Scratch

"Stick to it like tape on a monkey holding on to a banana"
-My friend

hold on.... i have a good three!

"So uncivilized." <- Obi-Wan from Episode III.

"I reject reallity and substitude my own." <- Adam from Mythbusters.

"...he channels the Super Ultimate Monkey Power back into his fist and punches the target into the ground, where the Super Ultimate Monkey Power explodes." <- Omega2040 "dragon ball z infinite world top 10 ultimates part 2" on youtube. FIXED!

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"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. " George Carlin

Some swimming quotes

" One morning at sea a minnow wakes up, and knows that it must swim faster than the fastest shark or it will be eaten.
One moring at sea a shark wakes up, and knows that it must outswim the slowest minnow or it will starve to death.
So it dosen't matter if you're a shark or minnow, by the time the sun comes up you have better be swimming. "

" The Earth is about 75% water, but I only need one lane to kick your ***! "

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1. Some people are like slinkies, they sit around and do nothing, but you always get a smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
2. Arguing over the internet is just like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still *.
3. You know what i hate? guys in blue shirts. >.< aughhhhhh... there's one right behind me, isn't there.-family guy

* wrote:

1. Some people are like slinkies, they sit around and do nothing, but you always get a smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I ♥love♥ that.lol

"A watch is not a watch if you can not watch itself watch."
-Me
Idk i made it up

eh... no comment

"We must work as if we are going to live 100 years, and pray as if we are going to die tommorow

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Freestylin_Monkey wrote:

BWOG wrote:

Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you are always zapped in the end" -
Anonymous
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you! - You guess who

Is that from "Tron"?

I dunno. i found it on wikiquote. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Video_games

hmmm lets see,..................oatmeal,.............................spittle,.....................semen,..........ahugg!, this must have been where Wilfred Brimmley was choked by Bob Crane.

-family guy

"Hello, I'm Alice Simpson St. Arnaud."
"Oh, hi, I'm reading about the presidents."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you'd have to be a big man to be referred to by your initials. Like JFK."
"Awesome."
"Oh, and you'd be a..."
[VIOLENCE]

-Pearls Before Swine, a comic strip that should still be in our paper