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agscratcher wrote:

scimonster wrote:

That Google turned me into a table.

...What?


Maybe you were messing with their server that has the entire internet backed up on it?

Actually I put Wikipedia's table page into Translate and it went to Maps, but it showed a picture of a table on a green background, and I thought it was me.

Once I had a dream I pressed my hand down on a woodchip, and my hand had a giant hole in it 

I had to keep telling myself, "I do NOT have a woodchip sized hole in my hand"

:o

Once I dreamt that I was in a stadium, and a pokemon tornado appeared, and then zombies came out of a wall to turn the rest of the kids into zombies, and the evil fat teachers would make them crave icecream and chocolate so that would go to the icecream and chocolate stand, but it didn't work on me, so I ran down a corridor where I had to convince a guy who was also evil that the teachers let me pass after I asked politely, so he let me pass, and I entered the hall and was about to escape when the evil teachers caught up with me.

When I woke up, I had to keep telling myself, "There are not evil zombies out to get me. And I have not been captured by fat teachers with ugly dresses."

I once dreamt a cat was sitting on my face. When I woke up, my cat was sitting on my face! Although, in my dream I was also playing space golf with Charlie Chaplin and Osama Bin Lauden while a cat was on my face.

And Charlie Chaplin.
With all this Bin Lauden news and whatnot.

Earthboundjeff wrote:

And Charlie Chaplin.
With all this Bin Lauden news and whatnot.

bin Laden.

Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:

scimonster wrote:

scimonster wrote:

Now I have to keep telling myself:
"Google did not turn me into a table."
"Google can not turn me into a table."
"I am not a table."

Stop mocking me. 

Stop talking to yourself

I was quoting that so people would know what I'm talking about.