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Alternatives wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

Alternatives wrote:

My neighbor says when we turn on the pumper for our swimming pool, he feels the ground shaking in his house.

My neighbors mow their lawn at four in the morning and swim in our pool when I'm not home

They ran over my mailbox once too so I poisoned their cat and stole their mail

I mean uh I wrote them a strongly worded letter

Once, due to the stupidity of the mailman, I got mail that was directed to the people across the street. It was someones birthday, apparently this dude called Albert had rich relatives, because I scored 100$ that day. Well, until my parents found out.

I'd like $100 in the mail.