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somelia wrote:

SpriteMaster wrote:

I always say this:

SpriteMaster wrote:

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Hey, watch it. I'm under a lot of pressure here and just what I need to explode again is a personal attack.

And we solved out fight, bananaman. Man, I can't believe I actually made her cry and apologize.

He didn't mean that to be a personal attack, just as a bit of a joke.
I've heard that before, but I only saw it as degrading.
Or hipocritical 

Good that you resolved the fight 

somelia wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

somelia wrote:

And we solved out fight, bananaman. Man, I can't believe I actually made her cry and apologize.

Who?

Turtleeggonstick.

Me: "Hey! Knock it off!"
Turtleeggonstick: "Make me!"
Me: "You're going to knock it off."
Her: "Says who?"
Me: "Says me, and you're going to do it."
Her: "..."
Me: *pulls friendship necklace out from pocket* "Here, you can have this BACK!"
Her: "..!"
Me: *still holding it* "Well?"
Her: "Sorry..."

Ooh, you know how to make someone back off!
Just saying.

somelia wrote:

bananaman114 wrote:

somelia wrote:

Turtleeggonstick.

Me: "Hey! Knock it off!"
Turtleeggonstick: "Make me!"
Me: "You're going to knock it off."
Her: "Says who?"
Me: "Says me, and you're going to do it."
Her: "..."
Me: *pulls friendship necklace out from pocket* "Here, you can have this BACK!"
Her: "..!"
Me: *still holding it* "Well?"
Her: "Sorry..."

Ooh, you know how to make someone back off!
Just saying.

Well, not on the internet, but that's because people online can't tell the difference between flaming and self-defense. Like karate. It can really hurt someone but it's used for self defense. (When I took a class we had to vow that we'd only sue it for self-defense, never to attack someone.)

Yeah, I know.
I said "back off" and not "shut up" or something like that.

BACK TO FUNNINESS

WAit, you'd only SUE it for self defence?
I know that's a typo, but it sounds hilarious 

Last edited by bananaman114 (2011-05-30 18:13:47)

SpriteMaster wrote:

somelia wrote:

bananaman114 wrote:

Ooh, you know how to make someone back off!
Just saying.

Well, not on the internet, but that's because people online can't tell the difference between flaming and self-defense. Like karate. It can really hurt someone but it's used for self defense. (When I took a class we had to vow that we'd only sue it for self-defense, never to attack someone.)

Yet, shockingly, PEOPLE DO 

Oops I said "sue" instead of "use." xD

But yes, they do. I don't, however.

Karate does classify under that^

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I meant as "offtopic" it classifies under, bananaman.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

CONTRADICTION TIME.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Last edited by SpriteMaster (2011-05-30 18:36:22)

I can't help noticing they all involve pokemen

somelia wrote:

SpriteMaster wrote:

I always say this:

SpriteMaster wrote:

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Hey, watch it. I'm under a lot of pressure here and just what I need to explode again is a personal attack.

And we solved out fight, bananaman. Man, I can't believe I actually made her cry and apologize.

I'd like to remind you - and everybody on this forum - that you do not need to respond to anything that anybody posts.  There is no pressure of any sort unless you choose to see it as pressure.  Every post is voluntary.

If you are feeling upset by something somebody has posted, your best response is to simply use the Report link and explain your concerns.

So...back to the topic.  Is it a discussion of only your quotes, or is it open to other people's quotes?

somelia wrote:

I've realized I'v said some funny things without meaning to, so this topic is a collection of them.

"Me! Me! Hey me! Me! Me! Me! WHAT?! Um, nevermind."

"The buried alive model is eating my spaghetti!"

"It haunts me...wait, where is it?"

"That's not the ghost, it's the goat. Wait, what?"

"I live on creepypasta. Unfortunately, all the pasta that I eat isn't creepy."

"Is that a Pikachu? Wait, that's just a deformed squirrel...wait, what?"

"[my name] used rage! Topics fainted! Scratch team used ban! It's super effective! [my name] has died!"

I love the last one, no offense. I had a couple funny quotes:

"He only has a unibrow if he scrunches up his eyebrows like this." *weird face*

" Don't you notice we have a lot of dairy stuff for breakfast? Yogurt, milk, eggs..." (Fail.)

"He thinks he's all dominant, like a silverback gorilla."

I have more but I forgot them and some of them are kind of weird so I shouldn't put them on here.

Sometimes I can be pretty stupid and epicfail-ish.