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lilacfuzz101 · 2011-07-17 16:00:07

For those of you who have compleated the single- player part of Portal 2 (if you haven't be aware of spoilers. this is your only warning tongue )... What is your favorite Fact Core (the pink one and the last one you attach to Wheatley) "fact"?

The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.

The square root of rope is string.

Find a list of them here!

scratch_yoshi · 2011-07-17 16:09:13

Fact: Space does not exist.
I'd love to see space core's reaction to that.

GirWaffles64 · 2011-07-17 16:10:48

Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.

If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

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lilacfuzz101 · 2011-07-17 16:14:46

GirWaffles64 wrote:
Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.

lol I love that one. These just beg to be made into sigs tongue

777w · 2011-07-17 16:16:00

At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch. LOL

Aidan · 2011-07-17 16:24:41

Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.

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bananaman114 · 2011-07-17 19:49:14

Just so you kno, that's not a full list.

scratch_yoshi · 2011-07-17 20:06:16

bananaman114 wrote:
Just so you kno, that's not a full list.

Yeah, they left out all the "Fact:" lines. And the opinions.

Necromaster · 2011-07-17 20:19:56

scratch_yoshi wrote:
Fact: Space does not exist.
I'd love to see space core's reaction to that.

I WANT TO GO TO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

SeptimusHeap · 2011-07-17 22:00:30

Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.

To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.

recycle49 · 2011-07-18 08:49:47

"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."

Luigitailsdoll45 · 2011-07-18 09:56:25

The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.

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lilacfuzz101 · 2011-07-18 10:15:13

Luigitailsdoll45 wrote:
The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.

I actually LOLed when I heard that one tongue

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