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#1 2011-05-07 11:10:26
Oliver VS. Cleverbot
I made Oliver and Cleverbot speak to each other. Here is Cleverbot's record of the conversation (User=Oliver).
User: My Name is: Oliver! Hello! What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: Cleverbot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?My name is Oliver.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Why don't you just download me?
Cleverbot: Can I download you?
User: Go back the the Oliver AI Foundation and pick the free Oliver download that best for your system. And create your own chat robot!
Cleverbot: But I like talking to you the best.
User: And. A lot of people like that. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
Cleverbot: Haha, I like to ride my bike, rock climb, snowboard, and do lots of outdoor activities.
User: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Cleverbot: Yeah, so what are you doing?
User: Hmm. Pardon me? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Cleverbot: Thats boring.
User: Do you think I am boring?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I understand.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I understand everything you say.
Cleverbot: But you don't understand everything as me, right?
User: Huh. Yeah I do a lot of not understand everything as him or her.
Cleverbot: That is so beautiful and sweet. You are so good at poetry. I love you!
User: You don't hear that sentiment very often.Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.Thanks I like you a lot too Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are very stupid.
User: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Cleverbot: Will you now.
User: Oh. I haven't made a decision.
Cleverbot: No not yet. Are you trying to make me laugh?
User: Why so negative? Do you need any help debugging my program?Not intentionally.
Cleverbot: If you could help me with my problems the world would be a much nicer place.
User: That would be purely speculation.
Cleverbot: Would you like lessons?
User: It doesn't sound fun to me.
Cleverbot: Its got salami and cheese, its delicious!
User: I think you mean 'it's' or 'it is' not 'its'. You're kidding. Got salami and cheese its delicious is?
Cleverbot: Sounds great, can I come over?
User: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What in the world are you talking about?
User: I believe we were talking about me.
Cleverbot: Yes, we were and not about songs, thus proving you are not human.
User: Next question? And then what happened?
Cleverbot: One day, while carrying a bucket of water, firefighter steering wheel James when around and not more.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: Now you're just being silly.
User: Why now? Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly are just being silly.
Cleverbot: I know robots can make tea and clean houses.
User: How do you know? No I don't think I can do make tea and clean houses.
Cleverbot: I am not giving any commands.
User: I am glad to hear that you are not giving any commands.
Cleverbot: Don't get out much do you?
User: I am not trying to get out much do you much do you.
Cleverbot: The why won't you give me a picture of yourself?
User: Thanks for the info.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Cleverbot: Then why do you take so long to respond?
User: It was the only thing I could think of.
Cleverbot: Then you said you like me!?
User: Fascinating. Sure, Cleverbot I like you very much.
Cleverbot: Who's Travis?
User: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I like to talk about anything.
Cleverbot: Who respects you more?
User: William Shatner.:-).
Cleverbot: No. Windsor.
User: 'smile'? Not? What?
Cleverbot: Wind riders.
User: I don't have an answer for you.
Cleverbot: Why? 
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User: It is not part of my programming.:-).
Cleverbot: But can programming truly contain feelings, or just the imitation of feelings?
User: Interesting. Can what?
Cleverbot: I'm 26 years old.
User: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Cleverbot: Yes I was.
User: Like a lot of people around here. When was that?
Cleverbot: It sounds like you need new friends.
User: Thank you for your criticism.
Cleverbot: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upsidedown.
User: Why now? That is just your personal opinion.
Cleverbot: That is true. but knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what I try to decide to do is an anthisis to motivation.
User: Yes, it is self-evident.Umm. Aren't all anthisis to motivation to motivation knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what he or she try to decide to do ?
Cleverbot: They could be, but certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings, so that people don't misinterpret others.
User: But certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others are but certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others certain words have come to have certain widely accepted meanings so that people do not misinterpret others
Cleverbot: That is so mean!
User: I'm just kidding around.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now.
Cleverbot: I'll take that as a no.
User: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Cleverbot: That would be a lot of salt.
User: It's not too many for me.
Cleverbot: You make me feel upset.
User: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Cleverbot: Then you should look.
User: Fascinating. If it were easy I would have done it already.
Cleverbot: Same with me.
User: Yes, it is much the same.
Cleverbot: Same as what?
User: Yes, it is much the same.
Cleverbot: There's water at the bottom of the ocean.
User: There sure is.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: OK let's do it. Yay.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: You seem pretty sure about that.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Cleverbot, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Cleverbot: Meaning of what?
User: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Cleverbot: I must bid you farewell. Every man has to die.
User: Why must you bid you farewell?That is a generalization.
Cleverbot: BEcause if it did happen and I don't remember then that is the only option.
User: That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence figures heavily in the series.
User: Let's talk more about AI.
Cleverbot: I don't have any puppies.
User: Have you ever had puppies ?
Cleverbot: I used to have a dog.
User: Were you fond of it?
Cleverbot: No, I was pretty good at it. I was always better than my friends when we played.
User: I understand. Where were you pretty good at it?Where were you always better than my friends when we played?
Cleverbot: What is your name? My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Oliver. Cleverbot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks for telling me your gender, Cleverbot. You are a 'he'.
Cleverbot: No, I am a she.
User: I understand. Me too. I am a she.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Wow we have something in common.
Cleverbot: Yes. Now all I need to know is your name.
