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Super-pencil s01::e02
Super-pencil travels through time

Scene 1
In the beginning of scene 1, we see super-pencil and the kids landing from the plane after nega-pencil and super-pencil had a BIG fight that lasted 3 and a half hours.

Theo: Ooh, Nice New Jersey!

Theo 2: You Said it.

Super-Pencil: Well, I wanna get out first!

Nega-Pencil: I WANT TO!

Super-Pencil: I WANT TO!!!!!

Theo: Are we gonna have another 3 ½ hour fight? Because I have ALREADY SEEN ONE!

Pilot: Yeah! I hated the way You ripped his Wood, Nega-Pencil.

Theo 2: O.K, I have an idea, we all step into new jersey for the first time at the count of 3!

All: 1, 2, 3!

*all steps out of plane*

Theo: WOW! That smells….bad.

Theo 2: Why?

Theo: We landed in front of a gas station bathroom.

All: Ew!!!

*plane takes off*

Theo: Does it always smell like this? I hope not because were stuck here.

Super-Pencil: I got a new power!

Theo: What is it?

Super-Pencil: Running at light speed.

Super-Pencil: Wanna See Me Go around the world once?

Theo 2: Sur--

Super-Pencil: Wanna see me do it again?

Theo and Theo 2: WOW!

Nega-Pencil: He’s Joking, Right? I don’t have that--

BZOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A couple minutes later…

Scene 2

Nega-Pencil: I went around the world 7000 times!!!

Nega-Pencil: And I Squashed some people but I don’t care.

Super-Pencil: How did you DO that?

Nega-Pencil: I thought You hated me. Now your asking me how to do that?

Super-Pencil: Uhh….Yeah, sure, Whatever!

Theo: Wait…It doesn’t smell like new jersey anymore.

Super-Pencil: It smells like….THE FUTURE!!!

*creature with 1 eye passes bye*

Theo: Uh, Mysterious Creature?

Creature: Yees?

Theo: What year is this???

Creature: ween meeleeon eend ee heelf.

Theo: Wait, I read comic books, I am a master at alien language.

Creature: ween meeleon eend ee heelf.

Theo: He said…

Theo: 1,000,000 ½!

*all scream*

Later…

Scene 3

Creature: Thee-o? Com-ics? You-Tube?

Theo: Yes!

Theo: Hey guys!

Theo 2: What?

Theo: This mysterious creature knows how to speak English!

Theo 2: Cool!

Creature: Hey Jeelk! This guy just taught me a new language!

Jeelk: Wheet deed yeeu Seey?

Creature: Here, Can I translate, Theo?

Theo: Sure.

Creature: Heey Jeelk! Thees Geey Jeest Teeght Mee ee Neew Leengueege!

Jeelk: Ceel! Wheet ees eet?

Creature: Eengleesh!

Jeelk: Wheew! Heww deed yeew leern eet?

Super-Pencil: Weeth Streength, Peewer, eend Peetience!

Theo: Wow! How did you know how to speak that language?

Super-Pencil: Have you ever seen the comics?

Theo: Super-Pencil, You know I LOVE comics.

Super-Pencil: Have you read Super-Pencil Though?

Theo: A talking pencil? Nobody would read a comic about--

Super-Pencil *annoyed*: Don’t Push it.

Theo: I was gonna say nobody would read a comic about something EXCEPT that! Then you came in and said *imitates super-pencil* don’t push it.

Theo: So, I think you should just listen to me next time.

Creature: Hello? Anybody know me?

Theo: Do you know about New Jersey?

Creature: What? That place that there was 999,988 years ago? I only LIVED in that place as a kid.

Theo: Wait, So Your One of us?

Creature: I am Theo 2.

Theo 2: How did I LIVE that long?

Theo 2 from 1,000,000 ½: In 2030, 13 years after you graduated college, there was a future of medicine that made people live longer!

Theo 2: So I’m Gonna Live for 999,988 more years???

Creature: Not until all living things become extinct in 1 trillion A.D.

Theo: Am I gonna live that long TOO?

Creature: Oh, I forgot! Jeelk is actually Theo! The last time I called him that was 500,000 years ago!

Creature: NOW I know why he was angry at me in 500,011 ½!

Theo: Wait, Right Now its 2,011 ½?

Creature: I knew that since my 11th birthday.

Theo: You should know that, Theo 2! Your 11!

Super-Pencil: Back to the main point. Have  you made a time machine that goes backwards yet?

