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#1 2011-06-13 18:44:58

littletonkslover
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Yahoo Answer Fails

i've become obsessed with these things o:




Post your own (appropriate) ones

and believe me, there are A LOT.


http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090629/yahoo_answers_34.jpg


http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090629/yahoo_answers_01.jpg


http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96964_y3.jpg


http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96964_y6.jpg


a few to get you started

(some links are broken)

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#2 2011-06-13 18:48:45

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

Sometimes I turn to Yahoo answers to get some answers on Differential calculus. One time I posted a question and the reply (which was voted as being the best answer) was "Wow, nerd".  neutral


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#3 2011-06-13 18:49:05

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

I found this:

person:
Why doesn't the United States attack China?
My question is why we haven't already attacked them. They pose an economic and soon to be a military threat to the US I know if we attacked them randomly we would get no support and no support from the people. Why hasn't the US make the Chinese attack us.

reply:
Because of your grammar and sentence structure.

lol


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#4 2011-06-13 19:05:16

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

Wow. What a coincidence!  yikes  I was looking at this (http://funnyyahooanswers.net/) just the other night!


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#5 2011-06-13 19:09:13

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

cheddargirl wrote:

Sometimes I turn to Yahoo answers to get some answers on Differential calculus. One time I posted a question and the reply (which was voted as being the best answer) was "Wow, nerd".  neutral

There are some jerks like that. I was once browsing through and I saw a guy who put this after every answer he made:
"Please award Best Answer points to me right now because I do not like to wait, and I am already impatient with you. You already recognize the deep wisdom and unassailable eternal truth of my answer, so just get it over with and award the points to me RIGHT NOW!"
It can be seen here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 831AAFMt6K
Scroll down to the second answer and a guy named Charlie Tuna will pop up. Click on his account and go to the list of questions he's answered. Click on whichever one and you'll see my point. The guy's a lunatic.


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#6 2011-06-13 19:10:16

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

cheddargirl wrote:

Sometimes I turn to Yahoo answers to get some answers on Differential calculus. One time I posted a question and the reply (which was voted as being the best answer) was "Wow, nerd".  neutral

I'd like to straighten him out...WITH MY FISTS!  lol  Just kidding...


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#7 2011-06-13 19:20:47

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

I use it to know which games to buy.

These people, or some of them, are gaming nerds.


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#8 2011-06-13 19:44:41

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

just the question:

How to improve my writing skills without doing much effort?


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#9 2011-06-13 21:00:09

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

Hah! That's hilarious, lilac.
http://i56.tinypic.com/egwd34.png

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#10 2011-06-13 21:05:28

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

There was one:

q: how do you make a pokemon mmorpg like pokemon crater?
a: you program it.

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#11 2011-06-13 21:32:32

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

PandaGuy wrote:

Wow. What a coincidence!  yikes  I was looking at this (http://funnyyahooanswers.net/) just the other night!

I clicked the link, and that was the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time  lol


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#12 2011-06-13 21:54:05

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

Only the first two screen shots showed up on my computer.


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#13 2011-06-13 22:50:54

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

http://i52.tinypic.com/2588rk8.png


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#14 2011-06-13 22:56:23

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

Answer rating: ★★★★★
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I don't get it.


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#15 2011-06-13 23:12:02

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

http://funnyyahooanswers.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-yahoo-answers-73.png
[second image removed by moderator. Please make sure that images has appropriate language for all ages before posting them in the forums]

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#16 2011-06-13 23:27:25

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

that last one has a cuss in it

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#17 2011-06-13 23:29:51

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

Best ever:
http://www.yahoolaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/techno.png


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#18 2011-06-13 23:37:56

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

All of these I've seen, except for xbox 360 and daughter overweight...


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#19 2011-06-13 23:41:12

cheddargirl
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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

PandaGuy wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

Sometimes I turn to Yahoo answers to get some answers on Differential calculus. One time I posted a question and the reply (which was voted as being the best answer) was "Wow, nerd".  neutral

I'd like to straighten him out...WITH MY FISTS!  lol  Just kidding...

Eh, the guy was a troll on other questions so all I did was find questions where he answered and flagged as many as I could within 30 minutes. Not surprisingly he was banned from the site the next day.  tongue


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#20 2011-06-13 23:41:44

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

cheddargirl wrote:

Sometimes I turn to Yahoo answers to get some answers on Differential calculus. One time I posted a question and the reply (which was voted as being the best answer) was "Wow, nerd".  neutral

Gimme the link. Just wanna see.


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#21 2011-06-13 23:42:51

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

cheddargirl wrote:

PandaGuy wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

Sometimes I turn to Yahoo answers to get some answers on Differential calculus. One time I posted a question and the reply (which was voted as being the best answer) was "Wow, nerd".  neutral

I'd like to straighten him out...WITH MY FISTS!  lol  Just kidding...

Eh, the guy was a troll on other questions so all I did was find questions where he answered and flagged as many as I could within 30 minutes. Not surprisingly he was banned from the site the next day.  tongue

Why haven't they banned Charlie Tuna?  tongue


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#22 2011-06-13 23:46:30

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

I found something from Charlie Tuna. I wanna bunch him so bad.  mad
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 412AAaN0Xf


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#23 2011-06-14 09:27:05

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

after reading some of these, i wonder if some of them were posted to be funny and not serious questions.  tongue


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#24 2011-06-14 10:51:30

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

lilacfuzz101 wrote:

after reading some of these, i wonder if some of them were posted to be funny and not serious questions.  tongue

i honestly could care less haha


they're funny all the same


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#25 2011-06-14 10:55:41

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Re: Yahoo Answer Fails

illusionist wrote:

http://funnyyahooanswers.net/wp-content … ers-73.png
[second image removed by moderator. Please make sure that images has appropriate language for all ages before posting them in the forums]

Whoops! I was just looking at the post and not the username... sorry people!  lol


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