Scratch

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

You can't be late until you show up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

IF YA LIVE IN NYC
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

  LOL

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Let this be a lesson for you, Government jobs - Stressful.

~~Boston Rob 

coolstuff wrote:

Ah, the Harry Potter series has such a plethora of great quotes, it's impossible to just choose one. One the best one, in my opinion, is this:

Albus Dumbledore wrote:

Of course it's all in your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?

   

I love this one.

There is a very imprtant quote to me in my sig.

joeisawesome wrote:

Kurt Cobain wrote:

I hate life, and want to kill myself.

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What is that symbol? I can see it's hex E409, tho.

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my FAVE EVER QUOTE:

me wrote:

just shut up and turn on the simpsons.

Post some of your favorite quotes here! They can be funny, meaningful, etc. but nothing inappropriate.

Some of mine:

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." ~Bilbo, Lord of the rings, Fellowship of the Ring

"Im so glad i got my glasses! I can even read what it says on that building over there!" "That's a truck."~Me and my mom XD

''Come to the dark side! We have cookies!''

EDIT: I also saw this on someones sig: ''It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!'' -Patrick Star

I forgot who's sig.    I'll tell you when i find it again...

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somelia wrote:

Look at my sig for mine.

But unicycles only have 1 wheel 

kimmy123 wrote:

somelia wrote:

Look at my sig for mine.

But unicycles only have 1 wheel 

Right, I said technically.

I put another wheel on my unicycle. And no handlebars.

Astro947 wrote:

"Because I'M a potato"
-GLADoS

"SHUT UP"
-Knuckles

"GAH I LUV BEIN PURPLE"
-Patrick Star

...Yeah all I can think of 

I'M PURPLE!!!

Best ending song ever.
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Oh yeah, my other favorite quote was

"Zzz...snorfle...zzz..." - Guildmaster Wigglytuff