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AtomicBawm3 wrote:

Those are great...too bad there fake...I'm really tempted to use something like that the next time I write a paper.

Same here XD I used #9 and didn't get in trouble for it 

Around 21 I started cracking up...

Number 9 seems similar to this text from 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy':
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

My favourite is number 28.

TheSuccessor wrote:

Number 9 seems similar to this text from 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy':
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Yeah I thought so too XD, except I've only seen the quote and not read the whole book

Murder the English language? More like the English language fell off the Empire State Building and has to use a breathing machine to stay alive, but you, being the cool ninja-healer you are break through the wall of the hospital and give the English language new life.

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Sunrise-Moon wrote:

Murder the English language? More like the English language fell off the Empire State Building and has to use a breathing machine to stay alive, but you, being the cool ninja-healer you are break through the wall of the hospital and give the English language new life.

Heeling owr langwidge iz like ay dutee fore me, my Inglish iz spot one!

scmb1 wrote:

Some (maybe most) of these could be really good in the right context and writing style. Honestly, I like them.

I agree. Many of these were used in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and were quite funny when used correctly.