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SpriteMaster wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

Into the thumb. I was holding it improperly and well, when I squeezed the stapler device, I got a staple in my thumb. Not fun.

Now I can imagine that. It really wasn't fun.




Oh. I destroyed a white DS lite. I literally ripped the two screens apart.

ive killed 4.

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DS KILLER ARREST HIM NAOOOOOOO

ATVR9999 wrote:

SpriteMaster wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

Now I can imagine that. It really wasn't fun.




Oh. I destroyed a white DS lite. I literally ripped the two screens apart.

ive killed 4.

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DS KILLER ARREST HIM NAOOOOOOO

My friend literally dissected a DS until it was a mess of plastic and wires and chips.

I have done the most idiotic things you probably have ever heard.

SpriteMaster wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

Into the thumb. I was holding it improperly and well, when I squeezed the stapler device, I got a staple in my thumb. Not fun.

Now I can imagine that. It really wasn't fun.




Oh. I destroyed a white DS lite. I literally ripped the two screens apart.

ive killed 4.

The same thing happened to my old ds.

Albertt911 wrote:

Me and TDD are eating a plant in one of our teachers rooms, to see how long it'll take for her to notice...

So far we've eaten around 3 leaves 

3 BIG leaves ^-^

ATVR9999 wrote:

muppetds wrote:

ATVR9999 wrote:

and putting it under the computer table is somehow smarter than   
THROWING IT OUT FAR AWAY FROM YOU NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN?!!!!!

Well  good point but there was A STORM OUTSIDE
and we couldent see a thing and there were holes in the ice from our diving and from animals

WELL THEN THROW IT FROM THE FRONT DOOR

DID U Read what I said ealier - It will crack the ice (20 cm thick)
and I forget to add the detnator was missing - TOOK IT OUT

Twisted a spring into my thumb

Well here's one... well I help a teacher out and about a month ago I had to go around and staple. So I start stapling their papers and the stapler runs out of staples so I go get new staples. Then this kid took the stapler from me, opened the stapler up and asked if he could put it in and I said no because its too dangerous. Then, I took the stapler back and brought it to another desk. Then without thinking, I quickly tried putting the staples in and accidently hit the top part and it closed on my hand. It hurt a lot and everyone was staring at me.

I have had plenty of worse things than this but I thought we could start with a story like this.

1. I spilled ethanol onto a desk, millimetres away from a hot plate (that was yesterday)

2. I went to the first-day-of-school high school assembly, and didn't notice Middle School wasn't supposed to be there until everyone had left except me

3. Logged on to my (girl)friend's Skype and someone asked her (me) out... the moment was pretty embarrassing

4. Sharpened my pinkie (I was only four)

5. Got caught in the toilets hiding from the headteacher because I didn't want to finish my mashed potatoes (they were disgusting!)

6. Stayed up until 3 o' clock because I didn't notice the time, and looked back to see both my parents standing there with a serious face. A week without PC

7. Trying to show off my ice skating skills in shorts... you can guess what happened

8. Recording a song with my voice and syncing it to my friend's iPod along with the rest of my music without noticing... two days later it was around the school.

9. Writing this.

  Please say I'm within the bounds of normality...

Last edited by LS97 (2011-05-27 16:17:13)

gettysburg11 wrote:

Spelling chocolate wrong in the school spelling bee was not my finest moment.

Although the fact that I won the next 2 years sort of helped remedy that situation.

Don't feel too bad about it. In 5th grade, I studied for hours with words like seismograph, and I got knocked out of the competition for "reign". I wouldn't have stood much of a chance anyway, because there was this fancy school with these kids that all showed up in these stereotypical navy blue school uniforms and won all of the places on words that weren't even in the dictionary yet. *Cringes*. I still wish I could have done better.

geohendan wrote:

Once, one of my classmates grandma met me.

She said: "Hello, you must be (Name)! Nice to meet you!"
I said, on accident: "Good."

Whenever I remember that, I slap myself in the face.

I was on vacation in Ireland and severely jet-lagged. It was about 5 or 6 PM, and my clock said it was early morning. I told the waitress at dinner, "Good Morning."

DavidTy wrote:

I reached into a small bush, inhabited by a rattle snack…

I dug through a pile of leaves, inhabited by a little rattle snake…

I was walking along in my yard, day dreaming, and just about stepped on a HUGE rattle snake.

I had an idiot moment involving a rattlesnake!    I was eight and my dad was on the phone out in the backyard. Normally when I was eight I'd interrupt him on the phone. ANYWAY, I picked up the garden-hose lid and there was a rattlesnake hissing at me. I dropped the lid and ran inside to tell my mom. She asked why I didn't tell dad, who was a few feet away. I said...
"He was on the phone."
>_<