Scratch

Just yesterday I got in a bar fight

I woke up while they were removing my tongsels....

Oh, i also cracked my head open on a wooden cabnet.

Not fun having to drive into a diffrent London Bourough.

Alternatives wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Alternatives wrote:

I woke up while they were removing my tongsels....

0_0 Scary??

Hurt like crazy, and because my throat was a bloody mess, they had to continue.... while I was awake D:

Eww! >_<

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

waveOSBeta wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

I had an injection through a connector in a vein in my hand, and an oxygen mask. And an IV XD

Um... Ouch? I hate ivs, though I've only had one. Asthma attack. I don't even remember it.    xD

What was that for?

To give me medications and a load of painkillers after my reconsructive surgery on my ankle. The details of it are gross XD

Umm... Dx

I was taking my bike down to the basement, and I tripped.  By bike fell slower than me, and everything seemed to be slower than normal, no joke.  I landed beside me, and I had cuts and the such on my back.

The-Whiz wrote:

I accidentally fell off an apartment building.

Luckily I landed in the outdoor pool.

Wow, seriously? 

waveOSBeta wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

waveOSBeta wrote:

Um... Ouch? I hate ivs, though I've only had one. Asthma attack. I don't even remember it.    xD

What was that for?

To give me medications and a load of painkillers after my reconsructive surgery on my ankle. The details of it are gross XD

Umm... Dx

It involved sawing off an overgroen piece of bone, deepening the groove in my ankle joint, cutting and tightening the tendon in my leg... ._.

waveOSBeta wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Alternatives wrote:

Hurt like crazy, and because my throat was a bloody mess, they had to continue.... while I was awake D:

Eww! >_<

Ummmm... Illegal...

They knew you were awake? Why didn't they put you to sleep again?

They had already started operating, then after a while I woke up while there was this contraption was in my throat. They were almost done and I guess they wanted to finish it. I'll never forget the level of pain. Its been 6 years and I still remember it clearly.

I have 3.

Once when I was like, 2 or 3 years old, I was pushing a stroller around for some reason 
A wheel got stuck in a hole, and I pulled it out. Turnes out that the little pothole in my backyard was an underground beehive, and a whole bunch came out. Then my mom shaked all the little insects out of my shirt, and we went to the hospital. I was okay after that.

I woke up in the middle of the night and I could barely breathe a few years ago, so we went to the ER. It turned out fine.

Lastly, I was showing my friend how red I could make my face during an outside P.E. class, not very smart on my part haha. Next thing I know was that I was lying on the ground, head up, with the entire class gathered around me asking if I was okay. That turned out fine too.

Alternatives wrote:

waveOSBeta wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Eww! >_<

Ummmm... Illegal...

They knew you were awake? Why didn't they put you to sleep again?

They had already started operating, then after a while I woke up while there was this contraption was in my throat. They were almost done and I guess they wanted to finish it. I'll never forget the level of pain. Its been 6 years and I still remember it clearly.

Ummm... Still not right.

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Share your close shaves and near-death experiences here!

Have you ever been severely ill? In an accident? In a car crash? Through surgery? Share those stories with the community! You might get sympathy! ;D

Inspired by 0zero, Smokepool and Deathiscoming :'(

I'll update with mine in a second. If you post, you can get your experience added here!

Name                                       Experience Type
Albertt911                    Nearly broke back on a trampoline
Kileymeister                 Broken sturnum in a skiing freak accident
The_Dancing_Donut       In my post, it's too big to list ;_;
Recycle49                    A very unkind rocket
Rabbit1131                   Hit head badly and flipped a go-kart
Berry122                      Nearly hit by a van, hit by a very mean golf club
Necromaster                Fell out of a tree, 6ft drop
Joeisawesome              Bit off his own tongue, got it stitched back on
Alternatives                 Got stabbed by a bull, and fell 6ft after flying through the air
Star_the_fox                Stabbed with a knife, nearly broke nose & toe
XSpearPillarX               Ruptured appendix, very ill, underwent surgery
-iNetMaster-                Gashed knee after bike accident
Wiimaster                    Fell off snowdrift & broke/fractured/sprained arm
Brettman98                  Nearly drowned, hurt back/shoulder, Jamaican bus ride
Higejolly                      Fainted four times due to blood loss
Littletonkslover            Nearly ran over by some Mexicans
Jfmlove6                      Nearly drowned, got pneumonia
Echs                            Had appendicitis and nearly broke back
06dknibbs                    In a hit and run accident
Hdarken                      Front-flipped off diving board, hit head hard
ThePCKid                     Slipped 7ft off play set, hit spine badly
TVflea                         Fell on a campfire, hands set on fire
TuffGhost                    He, um, died
RobotKitty                   Half-naked when a tornado hit
Fire219                        Rotavirus 3 times in a year
Andres-Vander              Stabbed with a rusty screwdriver
08jackt                        Born with Kawasaki and survived (well duh)

Have fun, and discuss!

Let's see who has had the worst close-scrapes 

Edited. Removed the things that aren't near death.

Not at all near-death but yesterday I tripped and slammed my nose onto concrete.