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#1 2011-05-21 22:59:36

icerosethecat
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Registered: 2011-02-23
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Idiot Moments.

Post all stories of idiotic things you've done (and are willing to share) here. I'll post mine later, when I have more time.

EXAMPLES (so far):

scratch_yoshi: believed could fly and broke leg

what-the: walked into opened door

hdarken: had 5 sodas and 3 candy bars

veggieman001: joined Scratch Forums

urhungry: walked backwards into cement pillar

ThePCKid: downloaded Chromium's source

Harakou: built a ceiling out of lava in Minecraft

meew0: played music on computer to see how teacher reacts

ihaveamac: corrupted laptop, dropped and cracked iPod's screen, almost dropped a CRT TV on self, spilled coke on laptop keyboard, deleted important voicemail, dropped old cell phone in sand, destroyed whole DS Lite

cheddargirl: stapled thumb

TheCatAndTheBanana: dove for ball in cricket, sprained ankle, and kept running after that

Alternatives: rode down massive hill on skateboard without pads

recycle49: tried to catch rocket in nosedive while partially on fire

icerosethecat: ate math worksheet, chewed at end of pen with new white shirt on, forgot word for "mountain" with best friend, not paying attention and agreed to eating a doorknob sandwich (don't ask), danced around campfire with friends at four in the morning next door to cranky older neighbors, left dog unattended in side yard with faulty fence, bought entire album on iTunes just to make fun of it, swore in English class, forgot what 4x8 was

waveOSBeta: forgot what 12x12 was in advanced math class

Astro947: Burnt ear on stove

GarSkutherGirl: deleted most important sprite in Pokemon game

jackrulez: wore flip flops and dropped aluminum water bottle on toe

Pecola1: kicked hole in wall

echs: played kazoo next to very large Russian man

gettysburg11: spelled chocolate wrong in school spelling bee

Chronicle: had to remind sister of name (not exactly own Idiot Moment, but it goes anyways), called out to mom even though wasn't really mom, swore back at 1st grader

scimonster: went on computer at 3 in morning and had it confiscated, got turned into a pizza (I don't know how, and I don't know if I want to)

The_Dancing_Donut: poured boiling water over hand while aiming for test tube, kkept holding hot test tube and didn't wash hand. Blisters on hands afterwards.

Ace-Of-Hearts: nearly made dog explode with miniature land mine

BaVB: dropped infant on accident, threw stepbrother at couch and missed couch

SpriteMaster: stapled thumb

somelia: I won't put yours up because I don't agree

EzekielE: Put hand on electric, flat stove, stayed up until midnight with iPod, caught every time

geohendan: said "Good" when someone said, "Nice to meet you!"

DavidTy: 3 encounters with rattlesnakes

muppetds: reached 1000000000000000mph online,

samurai768: stood under crow's nest on bad hair day, wore flip-flops on roller coaster, forgot to save history essay 4 times, wore dress while riding a bike, decided to do a play in front of class with "creative" friends, forgot what day it was when people were singing "Friday" in announcements, stapled middle of hand, ate all halloween candy in one night, brought $200 camera to school and left in bag, told sister she could float if used plastic bag as parachute

Last edited by icerosethecat (2011-05-29 16:42:30)


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#2 2011-05-21 23:02:05

scratch_yoshi
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Re: Idiot Moments.

One time I thought I could fly.

I broke my leg.


Retired from Scratch, but just the language itself. Not the forums.

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#3 2011-05-21 23:04:05

what-the
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Walking into an open door.


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#4 2011-05-21 23:16:37

hdarken
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I had five sodas and three candy bars.


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#5 2011-05-21 23:35:04

icerosethecat
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Re: Idiot Moments.

hdarken wrote:

I had five sodas and three candy bars.

I don't even want to know the results...


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#6 2011-05-21 23:43:04

veggieman001
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Registered: 2010-02-20
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Joining the Scratch Forums.


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#7 2011-05-21 23:58:12

urhungry
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I walked backwards into a cement pillar.

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#8 2011-05-22 00:04:31

ThePCKid
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Downloading Chromium's source.
It takes a whopping 1GB+; and it takes forever to delete.