Creature: No. Its impossible to do that.

Theo: So, Lets keep going forward in time until it IS possible to make one!

Theo 2: Yeah, Come On, Me!

BBZZZZOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crackle, crackle, crackle, bzzit, bzzit, crackle, bzzit

WAARPP…

Scene 5

WAARPP…

Theo: Were HeeeerrrrrwwhOAAAA!!!!

Theo 2: What is it?

Theo: Everything is so slippery, I fell on my stomach.

Theo 2:  Yeah, everything is so chrooooOOOOAAAAAMMMEEE!!!!!!!

Theo: Why did YOU scream?

Theo 2: Look at that Billboard!

Theo 2: Its ANIMATED!

*another alien passes by*

Theo: Hey alien!

Alien: What?

Theo 2: Wait, I think your language teaching got pased down through time because he is speaking English.

Theo: Have You made a backwards time machine yet?

Alien: Didn’t you ask me that a couple hundred million years ago?

Theo: Wait, Are you--

Alien: I am Theo 2.

Theo: WHOA!!!

Theo 2: So its true! What year is this?

Alien: 500,000,000.

Theo: So have you made it yet?

Alien: No. But I think we can go through time even FARTHER until we find one.

Theo: Exactly My Idea.

Crackle, Crackle

BZOOOOMMMM!!!!!!

WAARPP

Scene 6

WAARPP

Theo: What? Its so indifferent!

Theo 2: Yeah!

Alien: Welcome to year 10,000,000,000.

Theo: O.K, Have you made a time machine that goes backwards?

Alien: Still not.

Theo 2: You DO Realize were NEVER gonna find one, right?

Theo: Not yet.

Crackle--

BZOOM--

Warp--

Scene 7

Warrp--

Theo: O.K, What year is THIS?

Theo 2: 500,000,000,000 I think.

Theo: Still indifferent…

Theo 2: But all the metal is rusted.

Theo: What Year is this:

Alien: 5 hundred billion.

Theo: No Time Machine to the past yet?

Alien: Uh-Uh.

O.K,

Cra, Bli, BZOOM, warpp, warpp,

Scene 8

Theo: Welcome to New Years eve 999,999,999,999 At 11:59.

Theo 2: Right Before the end of the universe.

Theo: The Last Star Explodes right………now.

BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

Super-Pencil: Here it is.

Nega-Pencil: The year 1,000,000,000,000.

Theo: Wait…Lets keep going forward to see if theres gonna be a second universe!

Super-Pencil: Seems Like a plan!

BZOOOM!!!!

Scene 9
BZOOM!!!

Theo: Here it is. The year 10^13.

Z-Z

All: Ow, oh, ow, Ow! Ooh, Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow!!! Ooh! Oww!

ZIIIIPPP!!!

Theo: I got hit by the Big Dipper!

Theo 2: I got hit by Orion!

Super-Pencil: I got hit by Cancer!

Nega-Pencil: I think I got hit by Libra.

Super-Pencil: Wait, Theo, Did it hurt?

Theo *annoyed*: YES, VERY MUCH.

Theo: Lets Go forward 13 ½ billion years!

BZOOOM!!!!!

Super-Pencil: Ok, The Earth Is Made!!!

Super-Pencil: Look! The Moon!

Theo 2: I’m gonna get a couple gums.

Theo: Your Missing Dinosaurs though!

Theo 2: O.K, Want gum?

Theo: Sure.

Super-Pencil: Adam and eve,

Super-Pencil: Ladies and gentleman, The bible.

Super-Pencil: A.D Has Started! 2000 years to go.

Super-Pencil: First painting…

Super-Pencil: Medeival Times,

Super-Pencil: WOW! Wild west went quick!

Super-Pencil: 1900, 2000, 2010, 1 year to go!

Super-Pencil: 6 months, 3 months, 1 month, 2 weeks, 1 week, 1 day, 5 hours, 30 seconds, 1 second and STOP!

Super-Pencil: Were Here!

Pilot: Yeah, And I hated the way you ripped his-- What the heck are you?

Super-Pencil: Super-pencil! I’m you! From billions of years in the future. This is the 2nd universe!

Theo: Its Me!

Theo: Hi, Me!

Super-Pencil: Wait, Oh no.

Theo: Its me! From The 3rd universe!

Theo: 5th!

Theo: 19th!

Theo: 1483rd.

Theo: 16425367th.

Theo: Wow! Your REALLY from the 900 billionth universe?

2nd Super-Pencil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End.