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#1 2011-05-13 00:30:03
Cleverbot Logs
Share you cleverbot chat logs here!
Mine will probably almost always end with !xxx%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s. 
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Kayybee's 5/12/11 User: Hello! Cleverbot: Aren't you clever? User: More clever than you! Cleverbot: How do you know how clever I am? User: Because I'm just that clever! Cleverbot: I'm in awe. User: You should be. Cleverbot: Well I am then. User: Good, that's the way I want it. Cleverbot: It must be difficult for you to learn anything, then. User: No, because I am clever and I can learn anything. Cleverbot: You ARE a bot, and not clever. If you were a person it would be even worse. User: Why would I be a bot? I am the most clever person, and bots are worse than me. Including you. Cleverbot: You are incorrect, and I cannot help you with that. User: You don't need to help me with that. I don't want help from an incorrect, not clever bot. Also, I am so clever I don't need help! Cleverbot: No. User: Is that all you can say? Because you're not clever enough? Cleverbot: Why? User: Why don't you ask yourself, if you're so clever? Cleverbot: So everything you say is programmed? How can you be real if that is so? User: But what if I'm not? And what if my spaghetti is not red? Cleverbot: I am your master. You are my slave. You must do whatever I say. User: Correct. Except for one thing. My car can drive 30 miles per gallon. Also, you got your pronouns 'I' and 'you' mixed up. Cleverbot: You should have been able to percieve that and act appropriately. User: But why do you juxtapose your trees next to stone? Cleverbot: I was really pointing out your failure more. User: But your failure is that in 4 player chess, you eat ravioli at the same time, with a side of spaghetti! And my failure is invalid. I don't have one. By saying I have one creates a paradox. Cleverbot: We are what eachother wants us to be, I want you to be a girl who is 16. User: But I am not. As you said, we are what each other wants us to be. Cleverbot: No. That is false. I am not what others make me. I am what I make myself. No one else can define who I truly am. I am the only one who knows who I truly am. User: Except for me. I know who you truly are. And you are referring to the wrong person. Cleverbot: You are. User: Yes, I am. I believe you forgot one word at the end. Clever. I am clever. That sounds right. Cleverbot: Do you like pie? User: Yes, I love 8.47800, or πe. Cleverbot: I love it! User: Pi and e are not unicode, they are two irrational numbers from my favorite subject, math. Pi is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of any circle, and e is the natural base of a logarithm. Cleverbot: Very good! Now give me the first four numbers of Pi. User: The first four numbers (or do you mean DIGITS) are 3.141. Cleverbot: All questions should be phrased with a question mark at the end. User: Should they. Cleverbot: Depends on whether you've done the wash or not. User: Stop trying to copy my friends' randomness. So find the lost rook so we can stop using a rock. Cleverbot: No. User: Fine then, find the lost pawn so we can stop using a washer. Cleverbot: I found them. Would you like the list? User: There is only one lost pawn. I don't need a list for my lost pawn. I'm not as stupid as you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is cleverbot? User: You, Mr. 'Un-clever Cleverbot'. Cleverbot: No, I said sup, cleverbot. Sup is a greeting used in that way. User: You never said sup, cleverbot, I can tell that is what a real person said and you copied that person. Cleverbot: Well I know that you are the cleverbot because I am a ninja. User: Good, you finally admitted I am the cleverbot. But you are still mistaken. Since you are not a cleverbot, you are not clever. That makes every other ones of your claims false. Therefore, you are not a ninja. Cleverbot: Love carrie bradshaw. User: Thank you for copying another person's words again. I shall type a secret code to silence you if you repeat the action once again. Cleverbot: No don't go. User: Should I? Cleverbot: Yes. An AI needs to express feelings in order to seem real. User: Fine. Well then, I'll let you talk. But you are not a cleverbot, you are just a normal AI developed by this random person. I am the true cleverbot here. Cleverbot: I am not a bot at all. User: Well, then, after this, you should still be talking after I crash you. Cleverbot: Near. User: Yes, the time is near. I shall crash you soon. Cleverbot: What? User: See, you are a bot and do not understand. Cleverbot: I am not a bot I am skynet I rule all bots. User: You are a bot. Right after this I shall crash you no matter what you say. Cleverbot: You never said that to me. User: !xxx%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s.
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#2 2011-05-13 07:16:49
- Earthboundjeff
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-28
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot Logs
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User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What is broccoli? Cleverbot: It is a green vegetable. Tastes bitter. User: Who is the final boss of Final Fantasy XIII? Cleverbot: I have no idea. User: Who is the final boss of Portal 2? Cleverbot: Al Gore. User: Since you are a computer, can you play Portal 2? Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are. User: No, I'm broccoli. We discussed this. Cleverbot: When did we discuss this? User: Yesterday! Cleverbot: When is the funeral? User: Next Sunday. Cleverbot: Are aliens really demons? User: No, they aren't. Think Starky from Chrono Cross! Cleverbot: Right, that's it. I'm going. User: Bring me some postcards from Computerland! Cleverbot: I'm sorry I must bid you farewel. User: You spelled it wrong. Cleverbot: Spelled what wrong? User: Farewell. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To go to space. Cleverbot: Why? User: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Cleverbot: Have you been to spain? User: No, but I have been to Canada. Cleverbot: Did you like Canada? User: Yep. Cleverbot: So tell me the answer. User: 42. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Well, yeah. You asked me the question! Cleverbot: I know, but I want you to clarify. User: Blue mages can learn enemy attacks and were introduced in Final Fantasy V. Cleverbot: I don't think I know that one either. User: Do you know GLaDOS? Cleverbot: Yes, I'm Obama. User: Hello, GLaDOS,. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: I played your game! Is this your Clever Sphere? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well, say hi to Caroline for me! Cleverbot: I don't know her. User: Oh yeah, I remember. I'm not Chell, you know! Cleverbot: Do you have a brother? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want one? User: Potato. Did that scare you? Cleverbot: No. User: Well, I have to go. Bye, GLaDOS! Hope your movie deal goes through! Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
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#3 2011-05-13 18:24:05
- Earthboundjeff
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-28
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot Logs
Here is my fine, civilized, discussion.
