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TheBajeebas wrote:

"Humans have two ears and one mouth so that they can listen twice as much as they speak" - Epictetus

"But the mouth is bigger than both ears, which proves that old guy who made this whole thing up wrong wrong wrong. AHAHAHAHAHA!"-ohmygawd

"I firmly believe that anyone who doesn't firmly believe in magic has no imagination whatsoever, and tries to rationalize everything without realizing magic plays a big part in our lives. It's like saying air doesn't exist because you can't see it."-Me

"I am NEVER going in there again, turnip. unless.... you don't happen to have chips, do you?" -pickle

Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British Intellegence
Mater: Tow Mater, average intellegence....

also, the quote in my sig 

coolstuff wrote:

scimonster wrote:

coolstuff wrote:

It's not iTopic, it's ITopic - we're not making Apple products here 

And we'll ITopic this if it gets enough blocks in here - so keep things coming!

Here's where it's from. 
The line "we're not making Apple products here  " is my favorite. 

I'm flattered. 

Oh, my favourite quotes... There's too many! But, this is from Albus Dumbledore:

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and beyond all else, pity those who live without love."

See my sig now? XD

I like that quote. Dumbledore has a-lot of good quotes, like the one on my wiki talk page. XD

"Impossible is just a reason for someone to not try."- Unknown

EDIT: I like this one too now that I think of it. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage

Last edited by CloneCommando1 (2011-06-28 15:52:17)

In fact, it is so improbable, that some people see the Babelfish as proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babelfish is a dead giveaway isn't it! It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes, in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says man, who then goes on to prove that black is white, and promptly gets himself killed at the nearest pedestrian crossing.

That always makes me chuckle.

BTW, I typed that from memory.

ihaveamac wrote:

yay


who made that

Douglass Addams, in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".