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#9 2011-05-22 00:20:09

Harakou
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Building a ceiling out of lava in Minecraft.


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#10 2011-05-22 00:21:53

meew0
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Playing music on my netbook in the class just to see how my teacher reacts.


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#11 2011-05-22 01:28:57

ihaveamac
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Registered: 2007-09-22
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Corrupted a laptop
Dropped&Cracked my iPod's Screen
Almost dropped a CRT TV on me
Spilled Coke all over a laptop keyboard
Deleted important voicemail
Dropped VERY OLD cell phone in sand (it still worked)

Good times.

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#12 2011-05-22 01:30:48

cheddargirl
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I stapled my thumb once. ._.


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#13 2011-05-22 01:35:34

ihaveamac
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Re: Idiot Moments.

cheddargirl wrote:

I stapled my thumb once. ._.

Into the thumb or onto a surface?

It's hard to imagine. o,o


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#14 2011-05-22 01:41:24

cheddargirl
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Re: Idiot Moments.

ihaveamac wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

I stapled my thumb once. ._.

Into the thumb or onto a surface?

It's hard to imagine. o,o

Into the thumb. I was holding it improperly and well, when I squeezed the stapler device, I got a staple in my thumb. Not fun.


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#15 2011-05-22 01:43:01

ihaveamac
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Re: Idiot Moments.

cheddargirl wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

I stapled my thumb once. ._.

Into the thumb or onto a surface?

It's hard to imagine. o,o

Into the thumb. I was holding it improperly and well, when I squeezed the stapler device, I got a staple in my thumb. Not fun.

Now I can imagine that. It really wasn't fun.




Oh. I destroyed a white DS lite. I literally ripped the two screens apart.


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#16 2011-05-22 01:44:22

Harakou
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Re: Idiot Moments.

ihaveamac wrote:

cheddargirl wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:


Into the thumb or onto a surface?

It's hard to imagine. o,o

Into the thumb. I was holding it improperly and well, when I squeezed the stapler device, I got a staple in my thumb. Not fun.

Now I can imagine that. It really wasn't fun.




Oh. I destroyed a white DS lite. I literally ripped the two screens apart.

That probably wasn't the brightest thing to do.  tongue


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#17 2011-05-22 05:26:15

TheCatAndTheBanana
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Re: Idiot Moments.

What about diving for a ball in cricket, sparining your ankle and then carry on running on it?

Not fun, the next day.


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#18 2011-05-22 05:39:23

Alternatives
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Riding down a road on a massive hill on my skateboard.

Without pads.


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#19 2011-05-22 05:53:51

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Re: Idiot Moments.

urhungry wrote:

I walked backwards into a cement pillar.

did you deaded? D:


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#20 2011-05-22 09:10:08

recycle49
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Fine... The time i tryed to catch a rocket in a nosedive while partaly on fire...


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#21 2011-05-22 13:50:35

icerosethecat
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Re: Idiot Moments.

Worst of the worst:

-I ate my math worksheet
-I chewed at the end of a pen with a new white shirt on
-My friend and I forgot the word for "mountain"
-I wasn't paying attention and I agreed to eating a doorknob sandwich
-I shredded my first draft
-At a sleepover, I danced around with my friends outside around a campfire. It was four in the morning
-I left my dog unattended in a side yard with a faulty fence
-Bought an entire album on iTunes just to make fun of it
-I swore in my english class
-I forgot what 4x8 was

Last edited by icerosethecat (2011-05-22 13:52:52)


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#22 2011-05-22 14:15:33

waveOSBeta
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I forgot what 12x12 was in the middle of Advanced Math.

It wasn't pretty.


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#23 2011-05-22 14:55:04

Astro947
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I burned my ear on the stove


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#24 2011-05-22 15:08:06

GarSkutherGirl
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I deleted the vital sprite in my Pokémon animation thing.


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#25 2011-05-22 15:54:58

jackrulez
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Re: Idiot Moments.

I was wearing flip-flops, and I dropped my full aluminum water bottle on my toe.


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