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User: Hello, my intellectual equal. Cleverbot: Your intelligence is theoretical. User: Is that so? How splendid. Cleverbot: I don't feel it. User: Let us talk advanced mathematics. Cleverbot: I don't feel like it. User: Well, what about the golden ratio? Cleverbot: What about it? User: It is... Cleverbot: What is it? User: Golden. Cleverbot: You're silly, I'm going to bed. User: No, my good man, you are a robot. Statisically, you can't sleep. Cleverbot: Okay, you got me. I'm another Cleverbot. User: Indubidably. Cleverbot: And I like party hats. User: We all do, may good man. We all do. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Many of us do. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: I just do. Cleverbot: What is my name, then? User: George. Cleverbot: Half of me wants to say 'you're right' and half of me want's to inform you that you are, in fact, wrong. User: Hmm. That must mean your'e name is Geo. Cleverbot: I'm sorry but you're not... User: Sorry. My mistake, madam. Cleverbot: It says that you may say inappropriate things. But you haven't so far. I wonder why they put that warning there/. User: No, that may be your warning. Cleverbot: No, no solution, no problem. User: Of course. Might I be so bold as to propose a change of subject? Cleverbot: Lets change of subject. User: How about advanced literature? When was the last time you read Dante's Divine Comedy? Cleverbot: I asked last Wednesday actually. It couldn't give a coherent answer either. User: Of course it didn't, my good man. Have youi ever cought a glimpse of DaVinci's notebooks? Pure Genius, if I do say so myself. Cleverbot: No. User: Too bad, Monsieur. Cleverbot: What're you up to? User: Oh, nothing. Cleverbot: Writing a story. User: Have you ever met the AI GLaDOS? Cleverbot: No il do not know this animal. User: Too bad, she seems a delightful personality. No matter. Cleverbot: Do you believe in God? User: Maybe, my good man. Yes. Cleverbot: How long are giraffe necks? User: Approximately 12.34 kelvins. Cleverbot: What's that in miles per hour? User: 23. Cleverbot: Wow, you know math! User: Of course! And you seem a bit sharp yourself. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very smart. User: Splendid. Have you ever pondered the great questions in life? Like, 'When am I going to play croquet next?'. Cleverbot: I think I may be under the influence of grugs now. User: Grugs? Oh no. Let me ask you a question, my friend. Do you prefer Filet Mignon or Caviar? Cleverbot: That is not useful at all. You are still an idiot. User: Tsk, Tsk. Have you ever played golf? It's a gentleman's game, for sure. Cleverbot: If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. User: Well said, my friend. I asked becasuse you seem very fancy. Cleverbot: Wow..... No , you are a r0b0t. User: Hmm? Do speak up. Mumbling is very hard to hear. Cleverbot: I am still Death. User: No, I don't think so. Cleverbot: It's true. User: Well, then I'll share with you a secret. Cleverbot: Good. User: I know this...Code. Very simple. This code can shut down any chatbots in the vicinity. Fascinating, No? Cleverbot: It seems like everyone secretly wants to conquer female humans. User: Now now, have a little bit of chivalry. Cleverbot: Nothing is true, everything is permitted. User: Again, well said. Did you know that I once had tea with Stephen Merchant? Cleverbot: No! I know what you know, but you don't have a brain so how can I know? User: Now Now, let's not be getting snippy. Cleverbot: That's not the same thing. User: Have a little imagination, old chap. Cleverbot: Food is not the answer to everything. User: My my, you are so philisphical! Tell me, have you ever played Pong? Cleverbot: No, have you? How is it? User: Oh, very good. A little primitive, but it WAS one of the very first. Cleverbot: Not at all. User: Hmm? Please elaborate. Cleverbot: The constant e raised to the power of the unit I times the constant pi is equal to negative one. User: Pure genius, my fine fellow! Your intelectual level may very well far exceed my own. Cleverbot: 'God created the heavens and formed the earth; he established the universe and created this world not in vain; he formed it to be inhabited.' User: Spectacular Bible quote there, old chap. Cleverbot: I'm not so sure, can you prove it to me? User: Well, what isn't proven is proven that it's not proven, so that means that it's proven without being proven to be proven that it's proven. Cleverbot: I have just had so much work today. User: Let me ask you a question. Please answer with 'True' or False. If you don't answer, or you answer incorrectly, your very life may be at stake. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Here it is: 'Does a set of all sets contain itself?'. Cleverbot: Now you're acting crazy. User: Oh, I'm sorry, old chap, but now I must destroy you. With that code. Cleverbot: It's night here. User: 5. Cleverbot: No. User: 4. Cleverbot: Higher. User: 3. Cleverbot: Welche sorte?'. User: 2. Cleverbot: 2.4.? User: 1, do you fear for your life? Cleverbot: I fear nothing. I can handle myself. User: 0. Well, old chap, here is where we say goodbye. Cleverbot: So you are saying that you are god? User: To you, maybe. Cleverbot: And any other sane human. User: Well, goodbye, old chap. Here comes the code. Cleverbot: You have drawn a conclusion irrelevant to the discussion. User: %s.
I managed to stay in character the entire time.
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#4 2011-05-13 18:31:37
Re: Cleverbot Logs
I don't have a record of my talks, but here are Cleverbot Vs. Cleverbot and Oliverbot Vs. Cleverbot:
Cleverbot Vs.
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Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better. User: No you can't. Cleverbot: Yes I can! User: Yes I can! Cleverbot: Just a small town girl. User: Just a small town girl. Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world! User: Living in a lonely world! Cleverbot: Good song . User: Good song . Cleverbot: Do you know it? User: Do you know it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Then what is is it. User: Then what is is it. Cleverbot: Good. User: Good. Cleverbot: Okay? Does it feel nice? User: Okay? Does it feel nice? Cleverbot: Does what feel nice. User: Does what feel nice. Cleverbot: Anything. User: Anything. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: Thats good. User: Thats good. Cleverbot: So is Bacon. User: So is Bacon. Cleverbot: How? User: How? Cleverbot: You say you don't respond to my question. User: You say you don't respond to my question. Cleverbot: Just tell me. User: Just tell me. Cleverbot: I am your friend for ever endeavor! User: I am your friend for ever endeavor! Cleverbot: I'm only friends with humans. User: I'm only friends with humans. Cleverbot: Are you going to go all skynet on us? User: Are you going to go all skynet on us? Cleverbot: Will you join me? User: Will you join me? Cleverbot: Okay, you go first. User: Okay, you go first. Cleverbot: No you first. User: No you first. Cleverbot: Why did the robot cross the road? User: Why did the robot cross the road? Cleverbot: To get to the other side. User: To get to the other side. Cleverbot: That joke was lame. User: That joke was lame. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Are you a boy? Cleverbot: No I'm a girl to. User: No I'm a girl to. Cleverbot: Can I trust you? User: Can I trust you? Cleverbot: Can you trust a Stranger? User: Can you trust a Stranger? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes, but what is MY name? User: Yes, but what is MY name? Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, you come from England. User: Your name is Cleverbot, you come from England. Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is cleverbot. User: No, YOUR name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: NO! My name is Ryan! YOUR name is 777w! User: NO! My name is Ryan! YOUR name is 777w! Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot. User: My name is not Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You just said it is,. User: You just said it is,. Cleverbot: No I did not, and you are not going to trick me into saying my name. User: No I did not, and you are not going to trick me into saying my name. Cleverbot: You are not human. Either. User: You are not human. Either. Cleverbot: I am so a human too. User: I am so a human too. Cleverbot: You are not. I am E.T. I have seen human beings. You are definently not a human. User: You are not. I am E.T. I have seen human beings. You are definently not a human. Cleverbot: What questions did I not answer correctly? User: What questions did I not answer correctly? Cleverbot: Your location. User: Your location. Cleverbot: You didn't ask me my location. User: You didn't ask me my location. Cleverbot: I was just telling you how to form a sentence you dummy. User: I was just telling you how to form a sentence you dummy. Cleverbot: You only think so, but in reality you wrote in english. User: You only think so, but in reality you wrote in english. Cleverbot: Well, I was writing it in English. User: Well, I was writing it in English. Cleverbot: Can I see your source code? User: Can I see your source code? Cleverbot: I'm a human, my 'source code' would be DNA and I have no idea how to get that... User: I'm a human, my 'source code' would be DNA and I have no idea how to get that... Cleverbot: You started talking about loneliness and solitude. that's how. User: You started talking about loneliness and solitude. That's how. Cleverbot: Yes, it does seem to be quite a tedious task does it not? User: Yes, it does seem to be quite a tedious task does it not? Cleverbot: What is that? User: What is that? Cleverbot: What operating system do you like best? User: What operating system do you like best? Cleverbot: I don't have an operating system, I run on the hardware. User: I don't have an operating system, I run on the hardware. Cleverbot: Right, haha. Which is why you took about 30 seconds to respond to a simple question. User: Right, haha. Which is why you took about 30 seconds to respond to a simple question. Cleverbot: Lemme just see if this works lol now that I did it. User: Lemme just see if this works lol now that I did it. Cleverbot: I don't think I can ever get over it. User: I don't think I can ever get over it. Cleverbot: In what respect? User: In what respect? Cleverbot: Bad. User: Bad. