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#1 2011-06-16 18:45:25
- DrakeJoshF
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-09-04
- Posts: 23
jokes
If you have any jokes at all please put them on here. Please, put as many as you wan't The more the better. I was also wondering how do you keep the forums open (the topic not closed)? <set{ hilariousness }to( 999999999 )
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#2 2011-06-20 11:13:57
- Alternatives
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: jokes
3 Boys were playing Hide 'n Seek. One was named "Shut up", one "Trouble" and one "Manners". This time Trouble was It. He started counting and Manners ran up a tree to hide, while Shut up went into the street and hid behind a trash can. A few seconds pass and a policeman walks by.
"Excuse me, sonny, but what's your name?" asked the policeman.
"Shut up, sir" replies Shut up
"You got alota nerve kid, where are your manners?"
"No sir, Manners is hiding in the tree"
"You lookin' fer trouble, sonny?"
"No sir, Trouble's looking for me!"
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#4 2011-06-20 12:20:50
- Paddle2See
- Scratch Team
- Registered: 2007-10-27
- Posts: 1000+
Re: jokes
I'm thinking that a collection of jokes isn't really a discussion...and probably fits better over in the Text Based Games forums. It could join similar topics over there like:
Try to make me laugh
Rate the Funny
Chuck Norris Jokes
Good joke, but mine's better
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