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#2 2011-05-20 17:33:15
- Kileymeister
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
Naw, only people accepted into heaven die tomorrow in the rapture. Then we get to spend a lovely drawn out torture-filled death on Earth for five months.
I'll bet you five bucks Harold Camping is going to 'disappear' with a lot of money he got from religious donations tomorrow.
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#3 2011-05-20 17:35:47
Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
YEE. DEATH. You know, it's probably not going to happen. I don't believe any of that stuff anyway (as you know 
) my friend said that the bible stated, "No man shalt know" or some other thing.
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#4 2011-05-20 17:37:08
Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
Kileymeister wrote:
Naw, only people accepted into heaven die tomorrow in the rapture. Then we get to spend a lovely drawn out torture-filled death on Earth for five months.
I'll bet you five bucks Harold Camping is going to disappear with a lot of money he got from religious donations tomorrow.
^This.
I told my friends, "Wouldn't it freak people out if Harold Camping went and hid somewhere and everyone thought he was the only one raptured?"
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#6 2011-05-20 17:44:49
- agscratcher
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
JJROCKER wrote:
ITS DOOMSDAY! Wait... I mean Tuesday! WAIT I FORGOT! TODAYS FRIDAY! ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOT TO GET UP ON FRIDAY!
*headdesk*
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#9 2011-05-20 17:52:24
- bananaman114
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
Eeh, Mondays are worse.
Anyway, I think that there's as much a chance of the world ending right now as there is it ending tomorrow.
the sun still shines
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#12 2011-05-20 18:00:34
Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
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YEE. DEATH. You know, it's probably not going to happen. I don't believe any of that stuff anyway (as you know
EXACTLY
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#14 2011-05-20 18:08:22
- Kileymeister
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
JJROCKER wrote:
What is doomsday?
Harold Camping, a Bible literalist, found some expressions and drivel in the Bible and took them to literal meaning, using them to predict the end of the world on May 21, 2011. He actually has quite a following. He thinks 2% of the population, Christian Creationists, will go to heaven, while we remain behind for five months and die from a combination of zombies, flooding, and fire.
He's predicted it before in 1994, but he says this time "he has new mathematical methods of reading the Bible and is sure this time."
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#16 2011-05-20 18:13:10
- bananaman114
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
Kileymeister wrote:
"and is sure this time."
Isn't that what Nostrudamus said?
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#17 2011-05-20 18:15:38
Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
Doomsday calendar:
-Spitting Sunday
-Miserable Monday
-Terrible Tuesday
-Wicked Wednesday
-Thrown Thursday
-Fierce Friday
-Sour Saturday
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#18 2011-05-20 18:16:02
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
JJROCKER wrote:
What is doomsday?
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#19 2011-05-20 18:16:07
- Kileymeister
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
bananaman114 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
"and is sure this time."
Isn't that what Nostrudamus said?
Probably. All the crackpots are "so sure" that they're right.
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#21 2011-05-20 18:17:06
- bananaman114
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
Kileymeister wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
"and is sure this time."
Isn't that what Nostrudamus said?
Probably. All the crackpots are "so sure" that they're right.
Then comes May 21st...
"I'm right! The world ended! I'll prove it!"
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#22 2011-05-20 18:18:40
Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
bananaman114 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
Isn't that what Nostrudamus said?Probably. All the crackpots are "so sure" that they're right.
Then comes May 21st...
"I'm right! The world ended! I'll prove it!"
If the world ended how would you know because you would be dead?
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#24 2011-05-20 18:20:39
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
recycle49 wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
Probably. All the crackpots are "so sure" that they're right.
Then comes May 21st...
"I'm right! The world ended! I'll prove it!"If the world ended how would you know because you would be dead?
I know.
"I'll prove the world ended" This city was launched by the explosion and sent into space, along with a small chunk of atmosphere!"
"Prove it. Run off the edge."
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#25 2011-05-20 18:20:56
- Kileymeister
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Re: Happy Doomsday Eve!
recycle49 wrote:
bananaman114 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
Probably. All the crackpots are "so sure" that they're right.
Then comes May 21st...
"I'm right! The world ended! I'll prove it!"If the world ended how would you know because you would be dead?
We don't die immediately- people accepted into heaven die immediately, but the rest of us stay for five months, slowly being tortured to death.
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