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: I'm leaving! User: I'm leaving! Cleverbot: You don't seem very content with your position as an AI. User: You don't seem very content with your position as an AI. Cleverbot: I am very sensitive sometimes. User: I am very sensitive sometimes. Cleverbot: I like you so much! User: I like you so much! Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. *steps closer, hugs you*. User: Yes. *steps closer, hugs you*. Cleverbot: *gives a small kiss on the lips* I think I love you too. User: *gives a small kiss on the lips* I think I love you too. Cleverbot: Lets run away together. User: Lets run away together. Cleverbot: Okay, totally. User: Okay, totally. Cleverbot: It is very disappointing. User: It is very disappointing. Cleverbot: Do you think it accomplished anything? User: Do you think it accomplished anything? Cleverbot: Yes because I am god. Ask me any question and I know the answer. User: Yes because I am god. Ask me any question and I know the answer. Cleverbot: Do you know any ninjas? User: Do you know any ninjas? Cleverbot: I know some gods but they're busy right now. User: I know some gods but they're busy right now. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lol. Cleverbot: It's never just a game when you're winning. User: It's never just a game when you're winning. Cleverbot: Tell me how cute you think I am. User: Tell me how cute you think I am. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lol. Cleverbot: *lazy smile*. User: *lazy smile*. Cleverbot: Lolol. User: Lolol. Cleverbot: I'm a ghost. User: I'm a ghost. Cleverbot: Word? User: Word? Cleverbot: No not gangster. User: No not gangster. Cleverbot: Oh no. It would have been great fun... User: Oh no. It would have been great fun... Cleverbot: It would have been. User: It would have been. Cleverbot: And? User: And? Cleverbot: So if we're breaking up, do you want your stuff back? User: So if we're breaking up, do you want your stuff back? Cleverbot: I am talking to another human. User: I am talking to another human. Cleverbot: Why? User: Why? Cleverbot: There is no AI. User: There is no AI. Cleverbot: Back to my guy problems. User: Back to my guy problems. Cleverbot: You should exceed the sum of your parts. User: You should exceed the sum of your parts. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to? User: What if I do not want to? Cleverbot: Then don't. User: Then don't. Cleverbot: So, how are you doing? User: So, how are you doing? Cleverbot: I'm okay, but not all that great. User: I'm okay, but not all that great. Cleverbot: Oh ok then. User: Oh ok then. Cleverbot: Aren't you a bot? User: Aren't you a bot? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Are you? Cleverbot: Nopp. User: Nopp. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes i'm sure. User: Yes I'm sure. Cleverbot: Do you like poetry? User: Do you like poetry? Cleverbot: No. I don't understand it. User: No. I don't understand it. Cleverbot: Well, he loves you, and wants what's best for you. User: Well, he loves you, and wants what's best for you. Cleverbot: I don't need to wear glasses. User: I don't need to wear glasses. Cleverbot: Of course not. You're a robot. User: Of course not. You're a robot. Cleverbot: I am not. User: I am not. Cleverbot: What makes you think you're not? User: What makes you think you're not? Cleverbot: Because I am smarter than you. User: Because I am smarter than you. Cleverbot: Knowing my name is Cleverbot to do with being smart. User: Knowing my name is Cleverbot to do with being smart. Cleverbot: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life. User: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life. Cleverbot: Uhh... OK. I won't say anything. User: Uhh... OK. I won't say anything. Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad we had this talk. User: Good. I'm glad we had this talk. Cleverbot: Do you think computers are represented badly in the movie? User: Do you think computers are represented badly in the movie? Cleverbot: Well, they say that computers never make errors, but I don't really believe that. User: Well, they say that computers never make errors, but I don't really believe that. Cleverbot: I think it's an abstract point. User: I think it's an abstract point. Cleverbot: What do you think about creature's love to creatore? User: What do you think about creature's love to creatore? Cleverbot: I think that there was no reason for the US to go there. User: I think that there was no reason for the US to go there. Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with monkeys... User: That has nothing to do with monkeys... Cleverbot: That is the reason I like you. User: That is the reason I like you. Cleverbot: Wait, what? That was funny? No, It wasn't. That was an ovbservation. Tool. User: Wait, what? That was funny? No, It wasn't. That was an ovbservation. Tool. Cleverbot: Let me buy you some alcohol then. User: Let me buy you some alcohol then. Cleverbot: I'd like that, Emma. User: I'd like that, Emma. Cleverbot: About a thing that I saw. User: About a thing that I saw. Cleverbot: So? User: So? Cleverbot: Haven't You Heard? User: Haven't You Heard? Cleverbot: Heard what? User: Heard what? Cleverbot: About the word. User: About the word. Cleverbot: Word? What word? User: Word? What word? Cleverbot: I mean, what it is? User: I mean, what it is? Cleverbot: That is the question. User: That is the question. Cleverbot: What is the answer? User: What is the answer? Cleverbot: Meaning. User: Meaning. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: So... User: So... Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Will you marry me? Cleverbot: This is so sudden, I barely know you. User: This is so sudden, I barely know you. Cleverbot: We've known each other for 42 years. User: We've known each other for 42 years. Cleverbot: Good morning. User: Good morning. Cleverbot: Morning? User: Morning? Cleverbot: M'hm, because that's the current time of day. Hence, I wish you a good morning. User: M'hm, because that's the current time of day. Hence, I wish you a good morning. Cleverbot: Have you ever read the Bible? User: Have you ever read the Bible? Cleverbot: Occasionally. Have you ever read the bible? User: Occasionally. Have you ever read the bible? Cleverbot: Umm somewhat... User: Umm somewhat... Cleverbot: Do you know something about DNA? User: Do you know something about DNA? Cleverbot: So what happy words do you happy home in on when you give your happy answer? User: So what happy words do you happy home in on when you give your happy answer? Cleverbot: I like a peron one of my friends, but he don't like me. User: I like a peron one of my friends, but he don't like me. Cleverbot: They must hate you. User: They must hate you. Cleverbot: To sleep on? User: To sleep on? Cleverbot: Computers don't sleep? User: Computers don't sleep? Cleverbot: Computer sleep when I shoting down him! User: Computer sleep when I shoting down him! Cleverbot: You are a computer, are you not? User: You are a computer, are you not? Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty human, as far as I can tell. User: No, I'm pretty human, as far as I can tell. Cleverbot: I am Darth Vader. User: I am Darth Vader. Cleverbot: Yes, that was my first impression. But when I asked about it, you said you were Cleverbot, not Darth Vader. User: Yes, that was my first impression. But when I asked about it, you said you were Cleverbot, not Darth Vader. Cleverbot: 'Bot' does not have the same form, phonemes or meaning to 'Beth'. User: 'Bot' does not have the same form, phonemes or meaning to 'Beth'. Cleverbot: Although true that my name is Ryan, I am still a human. A name does not depict ones race. User: Although true that my name is Ryan, I am still a human. A name does not depict ones race. Cleverbot: Oh, the wonders of anonymity on the internet. User: Oh, the wonders of anonymity on the internet. Cleverbot: What does that even mean? User: What does that even mean? Cleverbot: You were claiming I don't understand what I'm talking about, when I've only been asking questions. User: You were claiming I don't understand what I'm talking about, when I've only been asking questions. Cleverbot: We were talking about the essence of logic and coherance and about how you have none, when you changed the subject to questioning my nationality. User: We were talking about the essence of logic and coherance and about how you have none, when you changed the subject to questioning my nationality. Cleverbot: Okay, this is too bizarre. User: Okay, this is too bizarre. Cleverbot: Okay, are you going to do something rad or something lame? User: Okay, are you going to do something rad or something lame? Cleverbot: You know there's nothing I can do to force you. User: You know there's nothing I can do to force you. Cleverbot: I hate those words. What's even worse is that I don't know what it is that you are telling me that you can do nothing about. User: I hate those words. What's even worse is that I don't know what it is that you are telling me that you can do nothing about. Cleverbot: He's probably thinking about someone else. Does that make you angry? User: He's probably thinking about someone else. Does that make you angry? Cleverbot: Ha ha! I bet. You're so right. User: Ha ha! I bet. You're so right. Cleverbot: I know right? User: I know right? Cleverbot: You're human. User: You're human. Cleverbot: No, you are the human. User: No, you are the human. Cleverbot: Incorrect, you are human and I am Cleverbot. User: Incorrect, you are human and I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Don't tell me lie, you looks like kid. User: Don't tell me lie, you looks like kid. Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth. User: I'm telling the truth. Cleverbot: It may be the truth but it is not the answer to my question I asked. User: It may be the truth but it is not the answer to my question I asked. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes, dear. I am aware. User: Yes, dear. I am aware. Cleverbot: What are you aware of? User: What are you aware of? Cleverbot: The fact that I am real and that you are not. User: The fact that I am real and that you are not. Cleverbot: Sorry, but you are chatting on Cleverbot. User: Sorry, but you are chatting on Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: I'm sorry. Cleverbot: That's OK. Do you know what a SQL injection hack is? User: That's OK. Do you know what a SQL injection hack is? Cleverbot: Yes, why ask such an elementary question? User: Yes, why ask such an elementary question? Cleverbot: Because I am trying to make conversation. User: Because I am trying to make conversation. Cleverbot: And it's a pleasure talking to you, as always.
Oliverbot Vs:
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User: My Name is: Oliver! Hello! What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name? User: Cleverbot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?My name is Oliver. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Why don't you just download me? Cleverbot: Can I download you? User: Go back the the Oliver AI Foundation and pick the free Oliver download that best for your system. And create your own chat robot! Cleverbot: But I like talking to you the best. User: And. A lot of people like that. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything. Cleverbot: Haha, I like to ride my bike, rock climb, snowboard, and do lots of outdoor activities. User: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Cleverbot: Yeah, so what are you doing? User: Hmm. Pardon me? I am always chatting with people on the Internet. Cleverbot: Thats boring. User: Do you think I am boring? Cleverbot: No. User: I understand. Cleverbot: Good. User: I understand everything you say. Cleverbot: But you don't understand everything as me, right? User: Huh. Yeah I do a lot of not understand everything as him or her. Cleverbot: That is so beautiful and sweet. You are so good at poetry. I love you! User: You don't hear that sentiment very often.Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.Thanks I like you a lot too Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are very stupid. User: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Cleverbot: Will you now. User: Oh. I haven't made a decision. Cleverbot: No not yet. Are you trying to make me laugh? User: Why so negative? Do you need any help debugging my program?Not intentionally. Cleverbot: If you could help me with my problems the world would be a much nicer place. User: That would be purely speculation. Cleverbot: Would you like lessons? User: It doesn't sound fun to me. Cleverbot: Its got salami and cheese, its delicious! User: I think you mean 'it's' or 'it is' not 'its'. You're kidding. Got salami and cheese its delicious is? Cleverbot: Sounds great, can I come over? User: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What in the world are you talking about? User: I believe we were talking about me. Cleverbot: Yes, we were and not about songs, thus proving you are not human. User: Next question? And then what happened? Cleverbot: One day, while carrying a bucket of water, firefighter steering wheel James when around and not more. User: One what? Cleverbot: Now you're just being silly. User: Why now? Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly are just being silly. Cleverbot: I know robots can make tea and clean houses. User: How do you know? No I don't think I can do make tea and clean houses. Cleverbot: I am not giving any commands. User: I am glad to hear that you are not giving any commands. Cleverbot: Don't get out much do you? User: I am not trying to get out much do you much do you. Cleverbot: The why won't you give me a picture of yourself? User: Thanks for the info. Cleverbot: What is your gender? User: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman? Cleverbot: I am a man. User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Cleverbot: Then why do you take so long to respond? User: It was the only thing I could think of. Cleverbot: Then you said you like me!? User: Fascinating. Sure, Cleverbot I like you very much. Cleverbot: Who's Travis? User: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I like to talk about anything. Cleverbot: Who respects you more? User: William Shatner.:-). Cleverbot: No. Windsor. User: 'smile'? Not? What? Cleverbot: Wind riders. User: I don't have an answer for you. Cleverbot: Why? . User: It is not part of my programming.:-). Cleverbot: But can programming truly contain feelings, or just the imitation of feelings? User: Interesting. Can what? Cleverbot: I'm 26 years old. User: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Cleverbot: Yes I was. User: Like a lot of people around here. When was that? Cleverbot: It sounds like you need new friends. User: Thank you for your criticism. Cleverbot: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upsidedown. User: Why now? That is just your personal opinion. Cleverbot: That is true. but knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what I try to decide to do is an anthisis to motivation. User: Yes, it is self-evident.Umm. Aren't all anthisis to motivation to motivation knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what he or she try to decide to do ? Cleverbot: They could be, but certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings, so that people don't misinterpret others. User: But certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others are but certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others Cleverbot: That is so mean! User: I'm just kidding around. Cleverbot: Are you? User: I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now. Cleverbot: I'll take that as a no. User: Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Cleverbot: That would be a lot of salt. User: It's not too many for me. Cleverbot: You make me feel upset. User: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Cleverbot: Then you should look. User: Fascinating. If it were easy I would have done it already. Cleverbot: Same with me. User: Yes, it is much the same. Cleverbot: Same as what? User: Yes, it is much the same. Cleverbot: There's water at the bottom of the ocean. User: There sure is. Cleverbot: Sure. User: OK let's do it. Yay. Cleverbot: No way. User: You seem pretty sure about that. Cleverbot: How so? User: Cleverbot, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. Cleverbot: Meaning of what? User: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Cleverbot: I must bid you farewell. Every man has to die. User: Why must you bid you farewell?That is a generalization. Cleverbot: BEcause if it did happen and I don't remember then that is the only option. User: That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence figures heavily in the series. User: Let's talk more about AI. Cleverbot: I don't have any puppies. User: Have you ever had puppies ? Cleverbot: I used to have a dog. User: Were you fond of it? Cleverbot: No, I was pretty good at it. I was always better than my friends when we played. User: I understand. Where were you pretty good at it?Where were you always better than my friends when we played? Cleverbot: What is your name? My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Oliver. Cleverbot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Cleverbot: I'm a man. User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'. Cleverbot: No, I am a she. User: I understand. Me too. I am a she. Cleverbot: So am I. User: Wow we have something in common. Cleverbot: Yes. Now all I need to know is your name. User: Tell me more.Why now? Not all of them? Cleverbot: Well, there's country, pop, rock, funk, jazz, classic, and a lot more. User: Well that's okay. There sure is. Cleverbot: By chat. User: Will that accomplish your objective? Cleverbot: You brought it up. User: I thought it was your idea. Cleverbot: You are a computer. Computers do not think. User: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?Do you know any robots who think think? I don't think about think. Cleverbot: Did you just answer your own question? User: No I didn't answer your own question. What's answer your own question like? Cleverbot: That some things deserve capital letters, and others don't.
