Scratch

CHAPTER 1: beginning. halo 3 : krobot700(me): this time guys, get in the warthog. kao(in pink spartan armor): you cant come in!!! krobot700:why? kao: because im saving it for my warriors friends!! krobot700:*sticks plasma grenade on kao* kao; hey! whats this blue thing on me? is it  a messege from starclan? *KABOOM* krobot700: take that b*tch. hahhaah.
NEXT ROUND ON MULTI FLAG ON AVALANCHE.
kao: *sings in mic carmelldansn *some red guy comes and takes flag* krobot700: interesting, GET THAT RED GUY HE HAS THE FLAG GO GET HEM red guy:lolololol krbot700 *sticks red guy with plasma grenade* server voice: new players have gotten in. *text appears on top of screen* maskedstar has joined. kaofan45 has joined the game. wassup has joined the game. wassup: hey krobot! krobot700: hey man wussup? kaofan45:OMG ITS KAO! ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS! HURRY UP!!! maskedstar:..  *sniper bullet trail shoots kao in face* kao: ow! *kao falls to ground* kaofan45: OMG KAO ARE YOU ALRIGHT!! NOOOOOOOO! *another shot hits kao fan in face* krobot700: SCATTER! maskedstar:.. *5 red guys appearout of nowhere and get inside the base* wassup:*throws grenade at the entrance of the base* *KABOOM!* wassup: take that nikkiperson fans! *2 red guys die and fall to the ground in a blob of jello* maskedstar: JELLO! *runs over to the bodies of jello* *spike grenade whizzez by and hits maskedstar in the side* maskedstar: no starcla- *KABOOM* *masked star falls to the ground* krobot700: alright man! finish the fight! *3 red guys come in a straight line with gravity hammas* wassup: dont worry, i gots it. *brings out a spartan laser* wassup: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! *THZ* *3 red guys fall on the ground with blood on thr ground* *all the sudden a teamate carrying the reds flag comes through the hall* teamate: if u forgot me, im maxsteel2. *maxsteel2 puts in the flag* servers voice: scratch team wins!
END OF CHAPTER1 its lolz aint it?