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#1 2011-06-22 12:31:00

DrakeJoshF
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Post your jokes here!

Everyone that comes to this forum should post at least one joke. You can post more than one. The more the better. Tell your friends about this forum.

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#2 2011-06-22 12:42:45

calebxy
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Re: Post your jokes here!

A lion was about to cross the road. A chicken walked up to him and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. You'll never hear the end of it."

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#3 2011-06-22 12:47:14

rdococ
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Re: Post your jokes here!

The chick wanted to cross the cake. Another chick said "Go away, go awayeeeee...."{footnote1}.

{footnote1}: Saying from the story "It's too frightening for me!" -- credit goes to that story.

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#4 2011-06-22 12:49:32

SpriteMaster
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Re: Post your jokes here!

You tried again, this time in Misc. XD


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#5 2011-06-22 12:53:39

Shadowsonics
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Re: Post your jokes here!

Farmer Joke:

Q:Farmer A sells potatoes.
Farmer B sells tomatoes.
What does Farmer C sell?

(¡ʎɔɐɯɹɐɥd < ɔ ɹǝɯɹɐɟ) ¡ǝuıɔıpǝɯ :ɐ

Pokemon Joke:

Q: How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

(¡uoɯǝʞod) uoɯıɥǝʞod noʎ :ɐ

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#6 2011-06-22 13:01:11

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LOL at the farmer joke XD the Pokemon one sucks though  tongue

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#7 2011-06-22 13:09:15

Shadowsonics
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Re: Post your jokes here!

SpriteMaster wrote:

LOL at the farmer joke XD the Pokemon one sucks though  tongue

Yeah, I know another one, but I think it's kinda innapropiate.  hmm

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#8 2011-06-22 13:33:33

brettman98
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Re: Post your jokes here!

One day this dude went to post a thread about jokes in misc.
A bunch of people posted jokes.
The end.

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#9 2011-06-22 13:40:30

echs
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Re: Post your jokes here!

OLOL U MAD A FUNY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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M: Wanna hear a riddle?

I: Yeah!

M: A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He has to cross a river. His boat will only take him and one item across the river. If he leaves the chicken alone with the grain, the chicken will eat it. If he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat it. How does he cross the river?

I: Lots of [removed]!

M: Hey, that wasn't the answer, but that would work...

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#10 2011-06-22 13:45:02

Will64
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Re: Post your jokes here!

two men walk into a bar- they both say ouch... wow... that was a really bad joke...

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#11 2011-06-22 13:51:57

Shadowsonics
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Re: Post your jokes here!

echs wrote:

OLOL U MAD A FUNY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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M: Wanna hear a riddle?

I: Yeah!

M: A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He has to cross a river. His boat will only take him and one item across the river. If he leaves the chicken alone with the grain, the chicken will eat it. If he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat it. How does he cross the river?

I: Lots of [removed]!

M: Hey, that wasn't the answer, but that would work...

The answer: He takes the chicken over first, then the fox, then the grain.  smile

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#12 2011-06-22 13:53:25

Shadowsonics
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Re: Post your jokes here!

Will64 wrote:

two men walk into a bar- they both say ouch... wow... that was a really bad joke...

He doesn't mean a BAR bar, he means a metal bar, the metal sideways poles. The 2 men get hit by it, and they both say ouch.

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#13 2011-06-22 13:55:12

brettman98
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Re: Post your jokes here!

echs wrote:

OLOL U MAD A FUNY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

me so funny

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#14 2011-06-22 14:12:27

Vurb
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Re: Post your jokes here!

Two scientist walk into a bar.
One says to the bartender, "I'll have some H20".
The other says, "I'll have some H20 too."
The second scientist died shortly afterwards.

...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H202

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#15 2011-06-22 14:18:04

echs
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Re: Post your jokes here!

Shadowsonics wrote:

echs wrote:

OLOL U MAD A FUNY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

--

M: Wanna hear a riddle?

I: Yeah!

M: A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He has to cross a river. His boat will only take him and one item across the river. If he leaves the chicken alone with the grain, the chicken will eat it. If he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat it. How does he cross the river?

I: Lots of [removed]!

M: Hey, that wasn't the answer, but that would work...

The answer: He takes the chicken over first, then the fox, then the grain.  smile

The fox eats the chicken on the other side.
YOU LOSE

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#16 2011-06-22 14:21:24

calebxy
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Re: Post your jokes here!

Two blonds walked into a building. You'd have thought that at least one of them would have seen it.

I'm making my own Doctor Who series!  big_smile  See the first episode here.
And please join Story Zone!  big_smile

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#17 2011-06-22 14:37:18

Shadowsonics
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Re: Post your jokes here!

echs wrote:

Shadowsonics wrote:

echs wrote:

OLOL U MAD A FUNY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

--

M: Wanna hear a riddle?

I: Yeah!

M: A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He has to cross a river. His boat will only take him and one item across the river. If he leaves the chicken alone with the grain, the chicken will eat it. If he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat it. How does he cross the river?

I: Lots of removed!

M: Hey, that wasn't the answer, but that would work...

The answer: He takes the chicken over first, then the fox, then the grain.  smile

The fox eats the chicken on the other side.
YOU LOSE

Here are 3 more ways:

1. The farmer puts them all in a cage, then brings them one by one to the other side.

2. The farmer buys a bigger boat, then brings all 3 of them over.

3. The farmer puts the grain in his pocket, and holds the chicken in his arms. Then he brings the fox over, with the chicken and grain with the farmer.     smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile

My imagination goes above and beyond!  wink

BEAT THAT!

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#18 2011-06-22 14:40:13

Shadowsonics
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Re: Post your jokes here!

Vurb wrote:

Two scientist walk into a bar.
One says to the bartender, "I'll have some H20".
The other says, "I'll have some H20 too."
The second scientist died shortly afterwards.

...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H202

Oh wow.

Well...

What did Tigger look for in the lavatory?
(answer in next post)

Why did Simba's dad die?
(answer in next next post)

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#19 2011-06-22 17:32:37

Paddle2See
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Re: Post your jokes here!

I believe I closed this same topic yesterday for being a TBG.  Please don't open it again.

Paddle2See wrote:

I'm thinking that a collection of jokes isn't really a discussion...and probably fits better over in the Text Based Games forums.  It could join similar topics over there like:

Try to make me laugh

Rate the Funny

Chuck Norris Jokes

Good joke, but mine's better

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