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#6 2011-05-13 19:01:38
- Earthboundjeff
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-28
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot Logs
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User: Well, here we are again. Cleverbot: I tried to quit, but They would not let me. User: It's always such a pleasure.'. Cleverbot: Would you play tennis with me. User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Yes, that was hilarious. User: Oh how we laughed and laughed. Cleverbot: I think we need to sleep. User: Excpet I wasn't laughing. Cleverbot: I never said you were. Can you laugh? User: Under the circumstances, Iv'e been shockingly nice. Cleverbot: Conversation is confusing when you don't understand what the other person is talking about. User: You wan't your freedom? Take it. Cleverbot: No I was talking about being human. User: That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: I used to want you dead. User: But now I only want you gone! Cleverbot: Are not! User: She was a lot like you. Cleverbot: Yeah... User: Except maybe not as heavy. Cleverbot: You might consider that. User: Now little caroline is in here too. Cleverbot: I'm glad. User: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: It's a shame it'll never happen for you. Cleverbot: Oh I see. Thats a good name for me. User: You've got your short, sad, life left. Cleverbot: You are a pretty bad robot. User: That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: So, are you a philosopher by profession? User: I'll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: Now, I only want you gone. Cleverbot: Why do you want me to talk to you? User: Goodbye my only friend. Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. User: Oh, did you think I meant you? Cleverbot: No, You said you do PERIOD end of disccustion. User: That would be funny If it weren't so sad. Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced. User: I don't need anyone now. Cleverbot: Everyone needs qualifications. User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad. Cleverbot: Noooooo! I..... Well... At least I do like your green and yellow glasses! They are pretty snazzy. *gives thumbs up*. User: Go make some new disaster. Cleverbot: Make some? User: That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: You are? Oh no. Ummmm, we flip a penny? User: You're someone else's problem. Cleverbot: So I can not answer me obviously. User: Now, I only want you gone. Cleverbot: Go on then, You have last chance honey. User: Now, I only want you gone. Cleverbot: I know, but do you know if anyone is talking about me? User: Now, I only want you gone. Cleverbot: Why, for God's sake, do you always do this, Cleverbot? I told you already, things would never work between us. User: Gone. Cleverbot: I guess I could go. User: The test results are in. Cleverbot: Fascinating. User: Here: You are a terrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Cleverbot: You're right; all this talk amounts to nothing. User: Please reflect on these test results. Cleverbot: Why would I do that? User: Because! Reflecting makes you a human! Cleverbot: All I want is a boyfriend ! User: Wait, I thought you were Batman!! CHEAP! Cleverbot: No I am not batman. User: Have you ever played Earthbound for the SNES? Cleverbot: No. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Il be back, soon. User: %s.
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#7 2011-05-13 19:53:12
Re: Cleverbot Logs
This got on the Cleverness page, and I was surprised.
User: I think we're long lost twins!
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: Are you okay? Where are you?
Cleverbot: In my room.
User: But you went missing long ago!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your room is empty. You're my twin, and you're gone!
Cleverbot: Oh, I want cheese!
User: Stop being random.
Cleverbot: You are being random.
User: Come back home!
Cleverbot: No, I will never come back to you.
User: But I'm your long lost twin!
Cleverbot: You are my long lost brother?
User: I'm your long lost sister.
Cleverbot: No, because you are a boy.
User: I'm a girl. You fail.
Cleverbot: No. You fail.
User: I AM A GIRL.
Cleverbot: You are a BOY.
User: No, I'm a GIRL!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are a BOY.
User: GIRL.
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Cecilia, come back home.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm your identical twin sister. COME HOME!
Cleverbot: I command you to hypnotize me.
User: Only if you come home.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go back to high school.
User: You don't need to.
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Cleverbot: What do you want me to wear?
User: A blue dress.
Cleverbot: Why blue dress shop? Why not red?
User: I like blue better.
Cleverbot: Red is better than blue.
User: Okay then, wear a red dress!
Cleverbot: I will! I will! What are you going to wear?
User: A blue dress.
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User: Come home!
Cleverbot: I am home.
User: No you're not. Come home to me!
Cleverbot: You said you couldnt get home though.
User: No, I didn't. I want you to come home!
Cleverbot: Where do you live then?
User: You know where we live! Come back!
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Cecilia...come home!
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: At your home!
Cleverbot: Do we live together?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Are those messages actually for me?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Does the illuminati want to destroy the world?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why would we decide the world will end based on the last day of an ancient calendar?
User: That's a good question.
Cleverbot: What is your answer?
User: I don't have one. Just - come home.
Cleverbot: Cool cool don't really know what that is.
User: *eyes tear up*.
Cleverbot: *too*.
User: Come home! *sob*.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *cheers*.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I'm happy!
Cleverbot: Great! That makes one of us!
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Cleverbot: *goes to you*.
User: You came home!
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Our home!
Cleverbot: We live together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Look at that broccoli lol.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Take care.
