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somelia · 2011-05-30 17:42:18

I've realized I'v said some funny things without meaning to, so this topic is a collection of them.

"Me! Me! Hey me! Me! Me! Me! WHAT?! Um, nevermind."

"The buried alive model is eating my spaghetti!"

"It haunts me...wait, where is it?"

"That's not the ghost, it's the goat. Wait, what?"

"I live on creepypasta. Unfortunately, all the pasta that I eat isn't creepy."

"Is that a Pikachu? Wait, that's just a deformed squirrel...wait, what?"

"[my name] used rage! Topics fainted! Scratch team used ban! It's super effective! [my name] has died!"

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:44:15

Inspired by the thread you and I were posting on lol
Anyway, I can't think of any really funny stuff I've said, so yeah.

EDIT:
I guess that whole "goat" thing was pretty funny.

JSYK, I kinda forgot about it and the joke kinda died.

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somelia · 2011-05-30 17:45:56

...Besides "PANS PANS PANS PANS PANS PANS PANS."

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:47:21

somelia wrote:
...Besides "PANS PANS PANS PANS PANS PANS PANS."

Eeh, I stole that from the Fact Core...

brettman98 · 2011-05-30 17:47:55

I honestly don't think these are that funny, more random and spazzy quotes? hmm
The creepypasta one was kind of funny.

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:49:07

brettman98 wrote:
I honestly don't think these are that funny, more random and spazzy quotes?
The creepypasta one was kind of funny.

YOu kinda have to understand the context...,

somelia · 2011-05-30 17:50:10

brettman98 wrote:
I honestly don't think these are that funny, more random and spazzy quotes?
The creepypasta one was kind of funny.

Most of these were funny because they were inside jokes. You weren't there for most of them so that explains why you wouldn't get them.

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:51:10

somelia wrote:
brettman98 wrote:
I honestly don't think these are that funny, more random and spazzy quotes?
The creepypasta one was kind of funny.
Most of these were funny because they were inside jokes. You weren't there for most of them so that explains why you wouldn't get them.

He would've gotten the goat one though.

somelia · 2011-05-30 17:52:22

bananaman114 wrote:
somelia wrote:
brettman98 wrote:
I honestly don't think these are that funny, more random and spazzy quotes?
The creepypasta one was kind of funny.
Most of these were funny because they were inside jokes. You weren't there for most of them so that explains why you wouldn't get them.
He would've gotten the goat one though.

Yeah, that one wasn't as funny as the rest though.

The spaghetti one was hilarious and only turtleeggonstick and her older sister would get it.

Oh, here's another one.

"Why would you destroy your DS? It has feelings you know."

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:54:52

somelia wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
somelia wrote:

Most of these were funny because they were inside jokes. You weren't there for most of them so that explains why you wouldn't get them.
He would've gotten the goat one though.
Yeah, that one wasn't as funny as the rest though.

The spaghetti one was hilarious and only turtleeggonstick and her older sister would get it.

Oh, here's another one.

"Why would you destroy your DS? It has feelings you know."

Actually, you told me the spaghetti one... tongue
That one is funny big_smile

somelia · 2011-05-30 17:54:53

"The....ghost....! On......your....head! It's.....still...there!"

kimmy123 · 2011-05-30 17:55:28

somelia wrote:
"The....ghost....! On......your....head! It's.....still...there!"

It wants a ride big_smile

brettman98 · 2011-05-30 17:55:48

somelia wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
somelia wrote:

Most of these were funny because they were inside jokes. You weren't there for most of them so that explains why you wouldn't get them.
He would've gotten the goat one though.
Yeah, that one wasn't as funny as the rest though.

The spaghetti one was hilarious and only turtleeggonstick and her older sister would get it.

Oh, here's another one.

"Why would you destroy your DS? It has feelings you know."

oh that's right your in 5th grade, that explains why even the ones I understand don't seem good...your humor gets naughtier as you grow older.

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:56:09

somelia wrote:
"The....ghost....! On......your....head! It's.....still...there!"

Umwhat?
I don't get it...
sad
Sorry.

kimmy123 · 2011-05-30 17:56:50

bananaman114 wrote:
somelia wrote:
"The....ghost....! On......your....head! It's.....still...there!"
Umwhat?
I don't get it...

Sorry.

I kind of get it.

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:57:19

brettman98 wrote:
somelia wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:

He would've gotten the goat one though.
Yeah, that one wasn't as funny as the rest though.

The spaghetti one was hilarious and only turtleeggonstick and her older sister would get it.

Oh, here's another one.

"Why would you destroy your DS? It has feelings you know."
oh that's right your in 5th grade, that explains why even the ones I understand don't seem good...your humor gets naughtier as you grow older.

It does, but I can still see the humor in other things that don't pertain to...

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somelia · 2011-05-30 17:57:42

bananaman114 wrote:
somelia wrote:
"The....ghost....! On......your....head! It's.....still...there!"
Umwhat?
I don't get it...

Sorry.

It was from my Ghost/Goat podcast.

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 17:59:02

kimmy123 wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
somelia wrote:
"The....ghost....! On......your....head! It's.....still...there!"
Umwhat?
I don't get it...

Sorry.
I kind of get it.

Yeah, I get it, but I don't see the humor.

Shoot if off like an apple big_smile

@somelia:
I guess I didn't hear that part of the podcast...

I listened to it though, I mean, I AM THE GOAT!

somelia · 2011-05-30 18:00:46

Here's a quote from turtleeggonstick.

"Your floor is comfy."

SpriteMaster · 2011-05-30 18:02:10

I always say this:

SpriteMaster wrote:
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

bananaman114 · 2011-05-30 18:02:30

somelia wrote:
Here's a quote from turtleeggonstick.

"Your floor is comfy."

lol

I've done that a couple of times too.....

Things alright again between you and her?
(please say yes)

brettman98 · 2011-05-30 18:02:56

bananaman114 wrote:
brettman98 wrote:
somelia wrote:

Yeah, that one wasn't as funny as the rest though.

The spaghetti one was hilarious and only turtleeggonstick and her older sister would get it.

Oh, here's another one.

"Why would you destroy your DS? It has feelings you know."
oh that's right your in 5th grade, that explains why even the ones I understand don't seem good...your humor gets naughtier as you grow older.
It does, but I can still see the humor in other things that don't pertain to...

[/post]

I can't...this reminds me of some of my jokes in...3rd or 4th grade?
Looking back now, I'm like, "oh god those jokes are so stupid!"

SpriteMaster · 2011-05-30 18:03:25

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

somelia · 2011-05-30 18:03:44

SpriteMaster wrote:
I always say this:

SpriteMaster wrote:
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Hey, watch it. I'm under a lot of pressure here and just what I need to explode again is a personal attack.

And we solved out fight, bananaman. Man, I can't believe I actually made her cry and apologize.

SpriteMaster · 2011-05-30 18:05:49

somelia wrote:
SpriteMaster wrote:
I always say this:

SpriteMaster wrote:
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Hey, watch it. I'm under a lot of pressure here and just what I need to explode again is a personal attack.

And we solved out fight, bananaman. Man, I can't believe I actually made her cry and apologize.

I wasn't saying it to you. I just say it to a lot of people in real life. I love it.

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