Scratch

hatchetfishbobsteve · 2009-01-02 16:36:25

<when green flag clicked>
<set{ cows }to( 2
<play sound[ moo

archmage · 2009-01-02 16:59:44

This is you have 2 cows for scratch.

You have two cows. You can raise them very easily but in a very limited number of ways. They are good at producing small amounts of milk, they start to slow down once you start demanding more. These cows are good for hobbyists but don't try to make a living off of them.

Can anyone else make anything else up?

bosox397 · 2009-01-02 18:15:16

I don't really get what you are supposed to do...

archmage · 2009-01-02 18:21:43

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

hatchetfishbobsteve · 2009-01-04 09:53:23

archmage wrote:
You have two cows. You can raise them very easily but in a very limited number of ways. They are good at producing small amounts of milk, they start to slow down once you start demanding more. These cows are good for hobbyists but don't try to make a living off of them.

Brilliant. I just added that to Uncyclopedia. big_smile

archmage wrote:
Can anyone else make anything else up?

KaoTheRoogonCreator: You have two cows. They are extremely popular and well-drawn, and are usually nice to other cows in their field, but when another cow steals their milk, makes a minor change to it and claims it's their own, they get mad and stop producing milk until that cow is removed from the pasture.

Marina, if you're reading this, I hope you don't find it offensive. I didn't mean for it to be offensive. Maybe I'm just being paranoid that you find it offensive...

HatchetfishBobSteve: You have two cows. They are unnecissarily worried that their mooing may offend others.