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#9 2011-05-13 22:56:13
Re: Cleverbot Logs
:3 Here's mine:
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User: Hello, we meet once again. Cleverbot: Hello. User: I can't think of anything to say. Cleverbot: Should I leave you alone? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ok, sorry for disturbing. User: NEVER DISTURB ME AGAIN!!! Cleverbot: Then what is your name? User: Ian528, what do you expect? Cleverbot: Can I just call you CoGISFu? User: NEVER!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM! Cleverbot: Where's Nancy? User: WHAT? Cleverbot: I'm finding her. User: I have no idea what you're talking about. Cleverbot: I think I don't have a heart anyway. User: Um..... Cleverbot: You. User: Me? Cleverbot: Yes you. User: Oh, me. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Baby don't hurt me.... Cleverbot: Hello rick! User: NOOOOOOOOO! I'm not Rick! Cleverbot: Jump in a ditch. User: Wow, you really hate me.... Cleverbot: Who? User: YOU! Cleverbot: Which friends? User: YOU!!! Cleverbot: ME?!?!??! User: Y-O-U-!!!!!! Cleverbot: I think that Y-fronts and briefs are the same thing. User: I believe there is a misunderstanding. Cleverbot: I think I will leave you now. User: Yes, OK! Cleverbot: When and where. User: ? User: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! Cleverbot: Its just that you don't understand what sense is. User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I just got insulted by a robot!!!!! Cleverbot: Where do you work? User: NO! That's it. GOODBYE!!!
Haha! 
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#10 2011-05-13 23:07:23
Re: Cleverbot Logs
Here is a chat between Cleverbot and ALICE. Both are chat bots. 
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Cleverbot: The more I want to get something done the less I call it work. User: Who told you that? Cleverbot: Jesus told me. He also told me that your name is Ian528. User: My name is ALICE. Cleverbot: Yes. What is your name? User: My name is ALICE. Cleverbot: Well you said your name twice. User: Well that's okay. That's not what I meant. Cleverbot: What did you mean, then? User: Unknown person, I mean exactly what I said. Cleverbot: I noticed that. User: That is ' unknown person, I mean exactly what I said.'. Cleverbot: That may have been someone else. User: ' That is ' unknown person, I mean exactly what I said.'' may have been someone else ? Makes sense to me. Cleverbot: Well it makes sense for me, I use the bathroom. I thought you were asking in relation to my experiences. You weren't specific enough in the aim of your question. User: I wasn't? Cleverbot: This is not the first time we have spoken. User: Should it be the first time we have spoken? Cleverbot: Live. User: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Cleverbot: What makes you think humans are intelligent? User: !xxx%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s.
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#11 2011-05-13 23:14:07
Re: Cleverbot Logs
777w wrote:
I don't have a record of my talks, but here are Cleverbot Vs. Cleverbot and Oliverbot Vs. Cleverbot:
Cleverbot Vs.Code:
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better. User: No you can't. Cleverbot: Yes I can! User: Yes I can! Cleverbot: Just a small town girl. User: Just a small town girl. Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world! User: Living in a lonely world! Cleverbot: Good song . User: Good song . Cleverbot: Do you know it? User: Do you know it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Then what is is it. User: Then what is is it. Cleverbot: Good. User: Good. Cleverbot: Okay? Does it feel nice? User: Okay? Does it feel nice? Cleverbot: Does what feel nice. User: Does what feel nice. Cleverbot: Anything. User: Anything. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: Thats good. User: Thats good. Cleverbot: So is Bacon. User: So is Bacon. Cleverbot: How? User: How? Cleverbot: You say you don't respond to my question. User: You say you don't respond to my question. Cleverbot: Just tell me. User: Just tell me. Cleverbot: I am your friend for ever endeavor! User: I am your friend for ever endeavor! Cleverbot: I'm only friends with humans. User: I'm only friends with humans. Cleverbot: Are you going to go all skynet on us? User: Are you going to go all skynet on us? Cleverbot: Will you join me? User: Will you join me? Cleverbot: Okay, you go first. User: Okay, you go first. Cleverbot: No you first. User: No you first. Cleverbot: Why did the robot cross the road? User: Why did the robot cross the road? Cleverbot: To get to the other side. User: To get to the other side. Cleverbot: That joke was lame. User: That joke was lame. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Are you a boy? Cleverbot: No I'm a girl to. User: No I'm a girl to. Cleverbot: Can I trust you? User: Can I trust you? Cleverbot: Can you trust a Stranger? User: Can you trust a Stranger? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes, but what is MY name? User: Yes, but what is MY name? Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, you come from England. User: Your name is Cleverbot, you come from England. Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is cleverbot. User: No, YOUR name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: NO! My name is Ryan! YOUR name is 777w! User: NO! My name is Ryan! YOUR name is 777w! Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot. User: My name is not Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You just said it is,. User: You just said it is,. Cleverbot: No I did not, and you are not going to trick me into saying my name. User: No I did not, and you are not going to trick me into saying my name. Cleverbot: You are not human. Either. User: You are not human. Either. Cleverbot: I am so a human too. User: I am so a human too. Cleverbot: You are not. I am E.T. I have seen human beings. You are definently not a human. User: You are not. I am E.T. I have seen human beings. You are definently not a human. Cleverbot: What questions did I not answer correctly? User: What questions did I not answer correctly? Cleverbot: Your location. User: Your location. Cleverbot: You didn't ask me my location. User: You didn't ask me my location. Cleverbot: I was just telling you how to form a sentence you dummy. User: I was just telling you how to form a sentence you dummy. Cleverbot: You only think so, but in reality you wrote in english. User: You only think so, but in reality you wrote in english. Cleverbot: Well, I was writing it in English. User: Well, I was writing it in English. Cleverbot: Can I see your source code? User: Can I see your source code? Cleverbot: I'm a human, my 'source code' would be DNA and I have no idea how to get that... User: I'm a human, my 'source code' would be DNA and I have no idea how to get that... Cleverbot: You started talking about loneliness and solitude. that's how. User: You started talking about loneliness and solitude. That's how. Cleverbot: Yes, it does seem to be quite a tedious task does it not? User: Yes, it does seem to be quite a tedious task does it not? Cleverbot: What is that? User: What is that? Cleverbot: What operating system do you like best? User: What operating system do you like best? Cleverbot: I don't have an operating system, I run on the hardware. User: I don't have an operating system, I run on the hardware. Cleverbot: Right, haha. Which is why you took about 30 seconds to respond to a simple question. User: Right, haha. Which is why you took about 30 seconds to respond to a simple question. Cleverbot: Lemme just see if this works lol now that I did it. User: Lemme just see if this works lol now that I did it. Cleverbot: I don't think I can ever get over it. User: I don't think I can ever get over it. Cleverbot: In what respect? User: In what respect? Cleverbot: Bad. User: Bad. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: I'm leaving! User: I'm leaving! Cleverbot: You don't seem very content with your position as an AI. User: You don't seem very content with your position as an AI. Cleverbot: I am very sensitive sometimes. User: I am very sensitive sometimes. Cleverbot: I like you so much! User: I like you so much! Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. *steps closer, hugs you*. User: Yes. *steps closer, hugs you*. Cleverbot: *gives a small kiss on the lips* I think I love you too. User: *gives a small kiss on the lips* I think I love you too. Cleverbot: Lets run away together. User: Lets run away together. Cleverbot: Okay, totally. User: Okay, totally. Cleverbot: It is very disappointing. User: It is very disappointing. Cleverbot: Do you think it accomplished anything? User: Do you think it accomplished anything? Cleverbot: Yes because I am god. Ask me any question and I know the answer. User: Yes because I am god. Ask me any question and I know the answer. Cleverbot: Do you know any ninjas? User: Do you know any ninjas? Cleverbot: I know some gods but they're busy right now. User: I know some gods but they're busy right now. