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#51 2011-06-07 22:59:03
Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
If life gives you Apples, enjoy the free Mac.
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#52 2011-06-07 23:00:12
- scratch_yoshi
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
scratch_yoshi wrote:
I'd make them into combustible apples and shoot them at your house.
Of course, Aperture Science would sue me.
Retired from Scratch, but just the language itself. Not the forums.
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#53 2011-06-07 23:00:51
- veggieman001
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
somelia wrote:
If life gives you Apples, enjoy the free Mac.
what if it's an apple ii? that's not a mac
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#54 2011-06-07 23:03:47
Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
veggieman001 wrote:
somelia wrote:
If life gives you Apples, enjoy the free Mac.
what if it's an apple ii? that's not a mac
Okay, then enjoy the free computer.
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#55 2011-06-07 23:06:29
- veggieman001
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
somelia wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
somelia wrote:
If life gives you Apples, enjoy the free Mac.
what if it's an apple ii? that's not a mac
Okay, then enjoy the free computer.
yissssssss
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#59 2011-06-07 23:50:18
- scratch_yoshi
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
I squirt them into my enemies fa-- oh wait, that would be for lemons.
Retired from Scratch, but just the language itself. Not the forums.
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#60 2011-06-07 23:58:54
Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
scratch_yoshi wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:
I'd make them into combustible apples and shoot them at your house.
Of course, Aperture Science would sue me.
Dude, you stole mine.
PW132 wrote:
GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT COMBUSTIBLE APPLES
THEN GET SUED BY APERTURE FOR VIOLATING COPYRIGHT
SCRATCH 2.0 OHHHHH MANNNNNNN
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#61 2011-06-08 00:07:44
- Sunrise-Moon
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
I'd use the apples to make combuatible apples and shoot them at your house.
Of course, then I'd get sued by Aperture Science for infringing on copyright...
Or maybe they'd just burn down my house with combustible lemons 
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#62 2011-06-08 00:11:53
Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
PW132 wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:
I'd make them into combustible apples and shoot them at your house.
Of course, Aperture Science would sue me.Dude, you stole mine.
PW132 wrote:
GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT COMBUSTIBLE APPLES
THEN GET SUED BY APERTURE FOR VIOLATING COPYRIGHT
Portal 2 references aren't exactly original in the first place, nor are they particularly novel. Not that they aren't funny, but don't go telling people they copied you by referencing the same line.
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#64 2011-06-08 02:43:58
- LordSydney
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
bump
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#66 2011-06-08 06:46:19
- mathematics
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
I would just eat it. I've just eaten one.
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#67 2011-06-08 08:33:56
- 3DSfan12345
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
Play Minecraft. IHATEYOU60SECONDRULE
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#68 2011-06-08 08:37:46
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
When life gives you apples,
1.cut a 1/2 inch diameter hole in the top and scoop out the seeds. Then, fill cavity with caramel, brown sugar, sugar, butter, and nutmeg. Bake for 5-8 hours in a slow cooker.
2.???
3. Profit!
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#71 2011-06-08 11:15:05
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
Eat them.
Obviously.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#72 2011-06-08 11:17:09
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
Put them in the fruit ball from someone else.
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#73 2011-06-08 11:41:07
- The_Dancing_Donut
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Lemonade tastes better that plain lemons... ew xD
Offending strangers since 2010.
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#74 2011-06-08 18:25:47
- lilacfuzz101
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Re: What do you do if life gives you apples?
somelia wrote:
If life gives you Apples, enjoy the free Mac.
hahaha yes 
Um... Make apple cider and then warm it up and have popcorn? 
(great way to spend winter nights)
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