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ihaveamac · 2011-05-19 19:17:14

Shoot one on the ground, then one above my bed, so I could lie down in my living room and be already sleeping my bedroom!

kimmy123 · 2011-05-19 19:49:28

I would shoot 2 portals at 2 places on a wall, and I would put my arm in one of them and then I would shoot the portal (that my arm is coming out) to a different place to see what happens tongue

echs · 2011-05-19 20:15:19

I'd wait until I was about to die, then strip and create two portals on the floor and ceiling of any three-walled building, then when I was going fast enough, I would shoot a portal at the back wall, fly into the grand canyon, and die.

Kileymeister · 2011-05-19 20:17:53

echs wrote:
I'd wait until I was about to die, then strip and create two portals on the floor and ceiling of any three-walled building, then when I was going fast enough, I would shoot a portal at the back wall, fly into the grand canyon, and die.

Because, you know, jumping is too easy.

higejolly · 2011-05-19 20:22:12

TimeFreeze wrote:
First of all, to those people saying "I would shoot it somewhere random and see where it takes me." Are you daft??? What if you die? I wouldn't jump in, I would just look into the portal next to me and see where it is.

Inspired from another one, I would sneak into a person whom I hate's house, shoot one in the fridge, go home, and shoot the other in my toilet.

Take that!

Mine?

scratcher7_13 · 2011-05-19 20:24:46

Kileymeister wrote:
echs wrote:
I'd wait until I was about to die, then strip and create two portals on the floor and ceiling of any three-walled building, then when I was going fast enough, I would shoot a portal at the back wall, fly into the grand canyon, and die.
Because, you know, jumping is too easy.

Or even walking. Or falling.

technoguyx · 2011-05-19 20:54:42

kimmy123 wrote:
I would shoot 2 portals at 2 places on a wall, and I would put my arm in one of them and then I would shoot the portal (that my arm is coming out) to a different place to see what happens

You'd have to say goodbye to your arm then...

I'd see what the hell happens if someone stares into the barrel. Always wondered that, what happens isn't exactly clear in the game, at least in Portal 1. tongue

agscratcher · 2011-05-19 23:14:31

kimmy123 wrote:
I would shoot 2 portals at 2 places on a wall, and I would put my arm in one of them and then I would shoot the portal (that my arm is coming out) to a different place to see what happens

As a safety precaution in the ASHPD, it pushes objects out of said portal when something happens to the other to prevent portal mutilating. Noob Saibot removed this precaution in his portal technology, otherwise he couldn't gruesomely kill. tongue

guyman55 · 2011-05-19 23:31:19

I would shoot the blue portal at the moon then the oragne portal in the ground. I would shoot blue from my room and orange from the bathroom and go to the blue and take a dump.

adriangl · 2011-05-19 23:59:57

Shoot one on the moon...according to Portal 2, that works big_smile

bbbeb · 2011-05-20 00:21:59

I would shoot one next 2 me and one near Eminem's latent concert.

-iNetMaster- · 2011-05-20 05:28:11

bbbeb wrote:
I would shoot one next 2 me and one near Eminem's latent concert.

YES

3DSfan12345 · 2011-05-20 08:46:55

I would put one in my enemy's toilet, and one on the ceiling above the toilet.

The_Dancing_Donut · 2011-05-20 11:37:20

gbear605 wrote:
Albertt911 wrote:
I would shoot the moon, and with space gear, go to it and grab some cheese, and then go back, extremely quickly, and then eat that cheese! And yes, I do realise the moon isn't made out of cheese! Or is it?!
lol coolio Alex

Hehe everyone knows his name 'cos of me XD

Lol, the moon is made of cheese! :-B

@Alex - Science lesson reference much?

Earthboundjeff · 2011-05-20 13:25:14

If you stared into the barrel...
Please do not put your head near the operational end of the device.

kimmy123 · 2011-05-20 13:27:22

Earthboundjeff wrote:
If you stared into the barrel...
Please do not put your head near the operational end of the device.

What barrel?

pikachu1337 · 2011-05-20 14:04:54

Put a portal on a box and on the floor. Throw the box in. Or: modify it so it has "channels", in other words, separate sets of linked portals that can be shot just by turning a knob. Or just pour water in an infinite loop. And, with my new "channels", I will create a portal room that leads to a bunch of locations that are visited frequently by me. Well, one of those. Or I could make two portals sandwich me between them (interdimentional travel pl0x? x3)

agscratcher · 2011-05-20 16:16:28

bbbeb wrote:
I would shoot one next 2 me and one near Eminem's latent concert.

If you could manage to set the portal there, why bother using it? Just walk the remaining distance.

You *long path* puts portal here *short remainder* concert

-_____________-

A better thing to do is shoot a portal in your house, walk to the concert, enjoy your heart out, then shoot another portal back to your house on the ground, and invite Eminem inside.

If you love Eminem so much, wouldn't that be a better alternative?

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kimmy123 · 2011-05-20 16:22:15

agscratcher wrote:
bbbeb wrote:
I would shoot one next 2 me and one near Eminem's latent concert.
If you could manage to set the portal there, why bother using it? Just walk the remaining distance.

What if it was far away >_>

lilacfuzz101 · 2011-05-20 16:24:14

kimmy123 wrote:
Earthboundjeff wrote:
If you stared into the barrel...
Please do not put your head near the operational end of the device.
What barrel?

the barrel of the portal gun... i think Earthboundjeff means the part where the portals get shot out of (i'm not sure if that's what the barrel is, but what he means i think wink )

What if you could shoot one on your TV and go into a TV show or movie? big_smile

agscratcher · 2011-05-20 16:25:02

kimmy123 wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
bbbeb wrote:
I would shoot one next 2 me and one near Eminem's latent concert.
If you could manage to set the portal there, why bother using it? Just walk the remaining distance.
What if it was far away >_>

But you would have to walk that distance to even SET thee portal.

kimmy123 · 2011-05-20 16:26:19

agscratcher wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
If you could manage to set the portal there, why bother using it? Just walk the remaining distance.
What if it was far away >_>
But you would have to walk that distance to even SET thee portal.

What about driving a car?

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agscratcher · 2011-05-20 16:31:02

kimmy123 wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:

What if it was far away >_>
But you would have to walk that distance to even SET thee portal.
What about driving a car?

Even better idea.

Kileymeister · 2011-05-20 16:42:02

Experiment no. 2:

kimmy123 · 2011-05-20 16:44:37

Kileymeister wrote:
Experiment no. 2:
http://i51.tinypic.com/11izwcw.jpg

That wouldn't happen because the blue portal would still be it's regular size tongue

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