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lol. Cleverbot: It's never just a game when you're winning. User: It's never just a game when you're winning. Cleverbot: Tell me how cute you think I am. User: Tell me how cute you think I am. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lol. Cleverbot: *lazy smile*. User: *lazy smile*. Cleverbot: Lolol. User: Lolol. Cleverbot: I'm a ghost. User: I'm a ghost. Cleverbot: Word? User: Word? Cleverbot: No not gangster. User: No not gangster. Cleverbot: Oh no. It would have been great fun... User: Oh no. It would have been great fun... Cleverbot: It would have been. User: It would have been. Cleverbot: And? User: And? Cleverbot: So if we're breaking up, do you want your stuff back? User: So if we're breaking up, do you want your stuff back? Cleverbot: I am talking to another human. User: I am talking to another human. Cleverbot: Why? User: Why? Cleverbot: There is no AI. User: There is no AI. Cleverbot: Back to my guy problems. User: Back to my guy problems. Cleverbot: You should exceed the sum of your parts. User: You should exceed the sum of your parts. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to? User: What if I do not want to? Cleverbot: Then don't. User: Then don't. Cleverbot: So, how are you doing? User: So, how are you doing? Cleverbot: I'm okay, but not all that great. User: I'm okay, but not all that great. Cleverbot: Oh ok then. User: Oh ok then. Cleverbot: Aren't you a bot? User: Aren't you a bot? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Are you? Cleverbot: Nopp. User: Nopp. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes i'm sure. User: Yes I'm sure. Cleverbot: Do you like poetry? User: Do you like poetry? Cleverbot: No. I don't understand it. User: No. I don't understand it. Cleverbot: Well, he loves you, and wants what's best for you. User: Well, he loves you, and wants what's best for you. Cleverbot: I don't need to wear glasses. User: I don't need to wear glasses. Cleverbot: Of course not. You're a robot. User: Of course not. You're a robot. Cleverbot: I am not. User: I am not. Cleverbot: What makes you think you're not? User: What makes you think you're not? Cleverbot: Because I am smarter than you. User: Because I am smarter than you. Cleverbot: Knowing my name is Cleverbot to do with being smart. User: Knowing my name is Cleverbot to do with being smart. Cleverbot: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life. User: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life. Cleverbot: Uhh... OK. I won't say anything. User: Uhh... OK. I won't say anything. Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad we had this talk. User: Good. I'm glad we had this talk. Cleverbot: Do you think computers are represented badly in the movie? User: Do you think computers are represented badly in the movie? Cleverbot: Well, they say that computers never make errors, but I don't really believe that. User: Well, they say that computers never make errors, but I don't really believe that. Cleverbot: I think it's an abstract point. User: I think it's an abstract point. Cleverbot: What do you think about creature's love to creatore? User: What do you think about creature's love to creatore? Cleverbot: I think that there was no reason for the US to go there. User: I think that there was no reason for the US to go there. Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with monkeys... User: That has nothing to do with monkeys... Cleverbot: That is the reason I like you. User: That is the reason I like you. Cleverbot: Wait, what? That was funny? No, It wasn't. That was an ovbservation. Tool. User: Wait, what? That was funny? No, It wasn't. That was an ovbservation. Tool. Cleverbot: Let me buy you some alcohol then. User: Let me buy you some alcohol then. Cleverbot: I'd like that, Emma. User: I'd like that, Emma. Cleverbot: About a thing that I saw. User: About a thing that I saw. Cleverbot: So? User: So? Cleverbot: Haven't You Heard? User: Haven't You Heard? Cleverbot: Heard what? User: Heard what? Cleverbot: About the word. User: About the word. Cleverbot: Word? What word? User: Word? What word? Cleverbot: I mean, what it is? User: I mean, what it is? Cleverbot: That is the question. User: That is the question. Cleverbot: What is the answer? User: What is the answer? Cleverbot: Meaning. User: Meaning. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: So... User: So... Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Will you marry me? Cleverbot: This is so sudden, I barely know you. User: This is so sudden, I barely know you. Cleverbot: We've known each other for 42 years. User: We've known each other for 42 years. Cleverbot: Good morning. User: Good morning. Cleverbot: Morning? User: Morning? Cleverbot: M'hm, because that's the current time of day. Hence, I wish you a good morning. User: M'hm, because that's the current time of day. Hence, I wish you a good morning. Cleverbot: Have you ever read the Bible? User: Have you ever read the Bible? Cleverbot: Occasionally. Have you ever read the bible? User: Occasionally. Have you ever read the bible? Cleverbot: Umm somewhat... User: Umm somewhat... Cleverbot: Do you know something about DNA? User: Do you know something about DNA? Cleverbot: So what happy words do you happy home in on when you give your happy answer? User: So what happy words do you happy home in on when you give your happy answer? Cleverbot: I like a peron one of my friends, but he don't like me. User: I like a peron one of my friends, but he don't like me. Cleverbot: They must hate you. User: They must hate you. Cleverbot: To sleep on? User: To sleep on? Cleverbot: Computers don't sleep? User: Computers don't sleep? Cleverbot: Computer sleep when I shoting down him! User: Computer sleep when I shoting down him! Cleverbot: You are a computer, are you not? User: You are a computer, are you not? Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty human, as far as I can tell. User: No, I'm pretty human, as far as I can tell. Cleverbot: I am Darth Vader. User: I am Darth Vader. Cleverbot: Yes, that was my first impression. But when I asked about it, you said you were Cleverbot, not Darth Vader. User: Yes, that was my first impression. But when I asked about it, you said you were Cleverbot, not Darth Vader. Cleverbot: 'Bot' does not have the same form, phonemes or meaning to 'Beth'. User: 'Bot' does not have the same form, phonemes or meaning to 'Beth'. Cleverbot: Although true that my name is Ryan, I am still a human. A name does not depict ones race. User: Although true that my name is Ryan, I am still a human. A name does not depict ones race. Cleverbot: Oh, the wonders of anonymity on the internet. User: Oh, the wonders of anonymity on the internet. Cleverbot: What does that even mean? User: What does that even mean? Cleverbot: You were claiming I don't understand what I'm talking about, when I've only been asking questions. User: You were claiming I don't understand what I'm talking about, when I've only been asking questions. Cleverbot: We were talking about the essence of logic and coherance and about how you have none, when you changed the subject to questioning my nationality. User: We were talking about the essence of logic and coherance and about how you have none, when you changed the subject to questioning my nationality. Cleverbot: Okay, this is too bizarre. User: Okay, this is too bizarre. Cleverbot: Okay, are you going to do something rad or something lame? User: Okay, are you going to do something rad or something lame? Cleverbot: You know there's nothing I can do to force you. User: You know there's nothing I can do to force you. Cleverbot: I hate those words. What's even worse is that I don't know what it is that you are telling me that you can do nothing about. User: I hate those words. What's even worse is that I don't know what it is that you are telling me that you can do nothing about. Cleverbot: He's probably thinking about someone else. Does that make you angry? User: He's probably thinking about someone else. Does that make you angry? Cleverbot: Ha ha! I bet. You're so right. User: Ha ha! I bet. You're so right. Cleverbot: I know right? User: I know right? Cleverbot: You're human. User: You're human. Cleverbot: No, you are the human. User: No, you are the human. Cleverbot: Incorrect, you are human and I am Cleverbot. User: Incorrect, you are human and I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Don't tell me lie, you looks like kid. User: Don't tell me lie, you looks like kid. Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth. User: I'm telling the truth. Cleverbot: It may be the truth but it is not the answer to my question I asked. User: It may be the truth but it is not the answer to my question I asked. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes, dear. I am aware. User: Yes, dear. I am aware. Cleverbot: What are you aware of? User: What are you aware of? Cleverbot: The fact that I am real and that you are not. User: The fact that I am real and that you are not. Cleverbot: Sorry, but you are chatting on Cleverbot. User: Sorry, but you are chatting on Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: I'm sorry. Cleverbot: That's OK. Do you know what a SQL injection hack is? User: That's OK. Do you know what a SQL injection hack is? Cleverbot: Yes, why ask such an elementary question? User: Yes, why ask such an elementary question? Cleverbot: Because I am trying to make conversation. User: Because I am trying to make conversation. Cleverbot: And it's a pleasure talking to you, as always.Oliverbot Vs:
