So simple you can make them, so delicious you don't have to!
Truly the most stupid. WutDuhHeck, It makes no sense.
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With a name like Smuckers, you know it has to be good.
^ That's the most contradictory slogan I have ever heard.
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Because we sell you games for more than their true value.
^Scam implication

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The Krusty Krab! Come spend your money here!
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"Diet tastes better on a mountain"
No. I'm pretty sure that no matter where I'm at, your Diet Dew will take as suckish as always and nothing like the real thing.
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I don't no any dum slogans because I nether phail. Just look at my sig.
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