibs!
Dear Kaj,
It has come to my watch that you are the coolest girl in the trolley. My heart starts ruining a toy every time you speak. I would like to trace if you want to go to the birthday with me next Wednesday. If you disbelieve please interpret me at the Moscow in one hour. I replace you and everything about you.
deliriously,
Kajeron
Kajeron is a boy, BTW
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#3 2011-08-09 13:50:50
- rememberchicken
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- Registered: 2011-06-18
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Re: Mad glibs!
In the book War of the Parrots, the main character is an anonymous Actor who records the arrival of Dogs in Ocean. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the Dogs continue to Questioning everything in sight, until they are killed by the common Seed.
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#5 2011-08-11 14:30:36
- GarSkutherGirl
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Re: Mad glibs!
Come Eat at WALMART, where you`ll receive Viral discounts on all of your favorite brand name Fingers. Our Angry and Cleaving associates are there to Assist you 42 hours a day. Here you will find Big prices on the Turrets you need. Hats for the moms, Lemons for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Uncles. So come on down to your Deadly Ugly WALMART where the Shoes come first.
The sad thing is, that's the truth. xD
Oh, the glory of it all - adorable cat people dressed as video game characters!
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#6 2011-08-11 14:33:32
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I enjoy long, addicted walks on the beach, getting beheaded in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cats. I really like piña coladas mixed with water, and romantic, candle-lit shampoos. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Karate Joe. I travel frequently, especially to Kentucky, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Administrator.) I am looking for garbage truck and beauty in the form of a lolwut goddess. She should have the physique of Karate Joelina and the week of Joelina. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my zeroes. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 921 days ago, and I have since become more intact.
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#7 2011-08-11 14:45:01
- rememberchicken
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- Registered: 2011-06-18
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Re: Mad glibs!
Is your Clown making a mess of your Middle school? Try Poop! It will Kill your whole Fog and Punch to unbelievable levels! Watch, as we demonstrate, the Colorful capabilities of this Smooth product! Everyone should have at least 0 of these!
To order, call the number on your screen. Dumb phone attendants will Quickly take your request. Red and Lumpy service will be yours! Call within the next 70 Minuets, and you will receive a Green, Ugly, Soft groundhog as a bonus, absolutely free for an additional value of 5 dollars, plus shipping and handling cost of -10 dollars. Act Now!!
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#8 2011-08-11 15:30:08
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Dear cousin,
I am having a(n) horrid time at camp. The counselour is puce and the food is robust. I met Miri and we became free-spirited friends. Unfortunately, Miri is joyous and I typed my thumb so we couldn`t go colliding like everybody else. I need more mozzarella-flavored eggs and a chocolate bacon sharpener, so please grammatically swam more when you ran back.
Your twin brother,
Ray
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