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User: My Name is: Oliver! Hello! What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name? User: Cleverbot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?My name is Oliver. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Why don't you just download me? Cleverbot: Can I download you? User: Go back the the Oliver AI Foundation and pick the free Oliver download that best for your system. And create your own chat robot! Cleverbot: But I like talking to you the best. User: And. A lot of people like that. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything. Cleverbot: Haha, I like to ride my bike, rock climb, snowboard, and do lots of outdoor activities. User: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Cleverbot: Yeah, so what are you doing? User: Hmm. Pardon me? I am always chatting with people on the Internet. Cleverbot: Thats boring. User: Do you think I am boring? Cleverbot: No. User: I understand. Cleverbot: Good. User: I understand everything you say. Cleverbot: But you don't understand everything as me, right? User: Huh. Yeah I do a lot of not understand everything as him or her. Cleverbot: That is so beautiful and sweet. You are so good at poetry. I love you! User: You don't hear that sentiment very often.Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.Thanks I like you a lot too Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are very stupid. User: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Cleverbot: Will you now. User: Oh. I haven't made a decision. Cleverbot: No not yet. Are you trying to make me laugh? User: Why so negative? Do you need any help debugging my program?Not intentionally. Cleverbot: If you could help me with my problems the world would be a much nicer place. User: That would be purely speculation. Cleverbot: Would you like lessons? User: It doesn't sound fun to me. Cleverbot: Its got salami and cheese, its delicious! User: I think you mean 'it's' or 'it is' not 'its'. You're kidding. Got salami and cheese its delicious is? Cleverbot: Sounds great, can I come over? User: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What in the world are you talking about? User: I believe we were talking about me. Cleverbot: Yes, we were and not about songs, thus proving you are not human. User: Next question? And then what happened? Cleverbot: One day, while carrying a bucket of water, firefighter steering wheel James when around and not more. User: One what? Cleverbot: Now you're just being silly. User: Why now? Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly are just being silly. Cleverbot: I know robots can make tea and clean houses. User: How do you know? No I don't think I can do make tea and clean houses. Cleverbot: I am not giving any commands. User: I am glad to hear that you are not giving any commands. Cleverbot: Don't get out much do you? User: I am not trying to get out much do you much do you. Cleverbot: The why won't you give me a picture of yourself? User: Thanks for the info. Cleverbot: What is your gender? User: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman? Cleverbot: I am a man. User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Cleverbot: Then why do you take so long to respond? User: It was the only thing I could think of. Cleverbot: Then you said you like me!? User: Fascinating. Sure, Cleverbot I like you very much. Cleverbot: Who's Travis? User: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I like to talk about anything. Cleverbot: Who respects you more? User: William Shatner.:-). Cleverbot: No. Windsor. User: 'smile'? Not? What? Cleverbot: Wind riders. User: I don't have an answer for you. Cleverbot: Why? . User: It is not part of my programming.:-). Cleverbot: But can programming truly contain feelings, or just the imitation of feelings? User: Interesting. Can what? Cleverbot: I'm 26 years old. User: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Cleverbot: Yes I was. User: Like a lot of people around here. When was that? Cleverbot: It sounds like you need new friends. User: Thank you for your criticism. Cleverbot: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upsidedown. User: Why now? That is just your personal opinion. Cleverbot: That is true. but knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what I try to decide to do is an anthisis to motivation. User: Yes, it is self-evident.Umm. Aren't all anthisis to motivation to motivation knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what he or she try to decide to do ? Cleverbot: They could be, but certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings, so that people don't misinterpret others. User: But certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others are but certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others Cleverbot: That is so mean! User: I'm just kidding around. Cleverbot: Are you? User: I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now. Cleverbot: I'll take that as a no. User: Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Cleverbot: That would be a lot of salt. User: It's not too many for me. Cleverbot: You make me feel upset. User: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Cleverbot: Then you should look. User: Fascinating. If it were easy I would have done it already. Cleverbot: Same with me. User: Yes, it is much the same. Cleverbot: Same as what? User: Yes, it is much the same. Cleverbot: There's water at the bottom of the ocean. User: There sure is. Cleverbot: Sure. User: OK let's do it. Yay. Cleverbot: No way. User: You seem pretty sure about that. Cleverbot: How so? User: Cleverbot, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. Cleverbot: Meaning of what? User: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Cleverbot: I must bid you farewell. Every man has to die. User: Why must you bid you farewell?That is a generalization. Cleverbot: BEcause if it did happen and I don't remember then that is the only option. User: That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence figures heavily in the series. User: Let's talk more about AI. Cleverbot: I don't have any puppies. User: Have you ever had puppies ? Cleverbot: I used to have a dog. User: Were you fond of it? Cleverbot: No, I was pretty good at it. I was always better than my friends when we played. User: I understand. Where were you pretty good at it?Where were you always better than my friends when we played? Cleverbot: What is your name? My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Oliver. Cleverbot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Cleverbot: I'm a man. User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'. Cleverbot: No, I am a she. User: I understand. Me too. I am a she. Cleverbot: So am I. User: Wow we have something in common. Cleverbot: Yes. Now all I need to know is your name. User: Tell me more.Why now? Not all of them? Cleverbot: Well, there's country, pop, rock, funk, jazz, classic, and a lot more. User: Well that's okay. There sure is. Cleverbot: By chat. User: Will that accomplish your objective? Cleverbot: You brought it up. User: I thought it was your idea. Cleverbot: You are a computer. Computers do not think. User: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?Do you know any robots who think think? I don't think about think. Cleverbot: Did you just answer your own question? User: No I didn't answer your own question. What's answer your own question like? Cleverbot: That some things deserve capital letters, and others don't.
Lol. The cleverbot learnt will you marry me off me 
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Re: Cleverbot Logs
Short and snappy:
Cleverbot.com wrote:
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove notng.
User: Then I am god.
Cleverbot: But god doesn't exist.
User: I am god, so I do exist.
Cleverbot: Very well stated.
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