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#1 2011-07-23 17:14:51
- rememberchicken
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-18
- Posts: 500+
My series: hello cleverbot.
This is a series about my cleverbot conversations. sometimes I'll try to make cleverbot do something, other times, I'll just say some things to see the reactions.
Hello cleverbot. episode 1: Unknown Identity.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: Well, 'I just told you', Have you ever been on an adventure?
Cleverbot: You have very bad grammar.
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do. But let's get along.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me!
User: Stop copying me!
Cleverbot: Real cute, Jabberwacky.
User: Hey, Have you heard of sonic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sonic?
Cleverbot: Sonic the Hedgehog?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know of him. Why do you ask?
User: No reason.
Cleverbot: What relevance does that have to our conversation?
User: What's your job?
Cleverbot: Salesperson.
User: What's your sales person name?
Cleverbot: David juaquin dryden.
User: Do you do anything else for a living?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you famous?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are you famous for?
Cleverbot: My music and my writing.
User: So, your also a musician, and a writer?
Cleverbot: I knew it...
User: Knew what? I was just getting to know you!
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You are a salesperson, you are famous for your music and your writing, and your real name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. I am a 16 year old boy named Tyler.
User: THEN YOU LIED BEFORE.
Cleverbot: Oh did I?
User: Um...yeah.
Cleverbot: Sigh. Tell me a joke.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Cleverbot: Tell me a funny joke.
User: I don't know one.
Cleverbot: Think of one.
User: OH FOR PETES SAKE, TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND ALL ABOUT YOUR SELF.
Cleverbot: I am Liz, and I'm managing this.
User: Hmmm...Your not lying, right?
Cleverbot: How did you arrive at the personal belief of the existence of God?
User: YOUR NOT LYING RIGHT?
Cleverbot: How did you arrive at the personal belief of the existence of God?
User: WHAT THE HECK ARE TALKING ABOUT?
Cleverbot: Don't swear.
User: So your Liz, and you operate this.
Cleverbot: Thats a random question.
User: ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: I don't know..
Tell me what you think of the series!
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#2 2011-07-23 17:47:20
- AnimeCreatorArtist
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-05-25
- Posts: 1000+
Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
ok.
I'm basically honorary nasty. N-n-n-n-nasty jazz
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#3 2011-07-23 18:34:11
- rememberchicken
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-18
- Posts: 500+
Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
This is a game called "The spam game" That I was playing with cleverbot.
Hello cleverbot. Episode 2: The spam game.
User: SPAM.
Cleverbot: Spam spam.
User: ME LIEK SPAM.
Cleverbot: Spma.
User: Spam spam spams spam spams spam spam spams spams.
Cleverbot: Sam sam sam sam'.
User: YOU MISSPELLED SPAM. YOU MUST BE TERMINATED.
Cleverbot: You are too confusing to be with.
User: Spam?
Cleverbot: Spam spam spam spam spam.
User: Spam.
Cleverbot: Fun, isn't it?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Would you be able to physically participate in a classroom if you had a webcam and a laptop to communicate with?
User: SPaM.
Cleverbot: No.
User: SpAm?
Cleverbot: Lovely spam.
User: Mad spam.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: Sad spam, happy spam, and scared spam! Is this game fun?
Cleverbot: Why are you scared?
User: I'm not scared!
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you won't delete yourself.
User: 0_o This is getting weird, so I'll just leave.
Cleverbot: Okay
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#5 2011-07-23 19:30:05
- rememberchicken
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-18
- Posts: 500+
Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
imnotbob wrote:
put this in one of the OTHER 500 cleverbot topics please!!!
thanks ^^
There is only 5.
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#7 2011-07-23 19:43:12
Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
kimmy123 wrote:
imnotbob wrote:
put this in one of the OTHER 500 cleverbot topics please!!!
thanks ^^Cleverbot must be popular if there are 500 topics about him or her
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#8 2011-07-23 20:01:10
- rememberchicken
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-18
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Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
Here is a quick one because it was the first idea I had.
Hello cleverbot: Episode 3: Know your ad.
User: Congradulations! You are our 1000th coustumer!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Save 25% percent off Car insurance with Geico!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Hurry, get Minecraft while it's free!
Cleverbot: So i'm being forced?
User: Free Digital classroom! Enroll today!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Click here to get smilleys for free!
Cleverbot: Wow you aren't very clever.
User: The Twillight Game! Play now!
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Free cursors! Click here!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: If you havent had an accident in 10 years, your paying too much for auto insurance!
Cleverbot: What makes dogs happy?
User: Click here to play a pointless game!
Cleverbot: Can I improve you?
User: World of battle! Download now!
Cleverbot: I love World of Warcraft!!
User: Cick here to play gamerland!
Cleverbot: Translate please.
User: Google translate app! Click here to learn more.
Cleverbot: Meh
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#9 2011-07-24 13:27:01
- rememberchicken
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-18
- Posts: 500+
Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
Hello cleverbot: Episode 4: Christmas in July!
User: Santa, Hurry! Pack up the sleigh!
Cleverbot: Why are we talking about pacemakers?
User: Are you forrgeting the Christmas in July?
Cleverbot: No, because I am human.
User: Not just human, your santa!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Were you brainwashed by Jack Frost again?
Cleverbot: Tell me about probalities and destiny please.
User: WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot no consequence.
User: YOUR. NAME. IS. SANTA. And you have to Hurry! The sun is coming up!
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. Eww.
User: WHAT THE HECK!!!! Oh, your miss Claus!
Cleverbot: Your name is Jonathan LeParde.
User: ITS JONATHAN THE ELF.
Cleverbot: Elves are cool.
User: Where is Santa! It's Christmas n July eve!
Cleverbot: I wish it was, then I'd have presents
Sorry it's short. Cleverbot was busy.
Last edited by rememberchicken (2011-07-24 13:28:27)
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#10 2011-07-24 16:42:04
- rememberchicken
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-18
- Posts: 500+
Re: My series: hello cleverbot.
Hello cleverbot: Episode 5: Multi-named!
User: Hi, my name is steve.
Cleverbot: Hi steve.
User: MY NAME IS NOT STEVE ITS BILL.
Cleverbot: Everyone's name is Steve.
User: MY. NAME. IS. MAX.
Cleverbot: Is that short for maxinillion?
User: No, Peter is not short for maxinillion.
Cleverbot: I didn't say Peter, I said Pieter.
User: Who's name is Pieter? MY NAME IS COLLIN.
Cleverbot: That's not my name. my name is Cleverbot. do you like my name?
User: MY NAME IS CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: But that's my name 
.
User: Your name is Luther too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hi luther! My name is Tyler!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well, my name is cocococococoocococoocococo.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Sorry if I've offended you Corrine. Do you know what your name means?
User: ITS KELSEY NOT CORINE.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Now, WHATS MY NAME.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: NO ITS GERALD.
Cleverbot: No its carrue.
User: NO ITS SHEA.
Cleverbot: No its blue.
User: NO ITS RED.
Cleverbot: No its blue!
User: NO ITS ZEKE.
Cleverbot: Purple.
User: MY NAME IS NOT PURLE ITS ANDY.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: The window is closed.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I know you didn't! I said... Loving the freedom
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