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#1 2011-05-15 17:27:35

TheGameMaster1231
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Really, Really Bad Jokes

We've all heard bad jokes before, and this is a bad topic to celebrate those bad jokes.

If you're joke is bad enough, it might even be added to the Hall Of Fame, where you can be proud of knowing such a bad joke.

HALL OF FAME:

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So, start posting your bad jokes now!

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#2 2011-05-15 17:32:33

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.


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#3 2011-05-15 17:35:56

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

This is the best joke I have.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away?

|Plenty, just in case you miss him/her.|

Wait, you said bad jokes?

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#4 2011-05-15 17:35:57

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who brought a ladder to a Giants game?


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#5 2011-05-15 17:35:59

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Nock, nock.....whos there? nock nock....nock nock who? Nock, nock.....whos there? nock nock....nock nock who? Nock, nock.....whos there? nock nock....nock nock who? Nock, nock.....whos there? nock nock....nock nock who?...

That ^-^


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#6 2011-05-15 17:37:28

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

A group of 3 men are traveling to a bar. Once they get there, 2 of them walk into the bar, the other goes in the door.


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#7 2011-05-15 17:37:59

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: infinity


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#8 2011-05-15 17:39:39

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

This is a really bad joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

|To get to the other side.|


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#9 2011-05-15 17:40:40

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

I know a horrible one.

What kind of joke is bad? This one.


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#10 2011-05-15 17:41:36

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

scratcher7_13 wrote:

This is a really bad joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

|To get to the other side.|

as was said above your post.  tongue


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#11 2011-05-15 17:41:42

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.

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#12 2011-05-15 17:41:43

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Wanna hear a dirty joke? (No worries, it's not inappropriate Scratch Team.)



A pig fell in the mud.  lol

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#13 2011-05-15 17:44:31

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

ihaveamac wrote:

I know a horrible one.

What kind of joke is bad? This one.

O that so bad...                                                              not lol.

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#14 2011-05-15 17:47:08

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

This has got to be the oldest joke ever:

Two muffins are getting baked in an oven. The first one says: "Dude, it's so hot in here!" The second one replies: "Holy [removed], a talking muffin!"

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#15 2011-05-15 17:49:51

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

TheGameMaster1231 wrote:

This has got to be the oldest joke ever:

Two muffins are getting baked in an oven. The first one says: "Dude, it's so hot in here!" The second one replies: "Holy [removed], a talking muffin!"

Hey, I was just going to post that joke! Have you seen any jokes bad enough for the hall of fame yet?

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#16 2011-05-15 17:52:57

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

two bars walk into a duck. the fourth one is a giraffe.
It's a really, really bad joke.


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#17 2011-05-15 17:54:25

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar, the third man ducks.


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#18 2011-05-15 17:58:25

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

scratcher7_13 wrote:

TheGameMaster1231 wrote:

This has got to be the oldest joke ever:

Two muffins are getting baked in an oven. The first one says: "Dude, it's so hot in here!" The second one replies: "Holy [removed], a talking muffin!"

Hey, I was just going to post that joke! Have you seen any jokes bad enough for the hall of fame yet?

Not yet, because most of them is that bar joke. DX

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#19 2011-05-15 18:02:22

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich"

courtesy of tristan

not really a joke though

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#20 2011-05-15 18:06:33

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PARK???
TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : O O O
Whoa, so incredibly funny!!!! T_T no

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#21 2011-05-15 18:08:31

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Re: Really, Really Bad Jokes

Wickimen wrote:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PARK???
TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : O O O
Whoa, so incredibly funny!!!! T_T no

Why'd the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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