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frizzlepuss893 wrote:

there were three men climbing a mountain, when they found a teapot. they rubbed their hands against it and a genie popped out. "you have three wishes" he said. the first mans wish was "i wish to go home" the second mans was the same. but when it was the third mans turn, he said "i wish that my friends could be here to accompany me!" and his 2 mountain climber friends popped up next to him. they were very angry...

timmy: mommy! today at school i learned numbers!
mommy: okay, count for me.
timmy: 1,2,3!
mommy: go on...
timmy: theres more!?

teacher: timmy, i want you to learn the alphabet by monday...
timmy: okay!
at home...
timmy:(on the phone while dad is at an important meeting) daddy, whats the first letter of the alphabet?
dad:SHUT UP!
timmy: thanks, daddy!
timmy:(to his sister, in the shower, singing bon jovi) caroline, whats the second letter of the alphabet?
caroline: shot through the heart! and your to blame!
timmy: thanks!        (sorry, i couldnt continue this, ill do it in the next post

timmy: (to his brother, watching the super bowl) bobby, whats the third letter of the alphabet?
bobby:curse you, tebow, curse youuuu!!!!!!!
timmy:thanks!
on monday:
teacher: timmy, do you know the alphabet?
timmy:yep!
teacher:then why dont you tell me, timmy?
timmy: SHUT UP!
teacher:WHAT?
timmy:shot through the heart, and your to blame!
teacher:what do you mean!?
timmy:curse you, tebow, curse youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
teacher:who are you!?

thanks for letting me post these.

*frizzle*

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