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#1 2011-06-08 22:39:25

PandaGuy
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Annoying kids...

As I'm typing right now, there's some irritating boys outside (who don't even live here) cussing and shouting. When I say "shouting", I mean really loud. It's all just ridiculous. They're even walking into the drive through, which is also not even theirs. They're screaming the "f" word and shouting each others names like a bunch of first graders. P.S. Some are in middle school and some are in highschool. Please, help me!  mad  I already yelled and said "Shut up!" from within my apartment, but they keep doing it. No one is doing anything about it, not even the managers!  yikes

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#2 2011-06-08 22:45:10

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Re: Annoying kids...

Throw a toaster at them. Or close the windows. Or tell someone to do something about it. Or shout 'MrMokey wants you to shut your mouths!'


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#3 2011-06-08 22:47:05

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Re: Annoying kids...

MrMokey wrote:

Throw a toaster at them. Or close the windows. Or tell someone to do something about it. Or shout 'MrMokey wants you to shut your mouths!'

I dunno... hmm
That's too weird...
Anyways, they'll probably just say, "Who the @#$! is MrMokey?" and beat me up. Unless, however, I'm perfectly well armed and manage to overpower them, but I don't wanna risk any chances...
However, the closing windows thing is reasonable... +1 for that.  wink

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#4 2011-06-08 22:48:26

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Re: Annoying kids...

And listen to something loud. Or blast justin bieber out the window.


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#5 2011-06-08 22:50:01

PandaGuy
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Re: Annoying kids...

MrMokey wrote:

And listen to something loud. Or blast justin bieber out the window.

Nah. I'm just annoying myself even more by playing Justin Bieber. Yes, I can put my headphones on and listen to something loud or maybe even turn on the radio to full blast. Another +1!  wink

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#6 2011-06-08 22:51:27

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Re: Annoying kids...

Im on a roll! Give them lavender town syndrome.


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#7 2011-06-09 05:06:04

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Re: Annoying kids...

Get a bucket of water, chuck it on them and tell THEM to f off.

Doesn't work? Throw a grenade at them  smile

Still doesn't work? Throw charizard out of a pokeball and tell him to eat them.

Ways to kill and murder annoying low-lives:

Throw a bowling ball at them.
Throw a lit match at them
Kill with a machine gun
Throw rocks at them
Swear at them
Use the power of scratch against them.
Throw a sticky grenade and aim for a head.
Throw a goat at them.
Use a flamethrower
Go out of the door and stab them
Attack them with a hosepipe
Set any beer you have alight and THROW!
Throw a mattress on top of them (*squash*)
Throw any heavy things you have.


Do the above if you want a life long sentence! The 6th one isnt very effective.

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#8 2011-06-09 06:16:56

4Infinity
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Re: Annoying kids...

buy an electric guitar and a large amplifier

go home

plug it in plug it in

now play really loud musi to scare them away-  oh wait they're gone


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#9 2011-06-09 06:33:34

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Re: Annoying kids...

It's been 6 hours, so I think they would be gone by now...


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#10 2011-06-09 07:39:00

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Re: Annoying kids...

Plan A:
Threaten to call the cops.

Plan B:
Walk outside and gut them with a rusty screwdriver. Never fails.


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