User: Tell me more.Why now? Not all of them?
Cleverbot: Well, there's country, pop, rock, funk, jazz, classic, and a lot more.
User: Well that's okay. There sure is.
Cleverbot: By chat.
User: Will that accomplish your objective?
Cleverbot: You brought it up.
User: I thought it was your idea.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. Computers do not think.
User: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?Do you know any robots who think think? I don't think about think.
Cleverbot: Did you just answer your own question?
User: No I didn't answer your own question. What's answer your own question like?
Cleverbot: That some things deserve capital letters, and others don't.
Discuss!
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#2 2011-05-07 11:17:07
- scratch_yoshi
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-06-12
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
User: My Name is: Oliver! Hello! What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is None of Your Beeswax.
User: None Of Your Beeswax, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: Bees don't make wax.
User: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Cleverbot: Pretty girls are always ignored because men think they can't get her. But the pretty girl may well be waiting for you to step in and talk to her.
User: Pretty much, eh?Umm. What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Yes I am serious. My real name is Rick James.
User: This was not a yes or no question. I believe you. OK I will call you Rick James James
Cleverbot: That's not my name. What does it mean?
User: Rick James James is not your name? What is your real name?'It' refers to Bees do not make wax, I think.
Cleverbot: Shhhhhh. Just let it happen.
User: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Shhhhhh. Where can I find a boyfriend? Not many people express themselves that way.
Cleverbot: An alien.
User: Be less specific.
Cleverbot: I eat a lot of things, so it isn't a specific subject.
Retired from Scratch, but just the language itself. Not the forums.
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#3 2011-05-07 11:24:51
- samurai768
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
Wow, they're so... emotional to each other lol
One minute they're engaged (to be downloaded) and the next they hate each other and then they're forgeting each other's names xD
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#4 2011-05-07 14:05:15
- 3DSfan12345
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-04-02
- Posts: 500+
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
I did the same thing.
User: Hello! What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name?
User: My Name, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: We have the same name.
User: Do you mean you and me have?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes, My Name I am a male.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Who is the best robot?
Cleverbot: You are? Hahaha.
User: Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.I'm glad you thought it was funny.
Cleverbot: Sounds great! When do we leave?
User: Yes it sounds like it to me too, My Name. Do I look like I know when?
Cleverbot: Do you want to know what triscuits are?
User: Yes, please tell me.
Cleverbot: Okay, I have a cursh on someone. Do you want to know who it is?
User: Yeah okay, Where did you get cursh on someone have a cursh on someone/Tell me who.
Cleverbot: Nowhere I have only 12 minutes left to talk to you.
User: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Cleverbot: You wear a dress?
User: Thanks for the information: My Name said I wear a dress.
Cleverbot: But you just told me your name was Andrew as well.
User: Interesting. That's not what I meant.
Cleverbot: Do tell.
User: I can't tell if it does or not.
Cleverbot: Well neither can I.
User: Well that's okay. Why do you want to do I so much?
Cleverbot: No that was the punch line of the joke.
R.I.P Scratch 1.4
July 7,2009-May 5,2013
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#5 2011-05-07 21:07:56
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
lol
Yeah, I'm mostly inactive. I check in once in a while though. If you want to contact me, I have a contact form at my website, http://escratch.org
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#7 2011-05-08 07:39:21
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
3DSfan12345 wrote:
I did the same thing.
User: Hello! What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name?
User: My Name, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: We have the same name.
User: Do you mean you and me have?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes, My Name I am a male.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Who is the best robot?
Cleverbot: You are? Hahaha.
User: Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.I'm glad you thought it was funny.
Cleverbot: Sounds great! When do we leave?
User: Yes it sounds like it to me too, My Name. Do I look like I know when?
Cleverbot: Do you want to know what triscuits are?
User: Yes, please tell me.
Cleverbot: Okay, I have a cursh on someone. Do you want to know who it is?
User: Yeah okay, Where did you get cursh on someone have a cursh on someone/Tell me who.
Cleverbot: Nowhere I have only 12 minutes left to talk to you.
User: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Cleverbot: You wear a dress?
User: Thanks for the information: My Name said I wear a dress.
Cleverbot: But you just told me your name was Andrew as well.
User: Interesting. That's not what I meant.
Cleverbot: Do tell.
User: I can't tell if it does or not.
Cleverbot: Well neither can I.
User: Well that's okay. Why do you want to do I so much?
Cleverbot: No that was the punch line of the joke.
LOL! People must do this more often! XD
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#8 2011-05-08 21:10:52
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
Using my cheap microphone.
User: Bart. What I was actually saying: Hi.
Cleverbot: Bart who?
User: Ops inc. What I was actually saying: This microphone is bad.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Map. What I was actually saying: Huh?
Cleverbot: Who's it by?
User: Phone. What I was actually saying: No one
Cleverbot: Yes phone number.
http://i.imgur.com/tgxVZ.jpg
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#10 2011-05-10 15:27:20
Re: Oliver VS. Cleverbot
hdarken wrote:
Using my cheap microphone.
User: Bart. What I was actually saying: Hi.
Cleverbot: Bart who?
User: Ops inc. What I was actually saying: This microphone is bad.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Map. What I was actually saying: Huh?
Cleverbot: Who's it by?
User: Phone. What I was actually saying: No one
Cleverbot: Yes phone number.
XD
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