Scratch

rememberchicken wrote:

I need voices for "Crazy cat story!" Here are the scripts:

Flushing the toilet.
            Me: Lucy taught himself to use the toilet!
            Mom: Why are you yelling when I'm 5 feet away from you?
            Dad: And how did your cat teach himself to do that?
            Me: hmmmmmm.
            (flashback starts)
            Me: NO! You can't watch me go to the bathroom!
            Cat: meow.
            Me: Okay, fine.
            (flashback ends)
            Sister: Mommy!
             Mom: *sarcasm* Coming dear. *sarcasm*
       
            *cat uses toilet, then flushes it a lot of times while song plays.*
            Me: He even has his own theme song!
            Dad: Teach him to use the litterbox!
            *cat  attacks Dad*
            Little Brother: What cat doing?
           
             15 minutes later... 
           Me: Okay, sir. Arrest me for talking to a cat.
           Dad: You mean the  enemy.
            Dad: And he is not coming back inside for a while!!!
                  Midnight...
             *cat turns into person, and comes inside. She walks into the parents room.*
            Dad: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
            *turns back into a cat*
            cat: meow.
            Mom: wha-
            *cat turns in to a human*
            Cat person: Let me use bathroom.
           Mom: n-n-n-no!
            *cat person lifts her up*
            Cat person: You might want to change that answer.

That's only part 1.

aqualung wrote:

I find this script somewhat disturbing

I'll leave a warning at the start.