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sanddude wrote:

Astro947 wrote:

How to make a rap song:

1. Take a recording of yourself talking blankly into the microphone. Make it almost rhyme and make it contain explicit language containing the most foul and terrible words known to man that almost make sense and almost appeals to people. Then speed up said recording to an average of three words per second (remember to have no chorus whatsoever and to repeat the same line countless times)

2. Add a simplistic "track" of two drum beats repeating through the whole song. Remember to put little or no effort into this, as it improves the final product.

...that's it.

I'm not trying to criticize the people who make those songs, wait. That's EXACTLY what I intend to do! Just kidding (sort of), but I'm trying to make a point here: these things have virtually no effort into them, and yet they somehow become super popular. It's almost like, my projects! *winks and gives thumbs up while ding plays in background* Really, if you listen to rap and are reading this, look up the Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack on Youtube, every, single, freaking one of those songs is a masterpiece. They're flawlessly beautiful. And even if you STILL think those piles of junk are music, then get a http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/f … shroom.jpg

Remember how I said if I had to say "That's mainstream rap" again", I'd explode.

Well, I'm going to explode now. See ya.

...you need any duct tape?

Well, this has gotten rather insulting.  Please remember that if you find yourself making remarks about people (rather than their positions), then you are crossing the line.