BaVB wrote:
2. When I realized one of my stepbrothers deleted one of my files on my comp, I picked him up (he was light despite the fact he was as old as me) and I threw him onto the couch. Only I missed the couch.
I do that....and he does the offending action alot so I locked my computer

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veggieman001 wrote:
Necromaster wrote:
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veggieman001 wrote:
Joining the Scratch Forums.
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I'm not trolling, it's just addictive and wastes so much of my time.
I completely agree with you.
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Once, one of my classmates grandma met me.
She said: "Hello, you must be (Name)! Nice to meet you!"
I said, on accident: "Good."
Whenever I remember that, I slap myself in the face.

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geohendan wrote:
Once, one of my classmates grandma met me.
She said: "Hello, you must be (Name)! Nice to meet you!"
I said, on accident: "Good."
Whenever I remember that, I slap myself in the face.
Nice to meet you!
Oh, and I've been told a million times: on purpose but by accident. XD
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I reached into a small bush, inhabited by a rattle snack…
I dug through a pile of leaves, inhabited by a little rattle snake…
I was walking along in my yard, day dreaming, and just about stepped on a HUGE rattle snake.
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I was playing online when I somehow managed to reached 1000000000000000mph
here's how
1. get a red bull x2010 s vettel tune it to 1800bhp
2. set tranmission to max
3. drive it down the le mans straight (650mph)
4. Don't brake when I reach corner
5 I just go thru the wall
6. Then the car goes potty accelerating from 650 to 1000000000000000mph in about 3 secs
7. Then my PS3 crashes completly and gives me THE YELLOW LIGHT OF DEATH
NOT HAPPY
So I lob my controller and it bounces off my bed into my £3000 3D TV that was only 1 week old and it went straight thru it bounced off the wall and exploded my expiremental bomb right next to my computer.
Kaboom made a massive hole in the wall, and complitly oiberated my tabe and computer
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scimonster wrote:
geohendan wrote:
Once, one of my classmates grandma met me.
She said: "Hello, you must be (Name)! Nice to meet you!"
I said, on accident: "Good."
Whenever I remember that, I slap myself in the face.Nice to meet you!
Oh, and I've been told a million times: on purpose but by accident. XD
That's not nice. Please go away.
XD
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I've done SOOOOOOOOOOO many dumb things that the post would take up two pages, so here's the highlights:
1. Stood right under a crow's nest on a bad hair day
2. Wore flip-flops on a loop-de-loop rollercoaster
3. I forgot to save my History essay 4 times
4. Wore a dress while riding a bike
5. Decided to do a play in front of the class with two of my most... ahem... creative friends
6. Forgot what day it was even though people were singing Friday in the announcements
7. Stapled the middle of my hand
8. Ate my entire halloween candy in one day after hitting over 100 houses
9. Brought my $200 camera to school and forgot about it in my bag
10. Told my little sister she could float if she used a plastic bag as a parachute.
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I tried to run all of the malicious Batch commands on a school computer for fun, but I failed and got my account temporarily suspended.
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DavidTy wrote:
I reached into a small bush, inhabited by a rattle snack…
I dug through a pile of leaves, inhabited by a little rattle snake…
I was walking along in my yard, day dreaming, and just about stepped on a HUGE rattle snake.
Did it taste good?
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Nuttlajer wrote:
I whacked my sister's nose with a tennis racquet once. :b But actually, I have several idiot moments every day.
Do you know sign language (your sig)? I tried to learn, but even though Im HardofHearing I never learnt

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EzekielE wrote:
Nuttlajer wrote:
I whacked my sister's nose with a tennis racquet once. :b But actually, I have several idiot moments every day.
Do you know sign language (your sig)? I tried to learn, but even though Im HardofHearing I never learnt
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Actually, the only part of sign language I know is the alphabet. :b I've always thought it would be really cool to learn more, though.
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muppetds wrote:
I was playing online when I somehow managed to reached 1000000000000000mph
here's how
1. get a red bull x2010 s vettel tune it to 1800bhp
2. set tranmission to max
3. drive it down the le mans straight (650mph)
4. Don't brake when I reach corner
5 I just go thru the wall
6. Then the car goes potty accelerating from 650 to 1000000000000000mph in about 3 secs
7. Then my PS3 crashes completly and gives me THE YELLOW LIGHT OF DEATH
NOT HAPPY
So I lob my controller and it bounces off my bed into my £3000 3D TV that was only 1 week old and it went straight thru it bounced off the wall and exploded my expiremental bomb right next to my computer.
Kaboom made a massive hole in the wall, and complitly oiberated my tabe and computer
and why was there a BOMB near your computer anyway?!!!! a bomb really?!!!!!!
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ATVR9999 wrote:
and why was there a BOMB near your computer anyway?!!!! a bomb really?!!!!!!
My Friend and I found and he said it has been defused - it WASN'T
I was in the freezing artic so there was no bomb disposal units nearby
And there was storm outside and we were worried the the bomb might go off and crack the ice killing us all
so we took it in and we put it under the computer table
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and putting it under the computer table is somehow smarter than
THROWING IT OUT FAR AWAY FROM YOU NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN?!!!!!
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ATVR9999 wrote:
and putting it under the computer table is somehow smarter than
THROWING IT OUT FAR AWAY FROM YOU NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN?!!!!!
Well good point but there was A STORM OUTSIDE
and we couldent see a thing and there were holes in the ice from our diving and from animals
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muppetds wrote:
ATVR9999 wrote:
and putting it under the computer table is somehow smarter than
THROWING IT OUT FAR AWAY FROM YOU NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN?!!!!!Well good point but there was A STORM OUTSIDE
and we couldent see a thing and there were holes in the ice from our diving and from animals
WELL THEN THROW IT FROM THE FRONT DOOR
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Me and TDD are eating a plant in one of our teachers rooms, to see how long it'll take for her to notice...
So far we've eaten around 3 leaves
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GarSkutherGirl wrote:
I deleted the vital sprite in my Pokémon animation thing.
Solution: Undelete.
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I once almost went to the high school by accident XD (Come on, I was in first grade!)
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EzekielE wrote:
staying up to midnight 3 nights in a row on my iPod, caught everytime
wow cmon man i never get caught doing tht
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