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SuperYoshiluver13 · 2011-07-18 00:43:16

Jokes that are so stupid, its funny! Or it could be just a really good funny joke. And it has to be a joke, tonguetwister, riddle, or trick question. A story that's funny counts. This is just the Funny thread. So go ahead and share your joke!

Harakou · 2011-07-18 00:55:01

This seems like a TBG to me. hmm

ssss · 2011-07-18 01:03:54

Harakou wrote:
This seems like a TBG to me.

Already reported smile

veggieman001 · 2011-07-18 01:21:55

This thread.

fullmoon · 2011-07-18 01:28:51

From the TBG thread:

Chrischb wrote:
A game asks for contributions simply for replies to the proposed set of rules that lead to something that gives no exact benefit to readers. A game typically asks people to read the rules and come up with their own post to play along, rather than contribute information to share with others.

Doesn't seem too much like a TBG to me. Even non-TBG threads ask for contributors to follow some set of guidelines, and asking for jokes seems more like a discussion than a game. Carry on! smile

SpriteMaster · 2011-07-18 09:52:59

One day, I ran out of butter. I hads to use cream cheese. I hate cream cheese. The end. :3

SuperYoshiluver13 · 2011-07-18 12:35:10

fullmoon wrote:
From the TBG thread:
Chrischb wrote:
A game asks for contributions simply for replies to the proposed set of rules that lead to something that gives no exact benefit to readers. A game typically asks people to read the rules and come up with their own post to play along, rather than contribute information to share with others.
Doesn't seem too much like a TBG to me. Even non-TBG threads ask for contributors to follow some set of guidelines, and asking for jokes seems more like a discussion than a game. Carry on!

Thank you, I was aiming for a dicussion! smile Glad this wasn't shut down!

rememberchicken · 2011-07-20 12:35:59

And why can't the mods just move stuff to the TBGs, instead of closing it?

kimmy123 · 2011-07-20 12:37:25

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

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urhungry · 2011-07-20 12:40:02

rememberchicken wrote:
And why can't the mods just move stuff to the TBGs, instead of closing it?

Because the TBG's are on a separate forum. And no, I do not know any stupid jokes that you people would understand.

SeptimusHeap · 2011-07-20 12:40:17

rememberchicken wrote:
And why can't the mods just move stuff to the TBGs, instead of closing it?

It's in a seprate forum wink

wmays · 2011-07-20 13:55:59

Guys, there's been more discussion about whether this is a TBG than jokes.

Anyway, these two guys walked into a bar, but the third one ducked.

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bananaman114 · 2011-07-20 17:19:57

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side HAR HAR

SuperYoshiluver13 · 2011-07-20 18:11:00

bananaman114 wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side HAR HAR

lol

brettman98 · 2011-07-20 20:09:26

what do you call a duck wearing a suit?

A duck wearing a suit.

(You may applaud now)

SuperYoshiluver13 · 2011-07-20 21:46:33

brettman98 wrote:
what do you call a duck wearing a suit?

A duck wearing a suit.

(You may applaud now)

*cricket not even playing because they got bored*

brettman98 · 2011-07-20 21:52:34

SuperYoshiluver13 wrote:
brettman98 wrote:
what do you call a duck wearing a suit?

A duck wearing a suit.

(You may applaud now)
*cricket not even playing because they got bored*

last time I checked crickets chirped, not "played"

And you asked for funny stupid jokes. You probably don't get the humor in jokes such as that, but it's not your fault you don't get it.

sydrodk1 · 2011-07-20 23:37:25

why did the lolipop cross the road?
it was stuck to the chickens butt

Harakou · 2011-07-20 23:42:02

fullmoon wrote:
From the TBG thread:
Chrischb wrote:
A game asks for contributions simply for replies to the proposed set of rules that lead to something that gives no exact benefit to readers. A game typically asks people to read the rules and come up with their own post to play along, rather than contribute information to share with others.
Doesn't seem too much like a TBG to me. Even non-TBG threads ask for contributors to follow some set of guidelines, and asking for jokes seems more like a discussion than a game. Carry on!

Fair enough. Thanks for the clarification!

Uh... Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

*Rimshot*

PandaGuy · 2011-07-20 23:45:43

Why did the dinosaurs die? Chuck Norris.

jji7skyline · 2011-07-21 01:00:29

wmays wrote:
Guys, there's been more discussion about whether this is a TBG than jokes.

Anyway, these two guys walked into a bar, but the third one ducked.

Nice one!

How about this one (I just got it off the web)

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

SuperYoshiluver13 · 2011-07-21 10:33:59

Here's a riddle (I'm good at riddles):
Okay a couple go away for vaca to Hawaii or somewhere
They trust their baby with the maid, the butler and the housekeeper
They lever their round home for a week. The house is litteraly circular, just imagine it that way.
They come back and the baby's dead. Who did it?
The Housekeeper was washing the dishes.
The butler was tending the garden or whatever
The maid was dusting the corners of the house.
Who did it?

Astro947 · 2011-07-21 11:32:12

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? OH LOOK DOUGHNUT SEEDS

Harakou · 2011-07-21 11:40:11

Astro947 wrote:
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? OH LOOK DOUGHNUT SEEDS

I don't know why, but I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that one. XD

Argon walks into a bar, but the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!"

However, Argon doesn't react.

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