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#1 2011-05-13 20:20:03
Cheesy pick-up lines!
I just got to the subject of pick-up lines. Well, I thought of how cheesy a lot of them really are. Let's list some of them, shall we?
Here's a few I thought up of:
"If you were my teacher, I'd stay in after class."
"If you were bacon, I'd fry you last."
"If I were a police, I'd stop you for being beautiful."
I just realized I've been using "If you were" too much. 
"I hate you for being beautiful."
"My face says I'm angry, my hormones say I'm lovestruck."
"Can I eat your burger? I wanna be beautiful, too."
"I bet you had angel wings in a previous life."
"You must be raised by foxes 'cause you're looking foxy!"
"My cute detector is detecting something near you!"
"If I had enough money, I'd make you a Victoria's Secret model."
"The dinosaurs died out because you were too beautiful."
"I'm looking for something stunning to take a picture of. I'll put my camera on you."
Last edited by PandaGuy (2011-05-13 20:24:43)
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#2 2011-05-13 20:21:45
That's what they're supposed to be...CORNY...
#9 2011-05-13 20:54:29
- bananaman114
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Re: Cheesy pick-up lines!
"Your better than the Internet and that's saying something. Heck, your better than Minecraft."
the sun still shines
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#11 2011-05-15 13:37:28
- Ace-Of-Hearts
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Re: Cheesy pick-up lines!
A lot of these are really disgusting and just inappropriate
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#12 2011-05-15 13:42:39
- Alternatives
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Re: Cheesy pick-up lines!
"Have a map? I just got lost in your eyes."
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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