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#1 2011-07-30 06:55:55

DarkerWorld
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Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

First off, if you are curious, Objectum Sexuality is a mental/emotional state which causes people not to fall in love with human beings(or any other being for that matter), but with inanimate objects. In 2008 there was alot of buzz based on Erika La Tour Eiffel, who legally married the Eifell Tower(hence the surname). In an interview she also said that She(Yes, apparantly the Eifell Tower is a woman and a lesbian) proposed to her(Erika Eifell).
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What do you think? I find it extremely weird.

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#2 2011-07-30 07:00:05

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

I think she seems a little bit mad.

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#3 2011-07-30 07:04:18

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

werdna123 wrote:

I think she seems a little bit mad.

It's a mental condition. What do you expect?

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#4 2011-07-30 07:07:22

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

werdna123 wrote:

I think she seems a little bit mad.

Yeah. Also, apparantly they are in a very loving relationship(?)

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#5 2011-07-30 07:08:50

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

Lol. Now the government is entitled to half her assests when she divorces or becomes deceased. (As the Eifell Tower is owned by the government of "city of Paris")

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#6 2011-07-30 07:14:01

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

There are a few awkward points.
Kids?
Which school will they go to?
Will they also be lesbians?

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#7 2011-07-30 07:17:12

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

DarkerWorld wrote:

There are a few awkward points.
Kids?
Which school will they go to?
Will they also be lesbians?

Just cause a mom & dad are lesbian doesn't mean their kids will be. Anyway, it's obviousyl impossible to have kids with the tower, unless you adopt em.

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#8 2011-07-30 07:18:41

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

777w wrote:

DarkerWorld wrote:

There are a few awkward points.
Kids?
Which school will they go to?
Will they also be lesbians?

Just cause a mom & dad are lesbian doesn't mean their kids will be. Anyway, it's obviousyl impossible to have kids with the tower, unless you adopt em.

It was a joke :P
Also, men can't be lesbian, they can be gay.

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#9 2011-07-30 07:22:49

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

DarkerWorld wrote:

777w wrote:

DarkerWorld wrote:

There are a few awkward points.
Kids?
Which school will they go to?
Will they also be lesbians?

Just cause a mom & dad are lesbian doesn't mean their kids will be. Anyway, it's obviousyl impossible to have kids with the tower, unless you adopt em.

It was a joke  tongue
Also, men can't be lesbian, they can be gay.

OH YEAH, I forgot. Excuse me, mom & mom. Of course, it is sometimes said like that, so yeah.

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#10 2011-07-30 07:53:00

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

The woman needs mental help. No, seriously. Anyone who thinks a nonliving object has a gender and sexual orientation, and then vows to spend her whole life with it, is mentally disturbed.

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#11 2011-07-30 07:56:45

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

Nexstudent wrote:

The woman needs mental help. No, seriously. Anyone who thinks a nonliving object has a gender and sexual orientation, and then vows to spend her whole life with it, is mentally disturbed.

I think it's a condition of the brain. Those are harder to fix.

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#12 2011-07-30 08:01:50

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

Nexstudent wrote:

The woman needs mental help. No, seriously. Anyone who thinks a nonliving object has a gender and sexual orientation, and then vows to spend her whole life with it, is mentally disturbed.

There are actually quite a few of these people. They claim that objects have intellegence, feelings and are able to communicate(?). Erika Eiffel is quite sane, except for this. She is also a former world champion archer, claiming that her success was proppeled by her love for her bow, Lance.

Hmm... I see what you mean, Nex.

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#13 2011-07-30 08:09:14

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

That's just creepy.

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#14 2011-07-30 08:49:36

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

Apparantly there's a Gothic Mexican man who married a mannequin.
I watched a YouTube vid about the wedding(it was in Texas), his voice is very simular to that of Yoda from Star Wars.

"Do you, [blah blah blah], take [blah blah blah mannequin] to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do"

"[blah blah blah?]"

"I do"

"Then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride"

*scuffling* *MWHA*

"How do you feel?"

"Happy, for the first time in my life, happy"

._.

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#15 2011-07-30 09:08:13

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Wait? I'm sorry what?

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#16 2011-07-30 09:10:22

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I wonder who pays the bills...

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#17 2011-07-30 09:11:43

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

brettman98 wrote:

I wonder who pays the bills...

If its the Eifell Tower, then the goverment.

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#18 2011-07-30 09:12:00

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

i remember hearing about that few years ago
she use to like her archery bow but they broke up or something, lol.

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#19 2011-07-30 09:14:22

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

08jackt wrote:

i remember hearing about that few years ago
she use to like her archery bow but they broke up or something, lol.

Yeah, she called him Lance.
Maybe she found him with an arrow or something.

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#20 2011-07-30 09:18:31

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

What the heck.  neutral

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#21 2011-07-30 09:19:57

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imsosuperswell1 wrote:

What the heck.  neutral

No lie.

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#22 2011-07-30 09:25:50

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

DarkerWorld wrote:

08jackt wrote:

i remember hearing about that few years ago
she use to like her archery bow but they broke up or something, lol.

Yeah, she called him Lance.
Maybe she found him with an arrow or something.

xD

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#23 2011-07-30 09:40:50

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

08jackt wrote:

DarkerWorld wrote:

08jackt wrote:

i remember hearing about that few years ago
she use to like her archery bow but they broke up or something, lol.

Yeah, she called him Lance.
Maybe she found him with an arrow or something.

xD

Hmm... Lance was certainitly a target.

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#24 2011-07-30 09:45:59

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

DarkerWorld wrote:

08jackt wrote:

DarkerWorld wrote:


Yeah, she called him Lance.
Maybe she found him with an arrow or something.

xD

Hmm... Lance was certainitly a target.

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#25 2011-07-30 09:49:22

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Re: Objectum Sexuality - Woman Marries Eifell Tower

GarSkutherGirl wrote:

DarkerWorld wrote:

08jackt wrote:


xD

Hmm... Lance was certainitly a target.

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Um...

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