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#51 2011-05-05 20:04:33
- AfraidOfClouds
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-06-03
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Re: joke
geohendan wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
A man walks into a bar.
"Ouch!" he says.I DONT GET IT D:
he walks into a bar?
like a metal bar?
"I like to aggravate salesmen. I walk into the store and they say, 'Can I help you, sir?' I say, 'Yeah, you got anything I want?'
He says, 'Well, how would I know?' I say, 'You started this.'"
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#52 2011-05-05 20:05:51
Re: joke
Musicstar888 wrote:
I don't like telling jokes, but I'll give it a try...
This one is a long one: A foreigner comes into the US, trying to learn english. He goes into a stadium, and theres a home run, and he goes "YES!" then he goes into a place to eat (I don't know how to spell the name) and says, "Forks and Knives" then he goes to a candy shop and says, "goody-goody gumdrops!"
Then a policeman comes to him for questioning of a murder, and he says, "Did you kill this man?"
The foreigner says, "YES!"
"What'd you kill him with?"
"Forks and knives."
You're going to jail."
"Goody-goody gumdrops."
That was my joke. It's not a great one, but it's one someone taught me in like second grade and I still remember it, 3 years later.
, my friend taught me that one, only it was a guy who didn't know how to speak applying for jobs.
Scratching that nasty wart on my back since 2009!
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#53 2011-05-15 17:48:48
- scratcher7_13
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-02-09
- Posts: 1000+
Re: joke
Bad news: A man jumped out of a plane.
Good news: He had a parachute.
Bad news: It didn't work.
Good news: There was a haystack below.
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good news: He missed the pitchfork.
Bad news: He missed the haystack.
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